US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[mandatorylurk]

he can only pretend he has respect from the late night talk show hosts and the 41% trannys on twitter.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Already tried that with the KMT a few years ago; Tsai Ing-wen's election victory shows how well the attempt went.
Any future attempts won't work either as the recent events in Hong Kong have set back any chance of peaceful reunification by at least 50 years.
China has no hope of peacefully subverting Taiwan back into the fold and a lot of their current sabre rattling shows they know it.

And they really don't want to use the military option, unless they want the entire world to be witness to them bumblefucking their way into an amphibious assault of a beach of dead chink manlets and what little sea lift they have burning in the back ground. I don't know why people assume the Chinese are competent at anything but lying their little yellow dicks off, but why in God's name would anyone assume an utterly untested military is good at anything? Never mind assaulting Taiwan is not easy for a multitude of reasons and that the last time the PLA was used, in 1979, they had the same problems with the Vietnamese that we did. China saber rattles because they don't want a real fight in which they might lose face, because face is all the have.

 

[Aidan]

Lads. we have a bit of an issue on our hands.

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https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202104/1222217.shtml

China's psyching itself up for an invasion.

This sounds like they reached out and paid for him to write the article for chink flexing.
"Look, even United States military leaders fear glorious Chinese power!"

It serves to demoralize westerners, never mind that global times is unabashedly CCP propaganda, and also can be cited domestically as a primary source. I'd say this article is par for the course and not indicative of anything particular.

 

[gaystoner]

Based Swedish Babe talking about connections of Migration and Gun Violence in Sweden.

Swedes are white and blonde! Make Sweden White Again!!

 

[X Prime]

Nani the fuck is this? I'm getting a cramp from the cringe. They make Joe look like a more-dapper Jim Lahey (which he would be without his hair plugs).
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That picture is a very unrealistic portrayal of Biden. Here's a more realistic one:

 

[Bland Crumbs]

same day hour appart
git over it you won't be able to forify 2024

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Rasmussen_Poll/status/1403463579685343241

Not that I automatically accept the methodology of any poll but give it a plus or minus of 5% that would mean 25% of Democrat voters think there was cheating and that is not great. If 10% of Democrat voters think there was cheating that is still terrible.

That picture is a very unrealistic portrayal of Biden. Here's a more realistic one:

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There is no way TIME made this cover not to be meme'd to shit all over Presidente Biden.

 

[Standardized Profile]

What in the absolute god damn is going on with Biden? Seriously, what does that senile incompetent think of, rattling around in that empty skull, that makes him think a friggin bike is a nice gift to give to the Prime minister of Great Britain? Why not just give them a bong?

Ever since Obama gave the PM a set of old DVDs, I've assumed it's now customary for America to give gag gifts. Like the wit who brings a pooping dogs calendar to the office Secret Santa exchange, the White House is more interested in seeing the recipient's feigned delight ("how clever I love it") than actually giving them something beautiful or meaningful.

 

[CarlosDanger]

The Biden being an old puppet was just normal political funny before, but with that video his lost look and his wife running over is the first time I've actually been worried in an "oh shit, it's not funny anymore" type of way. I can buy the need for wanting to see what led up to that, but the way DOCTOR Jill runs up and it's all tried to play off with an uneasy laugh by people, I saw this with my grandfather when he was 80. That's a scary weakness being highlighted, and Posobiec's tweet about Joepedo thinking he called Boris last year is another one that's off.

I laughed for most of the primaries but then I started noticing things that reminded me of my grandmother who passed away fighting dementia, and it became less funny to me. Then add to the fact he is supposed to be our president and it went from funny to absolute fear.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I agree about polls, but Rasmussen in terms of methodology is close to the actual make up of the US voter. It made him dead on in 2016, and a hell of a lot closer in 2020 than the majority of pollsters, probably would have been dead on again if not for all the ballot harvesting and other fuckery. Yougov(and other pollsters) is still oversampling Democrats by 13-14% just to get over 50% approval, and in those polls he is still underwater with Independents.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can someone photoshop the Joe Biden Time magazien cover to a 12 year old Lolita in his glasses instead of Putin?

 

[X Prime]

Check the page before your post for something similar, friend.

Additionally:

 

[NSFW]

Look at his balled up fist and angry face, it looks like he was getting ready to clock the fucking Queen of England.

 

[LaxerBRO]

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Can someone photoshop the Joe Biden Time magazien cover to a 12 year old Lolita in his glasses instead of Putin?

Didn't we remove sanctions for their pipeline?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

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Look at his balled up fist and angry face, it looks like he was getting ready to clock the fucking Queen of England.

God dammit, now I want him to have done that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Check the page before your post for something similar, friend.

Additionally:

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If you understand medicine or dementia, you'll get this one.

 

[Michael Wade]

God dammit, now I want him to have done that.

It's only a matter of time.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I hope Biden isn't planning to croak right after meeting Putin. Talk about a bad look.

 

[soy_king]

There will be no war over Taiwan, china will take over the same way they took over hong kong, just replace the political leaders with ones that agree with the party.

The US will send polite letters asking them not to be big meanies and they'll ignore them.

lol, they tried that with Ma Ying Jeou. He was so despised that the people of Taiwan booted his ass and voted in a (likely) lesbian catlady who has more balls than anyone in the Kuomintang.

 

[Screamer]

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Can someone photoshop the Joe Biden Time magazien cover to a 12 year old Lolita in his glasses instead of Putin?

 

[The Last Stand]

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Look at his balled up fist and angry face, it looks like he was getting ready to clock the fucking Queen of England.

Queen of England would knock his Dixiecrat ass out.

What a nice guy.