By March 2021 Allison's doctors had ruled out: Covid, pulmonary embolism, black mold exposure, flu, pneumonia, respiratory virus, sinusitis, laryngitis, Celiac, RA, Lyme disease, vasculitis, multiple sclerosis (MS), Crohns, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), colon cancer, Still's disease, periodic fever syndrome, thyroid disease, HIV, fibromyalgia, blood infection, lung cancer, brain tumor, CFS, GI obstruction, polymyalgia, endometriosis, allergies, malnutrition, infectious diseases, sinusitis, lung inflammation, autoimmune and rheumatological diseases, bladder disease, Sjogren's, and RA (again).
Allison discussed all of the trauma that led to her C-PTSD diagnosis. She said she had survived domestic violence, gun violence, armed break-ins, sexual assault, sexual violence, molestation, and rape between ages 4-30. She claimed to be in full drug abuse remission and would be in full alcohol abuse remission in June 2021.
Watch as this totally disabled chick
climbs up her fucking door frame.
Allison was supposed to be evaluated for Marfan syndrome at the University of Minnesota. She claims the geneticist she saw gaslit her. How exactly did the geneticist gaslight her? She also evaluated Allison for EDS and told her she didn’t feel she had enough physical features for a diagnosis. Despite the fact that the geneticist doesn’t normally evaluate for EDS, she would still be qualified to make the diagnosis- she’s a geneticist. I also find it telling that Allison didn’t mention her Marfan evaluation at all.
Allison announced she would be having an ECG to rule out Marfan. Because of her Marfan score, the ECG would be the deciding factor in being diagnosed. So just to reiterate: the geneticist
did not diagnose her with Marfan. Or EDS, for the record.
Nothing like some hardcore krumping for your POTS.
Allison said she had her echo and it showed that her inferior vena cava was dilated. Her cardiologist "didn't have a lot to say about" her dilated vena cava. Sounds very serious. After this, literally no other Marfan-related diagnostics were mentioned (like say a blood test or buccal swab for genetic testing...). She never mentioned receiving a diagnosis.
In a comment, Allison claimed the geneticist she saw in April wrote in her notes that she "met the criteria for hypermobile Eds and the systemic score for Marfan, but told me I was 'fine.'" She worried that she has vEDS. She then said "It sucks having both EDS and Marfan issues."
Allison became utterly obsessed with a "daily fever" she'd claimed since March 2020 and made a beeline for the cancer angle. Allison claimed that every morning her temperature starts around 97.1 degrees. By noon it would hit 99, by dinner 100 degrees, and by bedtime "just under 102 degrees." This appears to be the very first time Allison mentioned her 'growing' lymph nodes. She said her rheumatologist referred her to hematology/oncology back in April- but I find that hard to believe. This was her very first mention of anything cancer-related. She literally shares herself pooping; there's no way she kept that to herself for a month. It seems REALLY weird to advertise a store at the end of the post you hashtag #cancer and #lymphoma. Also, nothing screams "my doctor definitely thinks I have cancer" like an oncology appointment that's booked two+ months out.
Just two days later Allison couldn't believe how much her body was wasting away (despite the fact that her weight had been stable since November) and how much her lymph nodes were growing (despite zero physical evidence of swollen nodes). She said her PCP told her to go to urgent care but they couldn't help her because "I am not acutely ill." Allison then requested a PET scan "to start a cancer hunt" but was told only a hem/onc doctor can order them.
Allison announced she would be off to the ER
tomorrow "as per the advice of a nurse at
my (bitch you haven't even been there yet and it's
your cancer center?) cancer center. I am going to the ER clinic that has a cancer clinic in the building. My hope is that they can get a hematologist oncologist to check me out and order some cancer screening tests for me." Nothing quite like wasting resources by going to the ER for a(n imaginary) chronic issue!
Next she visited that ER with the cancer center. The ER gave her some fluids, did some blood work, and gave her a strep test. She was negative for strep (and mono and HIV). Her CBC was normal and her RBCs were "just a little below normal." Her CRP was normal. They did not do any scans, and she did not have an oncology consult. I’m assuming she was sent home within a few hours of being seen. Again, this screams "my doctor thinks I have cancer."
Allison discussed all of the trauma that led to her C-PTSD diagnosis. She said she had survived domestic violence, gun violence, armed break-ins, sexual assault, sexual violence, molestation, and rape between ages 4-30. She claimed to be in full drug abuse remission and would be in full alcohol abuse remission in June 2021.
