🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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Another day, another cake, more violating Rylee's single boundary, more Ryann with her sad sack fat bags out in hopes of finding that one girlfriend-free boy out there for her.

Lay on mama's tits that thank all the pedos she baits with you, kid!

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Another day, another cake, more violating Rylee's single boundary, more Ryann with her sad sack fat bags out in hopes of finding that one girlfriend-free boy out there for her.
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Lay on mama's tits that thank all the pedos she baits with you, kid!

Give me all the top hats, but noting makes me more mad on the internet then Tess using her child for social media views. Bowie sounds so sweet and innocent, when he says that he loves everyone. He has no idea that his Mother is only using him.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Lay on mama's tits that thank all the pedos she baits with you, kid!

Her tit is bigger than his head.

 

[bloomingcactus]

She couldn't even wait to cut the video till after he finishes saying I love you. I hope her prop, I mean Bowie, did have a good birthday, despite his mom and her udders hanging out. At least his brother was there.

 

[NoReturn]

Why do they have those crazy thot talons but neglect their toenails? Ryann doesn’t go overboard on them, likely because it gets in the way of eating more food.

They can't reach their toes to maintain them themselves and Tess knows she can't post her feet for attention so why bother?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Ya know, the talk about Ryann's finances makes me want to compare her to another model, Remember that Philippino chick that dated big Ed on 90 fiance? Wyświetl załącznik 2241423
She's got some things in common with Ryann, she comes from a poor background, she's a single mother, she got famous by chance and she's now a model, but now? What makes her most different from Ryann?

well being an 90df autist, I've been looking at her youtube channel to see whats she's up to, and realized that despite having been a model for far less longer than Tess, she has a way more secured future than her. Instead of going the tess route of wasting her money on cake, weed, lip fillers and over prices LA renting, she actually built a house for her and her son, expanded her family's store and bought a farm. You can find all that stuff on her youtube channel:

ROSE Renovating my old house

Sharing some updates about the changes in my old house. My MERCH is finally out: https://teespring.com/stores/rose-vega Please like, subscribe and comment yo...

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ROSE HOUSE TOUR

Hi RoseMarines? How are you all? I hope you are all happy and safe during these times.I would like to share to you all our very own House Tour with this vlog...

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ROSE | I bought a new farm! (FARM TOUR)

Hi Rosemarines! I want to share some updates. I bought a new farm in the province. I'm so excited to to give you farm tour on this vlog.M E R C Hhttps://tees...

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Tess on the other is renting an over priced appartment, doesn't have a business aside from promoting fabletics and doesn't do anything nice for her family who already resents her

I'm aware shit costs less in the Philippines but that chick is still making the right choice by investing instead of wasting like Ryann

Rose is actually "queer" also - she's bisexual.

A genuine queer Woman Of Color model who got her relevance by dating some abusive uggo. Eat your heart out Ten Ton Tess.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Olly must need a place to crash soon.

Tess desperately wants a black girl to co-sign her in any way. The thirst is real. Funny thing is black girls know exactly what Tess wants and refuses to give it to her. Sad thing is, there are a lot of white girls trying to befriend black girls with that same goal in mind. Tess is sadly not alone here or even a rarity.

Why do they have those crazy thot talons but neglect their toenails? Ryann doesn’t go overboard on them, likely because it gets in the way of eating more food.

Deathfats don’t want their toenails maintained because they can’t see them anyway.

Can you even blame white girls for wanting a black friend? According to people like Judy Valentin, if you DON’T have any minority friends, you’re a horrid slaveowning oppressive cishet MONSTER.

So many posts about super-sjws on the farms lately feature ultra-woke idiots lecturing white people that “if you look around at your friend circle and only see white people, YOU need to take a long look at yourself and ask why you don’t associate with more folx of colour.”

And no, “I don’t know any and I live in Minnesota” is not an acceptable answer. These people are basically instructing younger followers to get out there, locate minorities and forcibly befriend them OR ELSE THEY’RE THE WORST PERSON EVER. Find someone black, make them your friend or else you’re shallow. You need to find and lock down a Token Black Friend, according to woke twitter, or we will come for you with a vengeance. God help you if you’re a streamer and don’t know any black people. You’d better FIND some, you colonizer!

It really is insane.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Give me all the top hats, but noting makes me more mad on the internet then Tess using her child for social media views. Bowie sounds so sweet and innocent, when he says that he loves everyone. He has no idea that his Mother is only using him.

I hope her prop, I mean Bowie, did have a good birthday, despite his mom and her udders hanging out. At least his brother was there.

Bowie’s been coached in this video. I know it’s splitting hairs at this point, but his affected tone of voice and overly affectionate body language just SCREAMS “fawning to appease an abusive and emotionally unpredictable caregiver” to me. He doesn’t know how Mawm will react to his behavior at any given time so he dials up the baby voice to 11 just in case.

If anyone happens to also follow the Quiverfull families, the Rodrigues kids do the same thing. It’s basically “please don’t be mad at me for something that was okay yesterday.”

Ryann is monstrous and Bowie deserves better.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Nothing too insightfull in this post. But this absolute prime country ham arm... JFC.



