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[TaimuRadiu]

Methheads and negros. I can see now why you have such a hard-on for troons.

Southwest Detroit is known for its Hispanic population, with the women who mature into looking like a minifridge.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Worse, Southwest Detroit

You’re getting flak, from me included, for a big reason: he’s not an “ugly” excuse for a woman, he’s a man being ridiculous. Ugly women are still identifiably female the vast majority of the time. I’m asking this next part not as a dig but as an honest question: do you have face blindness of some sort? Because I feel like your cues for men vs women are mostly clothes and hair length if that’s an ugly chick to you.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

You’re getting flak, from me included, for a big reason: he’s not an “ugly” excuse for a woman, he’s a man being ridiculous. Ugly women are still identifiably female the vast majority of the time. I’m asking this next part not as a dig but as an honest question: do you have face blindness of some sort? Because I feel like your cues for men vs women are mostly clothes and hair length if that’s an ugly chick to you.

I'm a lot more charitable towards trannies who actually try instead of dumbasses at this point. Unless there's a lolcow posting history behind that one it's not a "sideshow".

 

[Aunt Carol]

He is married and, of course, wife is pregnant so the narc behaviour is off the charts. I feel bad for her. Transbians basically use straight women as props in their lesbian fantasies.

This keeps happening.

Savvy legal minds should figure out how to add a binding troon-out clause to a prenup. Get a few endorsements from these women who got babytrapped and a "surprise you're a lesbian," or the families where the patriarch got breast implants at 65.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I'm a lot more charitable towards trannies who actually try instead of dumbasses at this point. Unless there's a lolcow posting history behind that one it's not a "sideshow".

That does clarify a little, sure. There’s baseline tranny retardation and then there’s sideshows. This guy, in my opinion, became a sideshow when he decided to ask the internet hugbox for advice for his itty-bitty wady body and jeawous cissy. The picture alone is normal for troons online, but coupled with the text, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you a cow.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

That does clarify a little, sure. There’s baseline tranny retardation and then there’s sideshows. This guy, in my opinion, became a sideshow when he decided to ask the internet hugbox for advice for his itty-bitty wady body and jeawous cissy. The picture alone is normal for troons online, but coupled with the text, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you a cow.

I also can't tell if it's the same reddit user or just two different pictures from different people. My phone is crap.

If it's the same person as the first, definite lolcow.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

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sure, champ. sure
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118 lbs? LOLOLOOL. He passes as female better than he passes for 118 lbs.

And he does not pass as female, obvs. If he isn’t lying, he simply doesn’t understand how frequently and easily women lie to try to make someone else feel better/avoid being attacked by insane AGPs.

 

[garbage cake]

If it's the same person as the first, definite lolcow

yes, of course it’s the OP of the post. His profile is an AGP nightmare, like the profiles of the other commenters saying they relate to his post.

it’s always a transbian (with a shred of self awareness here):

100% guarantee this is not real, he probably doesn't have a girlfriend at all and this is pure coomer fantasy.

run girl, run. Also his man skull next to hers, wow

 

[TaimuRadiu]

yes, of course it’s the OP of the post. His profile is an AGP nightmare, like the profiles of the other commenters saying they relate to his post.
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it’s always a transbian (with a shred of self awareness here):
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run girl, run. Also his man skull next to hers, wow

I can imagine this one put the tip in by saying "just dress me up for sex, it'll be ok"

cue the meme of the guy putting on clown makeup

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

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sure, champ. sure
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It's for their fetish but AGPs showing off their cleavage and chests are only proving how poorly they pass with their fake silicon breasts.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

It’s like poetry

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Valentina Petrillo: 'Better to be a slow happy woman than a fast unhappy man'

If Valentina Petrillo is selected for Italy's squad in Tokyo this year, she will be the first trans woman Paralympian.

www.bbc.com

Valentina Petrillo: 'Better to be a slow happy woman than a fast unha…

archived 4 Jun 2021 23:22:44 UTC

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I'm late and gay, aren't I? Also, archive is shitting the bed.

 

[Kirkorov]

yes, of course it’s the OP of the post. His profile is an AGP nightmare, like the profiles of the other commenters saying they relate to his post.
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it’s always a transbian (with a shred of self awareness here):
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run girl, run. Also his man skull next to hers, wow

Those bloody Uncanny valley filters . His face is so heavily shooped (probably an iPhone "beauty" filter + facetuning) that it looks almost 2 dimensional.
The chick beside him has to make a quick escape before he murders her to wear her skin.

 

[korean TERF]

Still waiting for an angry reddit troon to sue Faceapp because the genderbend-filter didn't align with the actual result.

 

[Marche]

I can’t help but think this individual’s expectations of facial feminisation surgery are quite unrealistic.

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POTION SELLER, GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST POTION,

 

[Fetish Roulette]

In Reddit news, the troons appear to have finally acknowledged that they're the new fundies! I have no doubt that the movements will be sharing "people can't have fun because of inane reasons I have" tactics soon.

Link | Archive

 

[PurpleEater]

I will never understand what any of this drivel means.

Isn't everyone "non-binary" by that definition?

How can you be a troon and also non-binary?

The more time I spend online, the more I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

 

[poggers]

"transsexual"

Doesn't look like a man in women's clothing

Then again maybe you all live in places where there are impossibly beautiful women about

Take away the fake boobs etc which may have distracted you. Go look at some heavy metal rock stars from the 80s, ala Jon Bon Jovi and Sebastian Bach and David Lee Roth. See how this dude with long hair and eyeliner looks kinda like those dudes. They weren't even trying to be women, but they were still prettier than him. If this doesn't help you maybe update your glasses prescription

 

[KingCoelacanth]

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I will never understand what any of this drivel means.

Isn't everyone "non-binary" by that definition?

How can you be a troon and also non-binary?

The more time I spend online, the more I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I guess they're saying that non-binary is a catchall phrase to indicate to you're not normal (male or female) but lie somewhere in the abnormal range

 

[Putin Bot]

I really miss the days when the number one requirement of even being given the option of transitioning was that the shrinks had to think you'd pass convincingly, or at least, pass enough to the point where they think you'd blend in. They also had a height requirement, and I believe you had to be 6' or under, but preferably 5'11 at the tallest. You also had to try to live as the opposite sex for a year, before they'd sign off on HRT and surgeries.

I just hate how it is now, because now every time I see a tall woman, I have to take a double look and study her, because I'm trying to figure out if it's a woman or a troon. Usually only because the woman is unfortunately a bit masculine looking and they're usually not very pretty as well. Thankfully though, it only takes a few seconds for me to figure out it's a woman. Unless of course I hear them speak, then I immediately can tell, because honestly, except for Blaire White, male troons can never hide their male voice.