🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

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She says that growing up there weren’t a lot of people that looked like her. She’s right, not many people in the 90s were tattooed heffalumps with fillers galore compared to now. What a time to be alive!

 

[NoReturn]

Tess got her hair done by a new gay who thinks she'll boost his business - she probably told him that she's the one who got JVN his big break, when it was him who saved her from embarrassing herself on E!. But I digress.

She shooped her face into oblivion as usual. She has zero neck left from the front; it's all rolls now and she knows it.

On to 500 pounds!

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I see she's trying to add the moon herself to her list of "besties" now.

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Can’t get just me… #fyp #MACscaraface
original sound - tessholliday

 

[Gay Mouth]

A skincare ambassador, ladies

 

[JambledUpWords]

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A skincare ambassador, ladies

Tess’s skin is dewy and glowing with the grease from the donuts and fries she just ate

 

[FrownyFace]

I see she's trying to add the moon herself to her list of "besties" now.

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Wtf is she even trying to say? I should be attracted to myself? I’m attracted to men because I don’t feel the need to pretend I’m anything but a boring heterosexual during this stupid month. The term narcissist is thrown around so often nowadays but if there is one person who I definitely think is, it’s this bitch. This video is so retarded and I’m very mad on the internet now.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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A skincare ambassador, ladies

And don't forget - this is a filtered version of it.

Also, look at them tots unsuspicious casual crevices on her swan’s neck and fabulous cheekbones.

ETA cause I missed

I shoulda known I was gay bc I look too good in rainbows lol"

Well, guess millions upon millions of kids went through the ‘gay phase’ if this is a metric we choose:

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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A skincare ambassador, ladies

Old age is starting to catch her, and her face is going to look BAD, you can see it in her face now.

 

[Water-T]

I see she's trying to add the moon herself to her list of "besties" now.

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dO yOu WoNdEr WhY i Am AtTrAcTeD tO mEn?

It's because you're straight Tess.

JFC, she will never stop with that tired Lana Del Rey LARPing, will she?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tess had another fascinating pod episode with tots world changer.

No hooves again, someone’s self-conscious? And description still asks for listeners' input, so it's not the final episode; well, the following expected number is 15, we'll see.

Episode description still asks for listeners emails; so, did KuntMedia really contracted her for 20 episodes? My word, I'm enjoying every bit of her dream-came-true saga.

Gorl is burying her toes in the carpet (and body rolls in the plus-sized sack and fluffy blanket) but can't hide the upper hooves:

 

[multiverse]

Tess had another fascinating pod episode with tots world changer.


Episode description still asks for listeners emails; so, did KuntMedia really contracted her for 20 episodes? My word, I'm enjoying every bit of her dream-came-true saga.

Gorl is burying her toes in the carpet (and body rolls in the plus-sized sack and fluffy blanket) but can't hide the upper hooves:
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Is she really wearing a safety orange jumper? Is is so no big game hunter mistakes her for a hippo and shoots on sight?

Her post about it


Everyone congratulate her on 700 subscribers! She's only got another 6,000 subscribers to go to match Fat Amy, a 600 pound house sow in a hijab from small town Oregon!

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I see she's trying to add the moon herself to her list of "besties" now.

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This is literally just:

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.”

I guess Jame Gumb is #goals for Tess. He’s certainly more fashionable. He could probably create a whole winter wardrobe out of Tess’ nasty stretched hide.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

She's only got another 6,000 subscribers to go to match Fat Amy, a 600 pound house sow in a hijab from small town Oregon!

Remember I wrote that her previous episode got fewer views for three days than Amy’s live masterclass in genius business model did in 14 hours?
It still has fewer views, after a whole week.

Honestly, her fantastic rise in the podcast world became my personal source of entertainment.

 

[ratatat]

She says that growing up there weren’t a lot of people that looked like her. She’s right, not many people in the 90s were tattooed heffalumps with fillers galore compared to now. What a time to be alive!

Did she not watch What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? I remember that being a popular movie when it came out.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Did she not watch What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? I

.. Are you serious?
Tess?

 

[bloomingcactus]

This Crystal woman seems like a good person with her accomplishments. Why is she talking to Tess? I suppose people don't know what a horrible person Tess is until she's done with them being useful to her.

And seriously BBS? Big Beautiful Sister? Is that what it means? You ain't black Tess, you're Bovine Blemished White Trash. BBWT.



and why not bring all women (and men) up by complimenting them if they are rocking a look or even a cool scarf or earrings? But in Tess's world they only matter if they are "hot and plus sized." I wonder if she would even compliment another white woman or only a black/Hispanic woman because that might get here woke points or another person to exploit.

A small compliment can really brighten someone's day. Yeah I know, too sappy for the farms.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

And seriously BBS? Big Beautiful Sister? Is that what it means

I think it stands for “babes”

 

[Lex Leigh]

Side note - Nick has a ‘subtle’ TikTok account. It showed up on my account as his phone number is attached to it. And surprise surprise- he follows the ‘friend’ of his he likes to sleep naked next to & desires to fuck

edit: let’s see how long it takes for him to delete it. Will confirm he reads this page.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

This Crystal woman seems like a good person with her accomplishments. Why is she talking to Tess? I suppose people don't know what a horrible person Tess is until she's done with them being useful to her.

And seriously BBS? Big Beautiful Sister? Is that what it means? You ain't black Tess, you're Bovine Blemished White Trash. BBWT.

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and why not bring all women (and men) up by complimenting them if they are rocking a look or even a cool scarf or earrings? But in Tess's world they only matter if they are "hot and plus sized." I wonder if she would even compliment another white woman or only a black/Hispanic woman because that might get here woke points or another person to exploit.

A small compliment can really brighten someone's day. Yeah I know, too sappy for the farms.

Let’s be honest - IRL, Tess doesn’t compliment anybody who isn’t doing something for her. She doesn’t even notice other people unless they’re orbiters, haters, or celebrities.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

If I didnt know it had to be a rainbow, then I dont honestly know if I would know the shape of what that design was.... Tess aint the pot of gold at the rainbow, she is the pot of shit where all the despair and negativity of the rainbow reflects, slurries off to the earth.

and no, no amount of sunburn is going to convince anyone, in fact the opposite, that Tess is anything other than butter cream white.

I note that 400-450lbs was the most popular choice and I just noticed one of the tags for this thread is "take this picture and do something to it" dont need to, the lolz and hoor freak show are right there in the original.

 

[Blasterman]

Is there an up-to-date OP-like post buried somewhere in this thread? It seems a lot has happened with this woman and the OP itself hasn't been updated... getting blacklisted from the industry... letting her ex-boyfriend raise her child... who knows what else...