8/20/2015 - This is the end, cruel world!

[Optimus Prime]

Phil, I think committing suicide over a facebook name change is a stupid thing

and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

You just had to quote the song, didn't you?

With Chris I'm more inclined to believe he could be trans. Chris doesn't seem like he's in the tumblr culture where he could be using it for brownie points like Phil loves to do. Chris has shown a history of showing feminine preferences and mannerisms while Phil just put on a pink wig and was "I'm totally this made up ninja gurl!".

Actually, I was implying more about how ADF fucking hates OPL's guts despite being arguably a worse human being in comparison and seeing OPL get what HE wanted with this Facebook nonsense probably didn't sit to well with Hoovies.

 

[Coldgrip]

With Chris I'm more inclined to believe he could be trans. Chris doesn't seem like he's in the tumblr culture where he could be using it for brownie points like Phil loves to do. Chris has shown a history of showing feminine preferences and mannerisms while Phil just put on a pink wig and was "I'm totally this made up ninja gurl!".

Chris is at least sincere when it comes to wanting to be more feminine. Outside of his made up names Phil presents himself as a male (or the closest a potato can come to being male).

 

[Cosmos]

I don't even feel bad, we all know he's gonna puss out when he gets enough asspats.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Something tells me that Phil was the kind of kid who would hold his breath or threaten to run away when he didn't get his way. A lot.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Phil is still alive? What's the world record for longest suicide?

 

[Twrx]

I'm starting to think, he doesn't scream suicide attempts to get attention, he does it because he doesn't want to sleep under his bridge that particular night.

I looked at the person he's staying with. What's with Phil and all these friends who don't even attempt to pass?

 

[Stress Sigh]

Phil is still alive? What's the world record for longest suicide?

It's called life

 

[4Macie]

Don't worry anyone!! The suicide that was TOTALLY going to happen because facebook wouldn't change a name before 60 days (because Phil already changed his name less than 60 days ago) didn't happen because an asspatter got to Phil three hours after his "attempt". We can all rest easy tonight.

Sidenote:
We should start keeping a "friends" counter for Phil, or at least update it every so often.
Right now he's got 548, which means he's lost a few since this whole facebook rampage started.

 

[Hyperion]

I looked at the person he's staying with. What's with Phil and all these friends who don't even attempt to pass?

It's called Portland. This place is crawling with uggos.

 

[CWCissey]

Phil is still alive? What's the world record for longest suicide?

The 1983 campaign for the British Labour Party.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Phil's tombstone will read "My only dream is a world without Jews."

 

[Thetan]

Some lady name Skarrlett says she's with him now and they're going to some vigil tonight at "the square". It would sure be interesting if someone were to call the police and tell them someone was threatening suicide at that location...

So how long do you think he'll have this one on the hook for? I can't believe that people are still buying his bullshit threats. It should be obvious by now that he's just trying to score pity points and get ass-pats. This one took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

We'll see how she feels after Phil has spent the night at her place. I'm sure he'll have something to complain about (the food wasn't too his liking, the sheets weren't a high enough thread count, or some other bullshit.)

 

[EI 903]

I like that the only assistance Phil can get when he's whoring for attention is from other people who can use him to whore for attention themselves.

It's the circle of shitheads.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

There's no way Skarrlett Krow is her birth name. I wonder if she's prepared for the disinfecting she'll have to do once Phil is gone? Probably easier to just burn the place down and start over.

 

[Thetan]

There's no way Skarrlett Krow is her birth name. I wonder if she's prepared for the disinfecting she'll have to do once Phil is gone? Probably easier to just burn the place down and start over.

It might not be that much of a problem. Their place looks pretty damn messy. Maybe they have a high tolerance for filth.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Oh, it's another tranny that lives in a trash hoard. So Phil is staying with a skinnier Christine.

 

[ln18]

Good thing no one is actually concerned about this fool and calling police/hospital, forcing innocent people to waste their time on his bullshit.

 

[Arkangel]

So how long do you think he'll have this one on the hook for? I can't believe that people are still buying his bullshit threats. It should be obvious by now that he's just trying to score pity points and get ass-pats. This one took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

We'll see how she feels after Phil has spent the night at her place. I'm sure he'll have something to complain about (the food wasn't too his liking, the sheets weren't a high enough thread count, or some other bullshit.)

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I wish I didn't work today or I would have totally gone to that event for sperg watching.

 

[Thetan]

Oh, it's another tranny that lives in a trash hoard. So Phil is staying with a skinnier Christine.

Yeah, although this one passes a little bit better than Phil (but that's not saying much.)



Check out their FB profile pic (and no Buffalo Bill jokes please....) :

Spoiler: Dat Chest Hair

 

[Tookie]

It might not be that much of a problem. Their place looks pretty damn messy. Maybe they have a high tolerance for filth.

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Is he supposed to be a tranny or in an 80's hair band?