The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Excellent reference, but let's have the musical version!

I've never seen that version, thanks for the laugh.

 

[NyQuilninja]

For under a 100$ the troons could have solved their shower issue

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They'd rather spend money on important shit like action figures and food that doesn't agree with their electricity situation and a dozen guns.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I realized that the first rain they get, the area beneath the stairs will turn to mud and cause the stairs to just collapse with no anchoring. Also They’re cutting a hole into the house for some reason.
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Edit: Turns out they all do their estrogen shots at the same time every Sunday...
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troonspotting

choose life. Choose social justice. Choose a giant fire hazard for a ranch. Choose 200 starving alpaca. Choose go fund me. Choose transformers. Choose a rusting 25 year old truck. Choose cheap wine. Choose fighting imaginary fascists.
I chose not to choose life. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you have estrogen?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

IT'S SHITE BEIN' TROONISH!
WE'RE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW!

 

[Miss Misery]

Primarily a Silky Tsubasa handsaw, a small hatchet, a good framing hammer, speed square, measuring tape, Makita impact driver, mini sledge hammer, three chisels, a cat's paw.

I've become more and more fond of you over the past year or so but now you've cemented a place in my cold, dead heart.

Until you saw your way out with a fine Japanese pull saw.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I've become more and more fond of you over the past year or so

STRANGER DANGER

Until you saw your way out with a fine Japanese pull saw.

I've only had one for about six months and I can confidently say that those little Japanese bastards really know what they're doing when it comes to saws.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I've seen airsofters with more gucci gear than I have, and I actually have to use my shit. People go all out for airsoft I've since learned, buying $300 Crye clothing like its nothing just for a game, putting real accessories on their airsoft guns, getting actual ballistic helmets. Shit is fucking bonkers.

I never really associated airsoft with anything but kids play until I started seeing people post shit about it online.

 

[White Devil]

I never really associated airsoft with anything but kids play until I started seeing people post shit about it online.

I know practically fuck all about airsoft except for what I've posted.

 

[Kobra_Kommander]

They'd rather spend money on important shit like ... a dozen guns.

I feel personally attacked. Guns are important purchases and I'm definitely not an addict.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Not a regular browser of this thread, but this may be of interest. Furry documentary maker and bad hairstyle extraordinaire Ash Coyote is making a documentary on the Tranch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KFI3wU5vlLM

I love the end part
‘I put us on this path’
You can just see visions of kevkev and the absolute state of the tranch flash in front of his eyes
And the the little sob

Personally, I love the spray bottle of Clorox off to one side, posed as if trying to convince us they actually take care of their stove. Too bad they got wood, drywall, plaster, and paint all over the poor damn thing, which is going to smell fantastic next time they go to cook. You ever try to get plaster dust out of something? It never comes clean, no matter how much you scrub.

if the plaster dust clogs the gas outlets you’re asking for incomplete combustion and carbon monoxide
At this point I think the house from Saw 2 was less of a death trap

Jarrod made a shower
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Spoiler

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Archive

I’ve seen less horrifying showers at auschwitz

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I never really associated airsoft with anything but kids play until I started seeing people post shit about it online.

I know practically fuck all about airsoft except for what I've posted.

Spoiler: Minor PL

I used to be one of those really hardcore airsoft guys back in highschool, I blew every dollar I ever made back then on that shit. I'm not proud of it.

 

[AnOminous]

I never really associated airsoft with anything but kids play until I started seeing people post shit about it online.

They're big with manbabbies.

 

[KonradCruise]

Troonranch rimworld challenge anyone?

 

[Ball Breaker]

Troonranch rimworld challenge anyone?

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Should have embarked in a grassland biome and used development mode to trigger a defoliator ship crash event.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Troonranch rimworld challenge anyone?

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The Estrogen is a nice touch, well done. Would have been more merciful to send all the alpaca's to an ice sheet though, at least they'd stand a chance there.

 

[Marvin]

Oh lord no

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lol, this queermo isn't intersex

They're a self hating gay man who trooned out, and to justify it, they're claiming a doctor told them they were intersex. Intersex is not a medical term. No doctor is going to tell you you're intersex, that's retarded.

 

[Chicken Gendies]

Troonranch rimworld challenge anyone?

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What's the challenge? Run a functional ranch? If that's the case you're already doing better than the irl tranch.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

STRANGER DANGER

I use a lot of dirt cheap tools, but my Milwaukee, Tekton and Klein tools are my most treasured. I have a trash 6-in-1 screwdriver that's probably in my hand 15 hours a week. Buy once cry once is what I've heard

 

[Angel Phish]

The t ranch calling themselves a ranch or farm is so fucking ludicrous. They're barely above a backyard trailer park puppymill. If you want to see what a real sheep farmer looks like, there's a YouTube channel called Sheepishly Me. It's a Canadian gal running a weekly vlog of her sheep farm, which, while fascinating in general, starkly highlights the absolute retardation of the Tranch.

Oh and if you want to know why they haven't posted any uwu cute videos of alpaca shearing time, it's because it looks like this:

TopKnot Shearing alpacas

Shearing alpacas sped up x2

youtu.be