💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fictional Character]

Movieblob be like:
Wyświetl załącznik 2261083
Wyświetl załącznik 2261093
Wyświetl załącznik 2261094
(Source is socialblade: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/the_moviebob/monthly)

Remember, the way to EARN your Superior Future is to post an average of 70 tweets every day, for over a decade straight.

(Be careful about sending this to CinemaRobert himself, he might actually go full Dobson and whose shit takes would we laugh at then)

If only Bob posted an extra 0.6859658485 of a tweet daily. Then he'd be cool for a second for the first time in his life.

 

[blablabla]

Can we talk about everything wrong about this grilling picture?

• Chris apparently doesn't believe in cleaning his grill. The bed on the inside is wrecked and the outside is so dirty you can't even read the logo anymore
• Combination propane and charcoal, pick one. If you want a smokey flavor add wood chips, not whatever this monstrosity is.
• Charcoal isn't ashed over so it isn't even really doing anything.
• Frozen fucking hamburger patties.
• Season your fucking meat. The tiny clumps of pepper on the steak almost make it more insulting.
• Those are not grilling steaks. Way too thick, very low chance of actually being cooked properly or consistently. Steaks that thick are begging to be finished in an oven.
• Not putting the thickest items in the hot zone.
• That chicken looks like its being prepared to send to a cobbler as a replacement shoe sole.

Bob and Chip needs to get a fucking centrist out there to teach them a thing or two.

just look at bobs mongoloid eyes. that bbq never had a chance

 

[King Dead]

Bobby can only imagine people object to transhumanism out of religious concerns, or an appeal to the nebulous notion of "nature".
Wyświetl załącznik 2260585

Bobby's advice to someone who hates transhumanism and hates child-grooming: "you have the evolving to do". Also, Bobby's list of Obsoletes now includes normal people.
Wyświetl załącznik 2260630

It never ceases to amaze me how the transhumanist crowd just glosses over the massive ethical concerns that come from making radical changes to the human body. There have been countless pieces of media over the years that attempt to grapple with these questions, and it's a basic tenet of the cyberpunk genre once you get past all the neon lights and incessant rain. Turning yourself into a cyborg, rewriting your DNA, or uploading/duplicating your consciousness: all would call into question the basic concepts of self and humanity.

And that's to say nothing of what it would take to get there. Like any new technology, there's no way to guarantee that any of these theorized "upgrades" will work the first time without issue, potentially crippling test subjects for life, if not outright killing them. How many bodies are acceptable losses so long as they bring about the Superior Future™?

But to Bob and others of the Church of the Singularity, none of that matters, because their holy god Science™ will finally deliver them from those damn jocks that always made fun of them and dated all the hot girls. The irony of Bobby's "Thinkers vs. Believers" tirades will never not be hilarious in that light.

Bobby believes in nuclear energy, which Little Mommy Greta opposes.
Wyświetl załącznik 2260599

If you ever needed more proof that Bob only cares about things through the lens of "durr shiny future," here it is. Renewable energy is grossly inefficient, produces power intermittently, is environmentally wasteful, and often fails to recoup the energy required to manufacture the panels/turbines before needing to be replaced. And that's to say nothing of all the waste they produce in the long term, with used fan blades piling up because they can't be easily recycled. Renewables are good for specific off-the-grid scenarios, but not much else.

And Bobby continues to show his naivete in that second tweet. I dunno what the fuck he means by "triple-secure," but nuclear power is on the whole not all that dangerous, especially with more modern reactor design. It would probably be even safer if more funding had actually been put towards it over the years, but Three Mile Island put the kibosh on that stateside, despite zero deaths and minimal radiation exposure to the community. And then Chernobyl happened, and so for the past 30+ years, anytime nuclear power comes up, people immediately jump to the worst-case scenario; Fukushima ten years ago didn't help matters either. But the most severe meltdowns occurred when safety concerns were ignored for decades, which suggests to me that overall nuclear is fairly safe on the whole, and better oversight could help avoid meltdown scenarios.

And we're already canceling out coal stateside as it is, with coal being on a steady decline since the start of the Obama years, mostly replaced by natural gas. Doesn't really matter on the whole if you're concerned about carbon emissions, however, since China's more than making up for it with all the coal plants they've been building. But hey, as long as it's not in your backyard, right?

