8/20/2015 - This is the end, cruel world!

[Cucky]

So once again Phil did not do the right thing and was "saved" by some tranny. Does this mean he will be eating Krow?

 

[kcbbq]

It's a good thing these people are all easily duped. Phil gets free room and board and can waste his tugboat on his autism.

 

[AnOminous]

So once again Phil did not do the right thing and was "saved" by some tranny. Does this mean he will be eating Krow?

It means some otherwise innocent tranny is going to be forced to throw the douchebag out of his/her/hir/xir/whatever house and probably, hilarious drama.

 

[Spellskite]

I feel bad for the grim reaper. Poor guy has a busy enough schedule without having to wait on ADF every couple weeks.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel bad for the grim reaper. Poor guy has a busy enough schedule without having to wait on ADF every couple weeks.

The Grim Reaper has this shit down pat, and has already managed his schedule, and the schedule of his assistants, to manage the soul collections.

 

[JSGOTI]

Though the next real update I expect is that he conned the newest 'savior' into paying for more of his scratcher tats so he feels better about himself.

 

[Twrx]

Op should put a poll up about when Phil's next suicide threat will be posted.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"your" money

If you speak of a welfare income, such becomes the property of the recipient upon getting it. That said, it's not really worked for, so that fact can foster a mentality of warped priorities among some welfare recipients - especially among those of a potato persuasion, apparently.

 

[AnOminous]

Op should put a poll up about when Phil's next suicide threat will be posted.

Tomorrow.

Actually, more likely before I even click "post reply."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So how long ago was Phil's first suicide threat or attempt, and what happened?

 

[Bassomatic]

If you speak of a welfare income, such becomes the property of the recipient upon getting it. That said, it's not really worked for, so that fact can foster a mentality of warped priorities among some welfare recipients - especially among those of a potato persuasion, apparently.

I didn't mean to side track or get into a welfare debate, but more in the case of Phil he feels just by him being him and drawing breath he feels he's earned that money as much as someone who's been laying bricks for 8 hours a day.

He takes the term entitlement to a literal.

 

[Judge Holden]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

Ill start

HERE LIES PHIL
A TRANNY TARD
HE DIED ALONE
AND WAS TURNED INTO LARD

 

[Bassomatic]

Here lies Phil.
He will not be missed
He never scored.

 

[AnOminous]

So how long ago was Phil's first suicide threat or attempt, and what happened?

Phil has threatened to commit suicide since before he was born, and despite the overwhelming enthusiasm people have expressed for his proposals to improve the world by removing himself from it, he has never done it.

His most credible recent suicide threat was accompanied by what appears to be pictures of his attempt to slash his wrists with a stale pizza crust.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

His most credible recent suicide threat was accompanied by what appears to be pictures of his attempt to slash his wrists with a stale pizza crust.

Couldn't have been a wrist. Not enough shit tattoos. In fact, none. PHIL! You have wasted space! (All your life!)

 

[Pillow]

So how long ago was Phil's first suicide threat or attempt, and what happened?

It dates back to his "yaoi phase", so around 2008.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

RIP

said Phil's pants.​

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

"And nothing of value was lost"

 

[Linako 2.0]

RIP Phil
A disgrace to the White Race
Who has been finally put in his place.

 

[Cubanodun]

SUICIDE WATCH MODE ACTIVATED