Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Negev]

Please be aware that dark and unknowable creatures may be seen wandering the corn fields

 

[Lame Entropy]

You know Ethan would REEE hard if we actually crowdfunded a college fund for the poor kid

 

[sibling issues]

You know Ethan would REEE hard if we actually crowdfunded a college fund for the poor kid

best to keep it away from him, we know makers mark would get it all

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Die monster. You don't belong in this world!

 

[Witthel]

I think the saddest part is that his dad most likely doesn't even know he's been born yet.

 

[Mr.Downer]

Please don't be the AntiChrist
Please don't be the AntiChrist
Please don't be the AntiChrist

 

[Bunny Tracks]

When the shadows remain in the light of day
On the wings of darkness he'll retaliate
He'll be falling from grace
Till the end of all his days
From the ashes of hate
It's a cruel demon's fate
On the wings of darkness
He's returned to stay
There will be no escape
'Cause he's fallen far from grace

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Welcome to hell, everyone.

 

[Garth]

It's all for You, Xander

 

[Fougaro]

The Bible prophesied the Antichrist in the Book of Revelations, but it never mentioned him being the result of a fat manlet fucking a retarded teenage meth whore.

 

[Kheapathic]

The Bible prophesied the Antichrist in the Book of Revelations, but it never mentioned him being the result of a fat manlet fucking a retarded teenage meth whore.

Seriously, I thought the anti-Christ was supposed to be crowned and glowing and regal and shit; if so, it should be born of the same, or so one would think.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

The Children of the Corn hath arrived

 

[sibling issues]

just remember everyone, the antichrist will be busy making moonshine

 

[jell0]

This thread in a nutshell

This harvest shall be even better..

 

[GooglePuppet]

Xander on his first day of school...

https://youtu.be/nwoz-BDJvZ8?t=60

 

[veri]

so when's the ralphamale going to take a paternity test? or does he even know that gunt jr has spawned?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

He is a byproduct of a dangerhair, charity complex fanfic writing left centerist and a obese Dixiecrat....ancient civilizations wouldn't let this happen...

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Takes a long time for the Antichrist to spawn.

 

[Scarborough]

It’s that time of the month, that other time of the month.

 

[Squidwhore]

I’m tired. Wtf is this?