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How come y'all motherfuckers didn't tell me about this? (Sony designs games around DSP)
You were ninja'd yesterday in a different thread.
I kind of skimmed this section, and didn't see the video I was going to post.
Its from the GDC where the level designers talks about the flow of levels for the 2018 God of War game.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eSB29qx6sWw:2280
I thought legit this was some sort of like edit in joke, but it wasn't. If the time stamp doesn't work, it happens at 38 minutes.
Apology if this was posted already.
 
as someone who does game design shit never underestimate how stupid players are.

i have literally watched players turn off the tutorial i programmed and then ask how to play the game
There’s that HL2 dev commentary where they said a play tester, when given a choice between two paths, one that would progress and one that would be revealed to spit them back out right before the fork, continued to take the latter option for 30 minutes without realizing they were walking in a circle.

there’s some real dumb fuckers out there.
 
There’s that HL2 dev commentary where they said a play tester, when given a choice between two paths, one that would progress and one that would be revealed to spit them back out right before the fork, continued to take the latter option for 30 minutes without realizing they were walking in a circle.

there’s some real dumb fuckers out there.
What's crazy is that I know so many people who are otherwise intelligent whose IQ somehow drops to Derich levels once they pick up a controller, and I don't mean boomers but people who I know from my life who grew up with the same video games I did.
 
as someone who does game design shit never underestimate how stupid players are.

i have literally watched players turn off the tutorial i programmed and then ask how to play the game
My faith in humanity is already dead, but that just dug the grave a bit deeper.

There's normal levels of stupid, but that one takes the damn cake and Phil is that amount of stupid.
 
My faith in humanity is already dead, but that just dug the grave a bit deeper.

There's normal levels of stupid, but that one takes the damn cake and Phil is that amount of stupid.

this is an actual conversation i once had

Player: how does this item work?

JimiHendrix: Read the item description, it's explained there and on the tutorial.

Player: I'm not reading an explanation, just tell me how it works.
 
Did we already talk about Phil wearing a roll of toilet paper on his head? Because I just watched a video of him wearing a roll of toilet paper on his head and it's too much for me at this time of day.
 
What do you mean you aren't going to but an easy mode for Dark Souls? What are you? Abealist?

it is so fucking tiring dude. especially since what i make is a multiplayer pvp thing, i don't have the luxury of single player games where i can just force the nigger to pay attention.

nothing will make you hate people who play video games more than making video games.
 
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Phil just said them using his footage at GDC is illegal lmaoo I hope somebody clipped that.
Red Bistro got to it before me and agree with him. I'm growing tired of streamers talking about fair use and believing what they are doing is okay or at least seeing how longer they can go before a slap on the wrist. Video game people or ones that go over movies(even a kill count type) are F*cking retarded to think they are in the right. Not to mention the sh*tty clickbait news channels or reaction ones that are bottom of the barrel. When more than 50% of your content isn't actually yours, can you take pride in calling it your content? If people reach out to companies or vice versa I think its cool. Even though content creators make a good amount of money through mainly ads and some sponsors, I'd love to see them charge for their "VOD". Not many "content creators" will leave the YT/twitch level. Phil doesn't know his elbow from his @sshole and always curious to hear his takes on the law.
 
i don't have the luxury of single player games where i can just force the nigger to pay attention.
If only you knew how bad things really are.
I never worked in game design or anything but I helped plenty of people out when they were stuck at one part of a video game and couldn't progress. In any case, more than half of my advice and hot tips usually consist of a variation of "the game is literally telling you right now on a flashing text box in the upper left corner of your screen to hold down triangle" then you know how bad things can really get.
 
How come y'all motherfuckers didn't tell me about this? (Sony designs games around DSP)
This is the funniest shit that's happened in the vortex in months in my opinion.

Whenever I see Phil being presented to people outside of the common detractor circles, I can't stop giggling. And the context is so good too, being shown as an example of "the dumbest gamer" for which games should be made.

God, I swear sometimes I have to stop and wonder if I'm watching some sort of real-life Truman Show, but with a main character that gets shit on by everyone instead of being loved.
 
If only you knew how bad things really are.
I never worked in game design or anything but I helped plenty of people out when they were stuck at one part of a video game and couldn't progress. In any case, more than half of my advice and hot tips usually consist of a variation of "the game is literally telling you right now on a flashing text box in the upper left corner of your screen to hold down triangle" then you know how bad things can really get.

iunno man, spending hours programming a tutorial system and then watching people actively go out of their way to avoid even acknowledging it is pretty bad.
 
iunno man, spending hours programming a tutorial system and then watching people actively go out of their way to avoid even acknowledging it is pretty bad.
Trust me, I completely feel you. Just sayin' that it doesn't matter what methods you use, whether it's for singleplayer or multiplayer, whether you make an in-depth tutorial or just put "Press X You Dumb Fuck" in the middle of the screen whenever it's relevant, there will always be at least one dense motherfucker who will somehow be unable to figure out what to do and won't even try to even if there's resources in the game that explain it.
 
I love how DSP is used as a baseline for stupid gamers and how Derich is now a disparaging noun for dribbling idiots.
 
Bruh, not even lowkey insulting. They're talking about him (and the lowest common gamer) like it's Pavlov presenting his experiment results for the first time. "Boom. And there it is, he saw a shock crystal. He's been taught correctly."
as you can see, when i ring the donation bell, the pigroach starts to Tpose and salivate

and in the "behind the scenes" room, the pigroach compulsively presses on the whaling button regardless of it's effectiveness
 
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