In short, Bob is retarded as usual. Renewables will likely never manage to fulfill the needs of modern society, no matter how shiny and futuristic they look.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby is a black belt in Empathy and a gold-medalist in How Not To Be An Asshole:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260480
Biology can be thrown into the waste basket of Inferior Past as long as "more types of people are more accepted and able to exist/live as they want", but Climate Change must be upheld as absolute, unquestionable truth even if taking it seriously will prevent many people to live and exist as they want. And sorry Bobby, transsexualism doesn't "reconceptualize human biology" anymore than astrology "reconceptualizes" astronomy.

Wyświetl załącznik 2260610

More tranny / IDPol bullshit:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260532

Bobby can only imagine people object to transhumanism out of religious concerns, or an appeal to the nebulous notion of "nature".
Wyświetl załącznik 2260585

Bobby's advice to someone who hates transhumanism and hates child-grooming: "you have the evolving to do". Also, Bobby's list of Obsoletes now includes normal people.
Wyświetl załącznik 2260630

+ + + +
Peru doesn't want to be the next Venezuela. Bobby thinks it is a bad thing driven by an evil Azn woman with an evil legacy:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260823
Bobby's desire to kiss up to the woke left is so strong that it overcame his Azn fetish.

"I don't even 'like' Hilary..."
Wyświetl załącznik 2260537
Katie Johnson's tribute video to Rodham.

Wyświetl załącznik 2260550

Wyświetl załącznik 2260507
I don't have the time to read through the alleged Trump apologia from NBCNews.

Reading these nutter's reaction to Scott Cowthron's donation to Trump and GOP, you'd imagine Cowthorn made the sequel to Cuties or something.
Wyświetl załącznik 2260568

Wyświetl załącznik 2260543
Huh?

Wyświetl załącznik 2260528
The Hill article for your fap folder.

+ + + +
Wyświetl załącznik 2260461
What Saruman does in The Shire is indeed very reminiscent of the Dems.

Wyświetl załącznik 2260524
But Confederate soldiers were indeed white refugees.

Pertaining the racial "education" of American children, Bobby knows something Glenn Greenwald doesn't:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260613

Hydroxychloroquine cannot be effective against covid, because Trump once claimed it did:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260592
There is no bigger Believer than one who believes that science and medicine has been totally transparent about this covid farce.

Bobby believes in nuclear energy, which Little Mommy Greta opposes.
Wyświetl załącznik 2260599

Speaking of Little Mommy:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260533

Jimmy Dore and Spongebob:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260512

#ACAB:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260515

Peter Coffin:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260605

Milliners assemble!
Wyświetl załącznik 2260522

+ + + +
Deliverance is a movie about the ugliness of white men:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260614

MCU:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260437

Of course Bobby has something deep (read: incomprehensible) to say about that "goofy" scene in Guardians:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260459
So this is how you show your middle finger to a *religious fanatic* armored up like a crusader: you dance like a cockerel on LSD.

Loki:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260513

Wyświetl załącznik 2260615

Some woman is triggered by The Boys:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260617

Bobby is triggered by someone claiming He-Man is not gay and ends up blocking him. The convo is too tedious to capture whole so you'll have to read it on Twitter, but in a nutshell:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260621

Kamen Rider:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260604

Bobby's Angels:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260509

Wyświetl załącznik 2260600

Fake Tits got into another internet slapfight:
Wyświetl załącznik 2260602

"Empathy"
He keeps using that word
I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

 

[faggotassmonster]

Bobby is a black belt in Empathy and a gold-medalist in How Not To Be An Asshole:

I love when bob name drops stuff like Sisyphus to sound smart and just shows he doesn't understand what hes referencing at all.

 

[Adamska]

If you ever needed more proof that Bob only cares about things through the lens of "durr shiny future," here it is. Renewable energy is grossly inefficient, produces power intermittently, is environmentally wasteful, and often fails to recoup the energy required to manufacture the panels/turbines before needing to be replaced. And that's to say nothing of all the waste they produce in the long term, with used fan blades piling up because they can't be easily recycled. Renewables are good for specific off-the-grid scenarios, but not much else.

You forget the best/worst part; the fact that solar plants and turbines mulch all kinds of animals as they operate. They legit kill animals quite often, damaging the output and the population.

And Bobby continues to show his naivete in that second tweet. I dunno what the fuck he means by "triple-secure," but nuclear power is on the whole not all that dangerous, especially with more modern reactor design. It would probably be even safer if more funding had actually been put towards it over the years, but Three Mile Island put the kibosh on that stateside, despite zero deaths and minimal radiation exposure to the community. And then Chernobyl happened, and so for the past 30+ years, anytime nuclear power comes up, people immediately jump to the worst-case scenario; Fukushima ten years ago didn't help matters either. But the most severe meltdowns occurred when safety concerns were ignored for decades, which suggests to me that overall nuclear is fairly safe on the whole, and better oversight could help avoid meltdown scenarios.