Her elbow has vanished like her career and beauty, completely swallowed whole by her corpulence. To call it a country ham is a disservice to the fine swine tbh. This is just Madonna Inn cake Monster or Munster...

The face drop just as the instagram video ends with Bowie is telling too. She is about to push Bowie off her and go scream for another cake. "Piss off child, mummy is done with you, get me something I actually want, another cake or joint so I don't have to pretend to be happy anymore."

The deathfat pool thread has a longevity calculator btw for those who like a little morbid calculator play (https://www.easysurf.cc/life.htm).

Spoiler: my prediction for Tess

Tess Holiday: July 2030. Operation complication. Maybe something as benign as lipo.

@ADHD @Pineapple Fox - please may we have a poll for the estimated weight of this whale as we haven't had any update for a while and old tess is definitely gotten larger.

edit - add in link to calc and a deathpool bet

 

[Edith Puthy]

Deathfats don’t want their toenails maintained because they can’t see them anyway.

Can you even blame white girls for wanting a black friend? According to people like Judy Valentin, if you DON’T have any minority friends, you’re a horrid slaveowning oppressive cishet MONSTER.

So many posts about super-sjws on the farms lately feature ultra-woke idiots lecturing white people that “if you look around at your friend circle and only see white people, YOU need to take a long look at yourself and ask why you don’t associate with more folx of colour.”

And no, “I don’t know any and I live in Minnesota” is not an acceptable answer. These people are basically instructing younger followers to get out there, locate minorities and forcibly befriend them OR ELSE THEY’RE THE WORST PERSON EVER. Find someone black, make them your friend or else you’re shallow. You need to find and lock down a Token Black Friend, according to woke twitter, or we will come for you with a vengeance. God help you if you’re a streamer and don’t know any black people. You’d better FIND some, you colonizer!

It really is insane.

Tell me black people don't like you without telling me...

 

[AbraCadaver]

Tell me black people don't like you without telling me...

Pfffff lol

But for real, I guess I’m saying that you should want to have friends for the sake of being that person’s friend. The woke brigade is now just treating friendship like a card game and they need to collect “all the best ones.” They use their friends as weapons against others. Over in Jude’s thread, she and others just got done “winning” an argument with some enby dude by claiming he didn’t @ enough black people in his twitter circle, therefore he is bad and wrong. It had NOTHING to do with the argument, which was about sexual orientation, not race. But they acted like that was the decisive blow to his argument.

Using your minority friends as ammo in your arguments is massively racist and they don’t even see that, instead treating minority friends as a numbers game for scoring points, instead of as real people.

I don’t even blame black people getting pissed at someone like Tess tryna weasel her way into “friendshp” for cred, they should shut that bitch down. It’s gross and yet somehow encouraged.

 

[rightlet]

Long time lurker here and have to finally say something about dem seperate toes, because I've been so disappointed that nobody actually caught it. Tess probably had syndactyly which is webbed toes and got them snipped. I used to follow her around Bowie was born and remember Bowie had webbed toes. Assumed it was Nick's genes or shit.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Long time lurker here and have to finally say something about dem seperate toes, because I've been so disappointed that nobody actually caught it. Tess probably had syndactyly which is webbed toes and got them snipped. I used to follow her around Bowie was born and remember Bowie had webbed toes. Assumed it was Nick's genes or shit.

And do you have any proof of this?

 

[Little Dark Age]

And do you have any proof of this?

I think he's only proven that he isn't familiar with the standard deathfat toe spread. And what would webbing have to do with the toespread anyway? If a person has webbed toes and has them corrected, it isn't as though the webbing was holding them in place and then they explode outward into a splayed shape when snipped. What's more, it usually isn't an inherited condition so Bowie having it indicates nothing. Nigga that whole post is a nothingburger

 

[NoReturn]

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Be authentically me... hmm...

 

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She's shilling a face cream, but opted out of the tight shot for a half body shot. She is so damn bad at her job, it isn't funny.

 

[bloomingcactus]

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1.) I think her head could fit inside one of her breasts. Just unzip that breast and pop that skull inside.
2.) That has to be one of the most unflattering shirts I've seen her in.
3.) The double peace signs at the end? Uwu. Cringe. They're just tacked on. Not even part of the flow with the rest of the script.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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Annnd yet another brand I won't buy from.
I don't mind them donating money to the Trevor Project, I just know that Tess is benefitting in SOME way, and I refuse to give her one cent.

 

[rightlet]

I think he's only proven that he isn't familiar with the standard deathfat toe spread. And what would webbing have to do with the toespread anyway? If a person has webbed toes and has them corrected, it isn't as though the webbing was holding them in place and then they explode outward into a splayed shape when snipped. What's more, it usually isn't an inherited condition so Bowie having it indicates nothing. Nigga that whole post is a nothingburger

I haven't seen any other deathfats with two toes spread so far from each other that you can squeeze in a fucking extra toe in there. Sure by putting all her weight her toes are probably spread even more but share a photo of other deathfats with that same nasty feet and enlighten me.

Here's Bowie's feet. And I remember once someone shared here Tess' zoomed in toes where you can see there was something between them