The stupidest things people have said to you - Or things you've heard!

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One time, I was buying a bespoke item in a fancy store in a major U.S. city. Said I wanted it shipped to New Mexico. The clerk, in a snotty and superior voice, goes, "We don't ship outside the United States." Even the other workers hovering around looked at her like she was retarded.
 
One of my mothers gossipy middle aged womens mags has a column called "Aren't men daft?" Some stupid cow sent in a letter laughing at her boyfriend because he thought it was summer in Australia when it was winter here. Aren't women daft?
 
I brought this up in another thread around the time it happend I think but like about a few months ago A guy I've known for a while suddenly stopped everything to non-jokingly claim I was transphobic and claim I just didn't know I was yet. I have never once shown fear of trannies and the only distain I've shown towards them in any capacity is towards the ones that are fucking insufferable douchebags just like I do with anyone who's an insufferable douchebag and twitter/discord groomers. I don't think I specified what was going on in that conversation but it was me jokingly saying "the groomer lorezone" ior some shit like that when he was talking about gendershit and how he wasnt trans and knew it because of this guide on "transgender symptoms" not matching up. I still stand by what I told him about the gendershit which is "gendershit doesnt matter and the reason you even had second thoughts about your gender out of fucking nowhere probably has to do with the fucking recent endless droning of TRANS RIGHTS LIKE THING FEEL SAD AND BAD MAY BE DTRANNNZZ!!!" shit the medias doing. I've known legit transpeople before the trannyshit kicked off and one or 2 actually bearable ones not in the dogma shit that are normal ass people troonshit aside you wouldnt even know they're fucking trans online because they don't project it with the dumbass flags and shit yet this fucking guy who's known me for a good while and should know by now I show no fucking hostility towards anyone unless I've been hit with hostility to begin with fucking whipped out the transphobia accusations over me trying to lighten the fucking mood when he was overthinking shit lmao. We're still chill but thats gonna stick with me for a while, hoping he doesn't end up sucked into politics team mindset hell.
 
DDBCAE CBAADCBE powiedział(a):
“Saying cuck even jokingly is an alt right dog whistle because cuckoldry is a predominantly alt right phenomenon.”

I was just floored by this because as far as I’m aware it’s literally the opposite of the truth.
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Sounds like they watched the movie "cuck" and took it as their new NPC programming for politics opinions lmao.
 
TapewormSalesman powiedział(a):
For two hours I tried to explain to a former internet friend of mine that bulls ARE in fact male cows. She absolutely refused to believe it, even whgen presented with pictures and a wikipedia article. Funniest part is that her boyfriend was a farmer.
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maybe she shaped her worldview on cartoons, where bulls and cows are treated less like the men and women and more like different sub-species of an animal? Otis barnyard is a significant example of this if only for how much he shows up in shitposts.
 
The Lawgiver powiedział(a):
maybe she shaped her worldview on cartoons, where bulls and cows are treated less like the men and women and more like different sub-species of an animal? Otis barnyard is a significant example of this if only for how much he shows up in shitposts.
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I think it was probably the case, because according to her "bulls are ugly and cows are cute" so there's no way they're the same species.
Barnyard really fucked me up as a child, I was initially so happy that there's a cartoon about cows and then they went and made them all wrong and uncanny
 
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