They also forget that Thorium reactors are even more safe, due to the fact that they can't go prompt critical without a neutron emitter like Plutonium.

It's almost like green energy exists, and only France of all nations is smart enough to use it.

And we're already canceling out coal stateside as it is, with coal being on a steady decline since the start of the Obama years, mostly replaced by natural gas. Doesn't really matter on the whole if you're concerned about carbon emissions, however, since China's more than making up for it with all the coal plants they've been building. But hey, as long as it's not in your backyard, right?

You don't understand; Bob needs his social credit rating to increase. If it increases he might be able to hoverhand that Chinese lady he stalks.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Those steaks being wasted on the grill like that hurts. And of course it's from Blob who thinks he was some connoisseur believing he getting somewhere with the chubby 4/10 butcher girl with tattoos and piercings by buying something so wasteful and she just patronized him and took the money.

 

[JayHarrison]

"Empathy"
He keeps using that word
I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Moviebob is inherently, completely incompatible with the concept of empathy.

 

[faggotassmonster]

Realistically, though, what could Bob do? He is well past his physical prime, and the at least 2 decades of solid neglect on his body means any significant dietary/physique changes are probably off the cards.

Its honestly never too late to improve, if he put his mind to a lifestyle change he could absolutely make a significant change. Rigorous exercise is off the table until he loses some weight but that can be done purely through eating habits, and then he can begin lifting and running. Now I'm also one hundred percent certain Bobby will never do this because of who he is.

Finding a partner at his age is also highly unlikely. What women want in a man Bob's age is security, which he cannot provide in any way shape or form; even the single mothers with half a dozen bastard kids wouldn't want him because they can't bleed him for resources he doesn't have.

Finally we have his career, or lack thereof: I can't imagine any employer looking at his output of the last decade and concluding he is someone they want on their team, and that's without even getting into what due diligence would reveal when they Google the lunatic's name. That leaves blue collar work, which he isn't physically capable of doing even if his ego would let him apply for such lowly positions.

Improving his carreer and dating prospects is however nearly impossible. Even if he truly improved his attitude and outlook no respectable employer would ever hire him, all it takes is one google search and they throw his resume in the trash. His best hope is honestly just continuing the independent creator path hes chosen, even if its unlikely to ever go anywhere at this point. Dating he could probably land some bitch whos just as much of a desperate loser as he is but he would probably push them away with his endlessly negative energy and hyper critical nature.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Can we talk about everything wrong about this grilling picture?

• Chris apparently doesn't believe in cleaning his grill. The bed on the inside is wrecked and the outside is so dirty you can't even read the logo anymore
• Combination propane and charcoal, pick one. If you want a smokey flavor add wood chips, not whatever this monstrosity is.
• Charcoal isn't ashed over so it isn't even really doing anything.
• Frozen fucking hamburger patties.
• Season your fucking meat. The tiny clumps of pepper on the steak almost make it more insulting.
• Those are not grilling steaks. Way too thick, very low chance of actually being cooked properly or consistently. Steaks that thick are begging to be finished in an oven.
• Not putting the thickest items in the hot zone.
• That chicken looks like its being prepared to send to a cobbler as a replacement shoe sole.

Bob and Chip needs to get a fucking centrist out there to teach them a thing or two.

Chipmans is slobs.

Those are ceramic briquettes, probably the same ones that came with the grill when it was purchased in 1998.

I believe that isn't chicken but actually swordfish. This makes it worse, if anything.

And those steaks would work fine on a two stage charcoal fire. But Chris is a white nigger.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The fact Bob believes that tradition is inherently bad and that any form of movement away from tradition is good says more about him than anyone else.

To pick a completely uncontroversial example, tradition tells us it's a good idea to wear a coat in the Arctic. If you want to flout that tradition and ”reshape ourselves and our world/civilisation to greater performance/potential”, be my guest.

Except nobody burnt scientists at the stake?

The majority of chemistry was done by monks in any case, and to use the classic example I always bring up whenever someone mentions physics, the guy who came up with the Big Bang theory was a Catholic priest.

Racism and sovereignty aren't the same thing. Just to use one example, the founding myth of Mexico was based around a mixed marriage between Hernán Cortés and Doña Marina which was used, and still is used, to promote Mexican nationalism.

I watched Guardians of the Galaxy when I was much younger than I am now but I'm sure there wasn't a part in it where a crusader accidentally flattens a city.