Allison was supposed to be evaluated for Marfan syndrome at the University of Minnesota. She claims the geneticist she saw gaslit her. How exactly did the geneticist gaslight her? She also evaluated Allison for EDS and told her she didn’t feel she had enough physical features for a diagnosis. Despite the fact that the geneticist doesn’t normally evaluate for EDS, she would still be qualified to make the diagnosis- she’s a geneticist. I also find it telling that Allison didn’t mention her Marfan evaluation at all.
Allison said she had her echo and it showed that her inferior vena cava was dilated. Her cardiologist "didn't have a lot to say about" her dilated vena cava. Sounds very serious. After this, literally no other Marfan-related diagnostics were mentioned (like say a blood test or buccal swab for genetic testing...). She never mentioned receiving a diagnosis.
In a comment, Allison claimed the geneticist she saw in April wrote in her notes that she "met the criteria for hypermobile Eds and the systemic score for Marfan, but told me I was 'fine.'" She worried that she has vEDS. She then said "It sucks having both EDS and Marfan issues."
Allison became utterly obsessed with a "daily fever" she'd claimed since March 2020 and made a beeline for the cancer angle. Allison claimed that every morning her temperature starts around 97.1 degrees. By noon it would hit 99, by dinner 100 degrees, and by bedtime "just under 102 degrees." This appears to be the very first time Allison mentioned her 'growing' lymph nodes. She said her rheumatologist referred her to hematology/oncology back in April- but I find that hard to believe. This was her very first mention of anything cancer-related. She literally shares herself pooping; there's no way she kept that to herself for a month. It seems REALLY weird to advertise a store at the end of the post you hashtag #cancer and #lymphoma. Also, nothing screams "my doctor definitely thinks I have cancer" like an oncology appointment that's booked two+ months out.
Just two days later Allison couldn't believe how much her body was wasting away (despite the fact that her weight had been stable since November) and how much her lymph nodes were growing (despite zero physical evidence of swollen nodes). She said her PCP told her to go to urgent care but they couldn't help her because "I am not acutely ill." Allison then requested a PET scan "to start a cancer hunt" but was told only a hem/onc doctor can order them.
Allison announced she would be off to the ER tomorrow "as per the advice of a nurse at my (bitch you haven't even been there yet and it's your cancer center?) cancer center. I am going to the ER clinic that has a cancer clinic in the building. My hope is that they can get a hematologist oncologist to check me out and order some cancer screening tests for me." Nothing quite like wasting resources by going to the ER for a(n imaginary) chronic issue!
Next she visited that ER with the cancer center. The ER gave her some fluids, did some blood work, and gave her a strep test. She was negative for strep (and mono and HIV). Her CBC was normal and her RBCs were "just a little below normal." Her CRP was normal. They did not do any scans, and she did not have an oncology consult. I’m assuming she was sent home within a few hours of being seen. Again, this screams "my doctor thinks I have cancer."
Allison got tested for a bunch more shit, including a tick-borne illness panel.
Next she had a lymph node ultrasound and they allegedly actually found something: on the right side she has one level 2 enlarged lymph node. On the right side she has three enlarged nodes. She noted that two of those were 3cm. Her thyroid turned out fine and she has an enlarged left-sided submandibular gland. Enlarged lymph nodes/glands can be caused by something as benign as seasonal allergies.
And then someone tipped off Allison that she was on r/munchsnark and she thought it was hilarious.
So hilarious in fact that she created a petition to get it taken down. "Don't mess with spoonies." What a fucking threat.
Later that day, despite the fact that she had just posted that she was negative for Ehrlichia, Allison posted a series of stories stating she tested positive. She claimed her doctor stayed late just to send her the results.
She couldn’t believe she had never been tested for tick-borne illnesses before. Except...she had been tested for lyme/tick-borne illnesses...allllllll the way back in July 2020. And guess what? The test was negative then.
Allison and her boyfriend then speculated as to when this magical tick bit her. She claimed on March 13, 2020 they went for a walk in the woods, and a few days later the bf felt sick. Then Allison got sick. Then their dog got sick. So that must be what happened! The interesting part is that nowhere- not on her blog, not on her Instagram- did she ever mention that her bf and/or dog were also sick with similar symptoms around the same time she got sick. You would think that would be an important piece of the puzzle!
