8/20/2015 - This is the end, cruel world!

[The Dude]

If Phil is starving to the point that his "friends" have to take up a collection then maybe he should stop wasting his AutismBux on shitty tattoos.

 

[Hyperion]

If Phil is starving to the point that his "friends" have to take up a collection then maybe he should stop wasting his AutismBux on shitty tattoos.

Why would he stop wasting his tugboat when his friends are willing to bail him out of every single jam he gets himself into?

 

[The Dude]

Here lies Phil, a grave for his bed
No one cared, and now he's dead

PSYCH!

 

[Optimus Prime]

If Phil is starving to the point that his "friends" have to take up a collection then maybe he should stop wasting his AutismBux on shitty tattoos.

He'd need to run out of skin to get them on, first.

 

[Zim]

Phil has threatened to commit suicide since before he was born, and despite the overwhelming enthusiasm people have expressed for his proposals to improve the world by removing himself from it, he has never done it.

His most credible recent suicide threat was accompanied by what appears to be pictures of his attempt to slash his wrists with a stale pizza crust.

In the hospital the doctor was just about to deliver him when he poked his head out and threatened to jump. When the doctor finally got him out he got ass pats and thus the cycle began.

 

[VLAD]

Philip Vincent "Sasuke" "Sakura" "Felipe" "Felicia" "Ahuviya Rotem Harel" "Isabel Rosa Araujo Nieves" "Lardass" DeLici

"Vaya con Dios."​

 

[nad7155]

Phil is starving

Take off some hair, tint him grey, and he would look like a bloated sea creature that washed up on the beach.

 

[Iamthatis]

Philip Vincent "Sasuke" "Sakura" "Felipe" "Felicia" "Ahuviya Rotem Harel" "Isabel Rosa Araujo Nieves" "Lardass" DeLici

"Vaya con Dios."​

Does this make them all dead names now?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Here lies Phil
He was fat, smelly, and no one would have sex with him

 

[CornetteFace]

"Portland Municipality Landfill".

For his epitaph that is.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Is Phil going to kill himself again?

Here Lies Phil
A tremendous faggot in life
A bigger faggot in death

 

[Smutley]

Phew, crisis averted. I just hope Pablo isn't implying he's faking suicidal ideations to take advantage of two stupid weirdos?

Oh yeah here are the two people he's hiding behind.

Spoiler

 

[Baguette]

LOL "No Men"

Literally three men hanging out together.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I guess they needed a feel good excuse to purchase a new sofa, the old is going to have a Pablo shaped grease stain on it.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Ugh, I almost went to that vigil yesterday. Glad I didn't.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I see that picture and all I can hear is Goodbye Horses.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I see that picture and all I can hear is Goodbye Horses.

I see that picture and I'm seeing actual horses.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Phew, crisis averted. I just hope Pablo isn't implying he's faking suicidal ideations to take advantage of two stupid weirdos?
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Oh yeah here are the two people he's hiding behind.

Spoiler

Hillsboro? He's getting too close to me for comfort

 

[Positron]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

 

[Trombonista]

It might not be that much of a problem. Their place looks pretty damn messy. Maybe they have a high tolerance for filth.

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Dat armpit hair.

Dat nip slip.

If it weren't for the boob peeking out, I'd assume she was a dude.