Naomi, I know you're only talking about this because Comrade Xi pointed it out to you, but have you actually been to Glasgow? Because I can reassure you that lots of people there are very much Irish or Ulster Scots, to the point where people routinely fly the Irish flag and Orange Order marches take place every year.

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

It never ceases to amaze me how the transhumanist crowd just glosses over the massive ethical concerns that come from making radical changes to the human body. There have been countless pieces of media over the years that attempt to grapple with these questions, and it's a basic tenet of the cyberpunk genre once you get past all the neon lights and incessant rain. Turning yourself into a cyborg, rewriting your DNA, or uploading/duplicating your consciousness: all would call into question the basic concepts of self and humanity.

They are largely correct in glossing over those concerns, and ethical concerns about technology in general are little more than witch doctors engaging in scaremongering to receive a paycheck so they can say that this or that particular iteration of the tech is kosher.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Its honestly never too late to improve, if he put his mind to a lifestyle change he could absolutely make a significant change. Rigorous exercise is off the table until he loses some weight but that can be done purely through eating habits, and then he can begin lifting and running. Now I'm also one hundred percent certain Bobby will never do this because of who he is.

Generally I'd agree --certainly eating/living healthier is never not going to have positive effects, no matter who you are or what state you're in-- my point should have been his best years are far behind him so at this stage all a healthier lifestyle could do is prolong his misery.

Which would be great for us, but from Bob's perspective he might actually be better beetus-hamming himself into an early grave.

 

[Nobue]

"Empathy"
He keeps using that word
I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

These types just think it's a show of hysterical emotion they can use to virtue signal and morally bully you.

 

[Meat Target]

The fact Bob believes that tradition is inherently bad and that any form of movement away from tradition is good says more about him than anyone else.

I'm re-reading A Confederacy of Dunces, and it just now dawned on me that Ignatius Reilly is bizzaro MovieBob.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Wyświetl załącznik 2261054
I'll never have the eloquence to match George Costanza's insight so I'll let the man say it himself:
Wyświetl załącznik 2261057

"But Bob, I thought you were a thinker, not a believer".

What about the characters in Super Smash Bros that use guns? Does he hate them too?

Either that, or he drinks stuff with low alcohol, like hard lemonade.

They're okay because they aren't Mario. Unless the game's in First Person, then it's a piece of shit regardless of the game's quality.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Still butthurt about Hillary.
Wyświetl załącznik 2259090

This is the biggest lie Movieslob has posted on twitter given he spent many years fellating Hillary and even said that gamergate was a conspiracy to prevent her from being elected because he believed it was run by right wingers fearmongering to make gamers "misogynists"

 

[Flexo]

They are largely correct in glossing over those concerns, and ethical concerns about technology in general are little more than witch doctors engaging in scaremongering to receive a paycheck so they can say that this or that particular iteration of the tech is kosher.

Imagine Microsoft being in charge of maintaining your brain.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chipmans is slobs.

Those are ceramic briquettes, probably the same ones that came with the grill when it was purchased in 1998.

I believe that isn't chicken but actually swordfish. This makes it worse, if anything.

And those steaks would work fine on a two stage charcoal fire. But Chris is a white nigger.

I initially identified the weird white meat as Pork, because the back bit looked a bit like the fatty layer a piece of pork would have. It didn't look like fish initially because of how it's cut and how the meat looks. If that is indeed some sort of fish, like Swordfish, then holy hell he is ruining it. Even if it was pork, he's still ruining it. It's already overcooked to shit and it's going to be drier than the Sahara desert.

Those roasts (or audaciously cut "thick steaks") are ribeye in a pig's eye. They akshually are Prime Rib - chippa's friend doesn't know meats. But even if they were ribeye, he's doing it wrong. I can barely see the salt, it's probably the wrong kind of salt (Pros use Kosher or coarse salt) and there's far too little pepper on it for anything. Maybe spergkid doesn't like a lot of seasoning, but come on. This is why black people make fun of white people for having bland, flavorless food and palates like a cow's backside.

I won't fault him for using pre-formed frozen burgers, because they might ackshually be OK, but he'd better have turned those front two and back-right one over right after he took that picture. Also he shouldn't be cooking fast-cooking burgers at the same time as the steaks/roasts, IMO.

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

Imagine Microsoft being in charge of maintaining your brain.

Ethicists won't say anything about it(or will even argue FOR it) when push comes to shove, all while ranting about some nightmare scenario that is probably not even possible. See, for example, just about everything related to biotech and genetic engineering, human or otherwise.