US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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which is it?? :punished: :story:
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What is with Joe and those sunglasses anyway? Is this a presidential Joe forced thing or did he actually wear them as VP too?
One of the symptoms of dementia is your pupils will react very slowly to light. So if a person with dementia goes outside without sunglasses, the light will be too bright and they will become blind and disoriented.
 
Anyone else excited to see how Putin will humiliate Joe? Given Joe's fragile mental state, would only take a few words from Putin to get Joe swinging his old man fists at him. He was already ready to deck the Queen, and she just said "hello." Putin would tear him a new goon hole, though.

I think literally nothing would make me happier than seeing Old Joe take a swing at Putin on camera. Putin might be older now but, bear-riding memes aside, he is an ex-KGB agent whose had a lifelong passion for judo. I mean, he'd probably just duck back like a boxer and let Joe fall over by himself but I'd still take it.
 
I think literally nothing would make me happier than seeing Old Joe take a swing at Putin on camera. Putin might be older now but, bear-riding memes aside, he is an ex-KGB agent whose had a lifelong passion for judo. I mean, he'd probably just duck back like a boxer and let Joe fall over by himself but I'd still take it.
The only thing that would make it better is if Macron or Trudeau stood behind Putin and Joe hit them by accident.
 
That response to the question on Putin being a killer.... that was a pretty dam long pause. No doubt in my mind somebody is feeding him lines.
One of my favourite (plausible) Conspiracy Theories is that Joe Biden has had a small audio receiver implanted behind his ear. There was a period where he suddenly disappeared from view in the run up to the 2020 elections and his performance suddenly improved - kind of. He started speaking more coherently but there was always these odd delays before he answered. Sure - it could just be drugs and dementia but honestly, the tech is more than available to do this and the suggestion that the DNC couldn't get it done if they thought it would be useful (and it would be - obviously) is absurd.

I reckon the times when he just goes to pieces are the times when for one reason or another, they can't transmit. Or maybe they had to remove it again, who knows. But there is literally nothing difficult about this for someone with the money and the desire to do so. Nor is it even a big health risk. Bone-conducting headsets are easily available. You can buy a pair for $40 and they work.
 
One of my favourite (plausible) Conspiracy Theories is that Joe Biden has had a small audio receiver implanted behind his ear. There was a period where he suddenly disappeared from view in the run up to the 2020 elections and his performance suddenly improved - kind of. He started speaking more coherently but there was always these odd delays before he answered. Sure - it could just be drugs and dementia but honestly, the tech is more than available to do this and the suggestion that the DNC couldn't get it done if they thought it would be useful (and it would be - obviously) is absurd.

I reckon the times when he just goes to pieces are the times when for one reason or another, they can't transmit. Or maybe they had to remove it again, who knows. But there is literally nothing difficult about this for someone with the money and the desire to do so. Nor is it even a big health risk. Bone-conducting headsets are easily available. You can buy a pair for $40 and they work.
If I were to consider this theory seriously, I'd point out that this would actually be very bad to do to a dementia patient. The more things change the more likely they are to have issues. An implanted mic is just begging for them to have an episode where they begin clawing at their head in public shouting.


More likely, the big gap was a mix of fitting him with a mic on something he wears on his head. Like sunglasses. And getting him a strong series of prescriptions, running through them seeing what works, and once the trial and error is done shoving him out.
 
I feel sorry for Jill Biden. Every indicator shows she and Joe have a similar relationship to Hillary and Bill, albeit with more of the love remaining. She gets to sit back and watch her Husband get puppeted, while she does her best to maintain his dignity. This is not how she would have wanted to gain the power she wanted.
Is this sincere or sarcasm?
 
If I were to consider this theory seriously, I'd point out that this would actually be very bad to do to a dementia patient. The more things change the more likely they are to have issues. An implanted mic is just begging for them to have an episode where they begin clawing at their head in public shouting.


More likely, the big gap was a mix of fitting him with a mic on something he wears on his head. Like sunglasses. And getting him a strong series of prescriptions, running through them seeing what works, and once the trial and error is done shoving him out.

Oh I don't have evidence nor do I dispute other plausible explanations. The only thing I will pick on in your post is that while it certainly would be a bad thing to do to a dementia sufferer, that doesn't remotely rule out the movers and shakers at the DNC from doing it. These people start wars so that they can make 40 million rather than 5 million. What's a little non-invasive surgery to someone who's agreeing to it?

But sure, it's not a theory I pretend I have evidence for. Only that it is entirely feasible and the motivation is there. Plus, you look at things like this and, well, doesn't it look like he's pausing and listening to an advisor? Just a little? ;)



 
Is this sincere or sarcasm?
A mix of both. Really. I am of the mind that Jill is not the power behind Biden, but she has lived a long life hoping she would be. You'll notice that Kamala and Jill almost never do anything near each other, I'd propose it's because they fucking -hate- each other.
Both want to be the woman behind the man.
 
A mix of both. Really. I am of the mind that Jill is not the power behind Biden, but she has lived a long life hoping she would be. You'll notice that Kamala and Jill almost never do anything near each other, I'd propose it's because they fucking -hate- each other.
Both want to be the woman behind the man.
I think she is getting exactly what she wants with the situation. She is no fool and certainly not a victim.
 
Oh I don't have evidence nor do I dispute other plausible explanations. The only thing I will pick on in your post is that while it certainly would be a bad thing to do to a dementia sufferer, that doesn't remotely rule out the movers and shakers at the DNC from doing it. These people start wars so that they can make 40 million rather than 5 million. What's a little non-invasive surgery to someone who's agreeing to it?

But sure, it's not a theory I pretend I have evidence for. Only that it is entirely feasible and the motivation is there. Plus, you look at things like this and, well, doesn't it look like he's pausing and listening to an advisor? Just a little? ;)



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No, as someone who dealt with dementia patients it looks like he had a serious episode, forgot where he was, maybe even forgot who Putin was. The brain just kinda.... shuts off as it realizes that it's missing a massive chunk of information. From there, it requires him to link together the remembered islands of memory into something that makes sense.


In effect, its Youtube Buffering But A Person.

I think she is getting exactly what she wants with the situation. She is no fool and certainly not a victim.
Oh she's no victim. But I can lament the fall of someone who lived their entire life scrambling towards the top, only to finally get there in a way that they don't want. Its tragic irony, even if probably very deserved.
 
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