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lmao what link please

It was idle speculation. Sorry I should have prefixed it with "Probably"

 

[Yangon]

I instantly thought of this:
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No, this is not a parody. The account continues to post tranny Minecraft shit:
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Too bad your family or friends don't support you, but at least you have fictional animals from a children's game.

Labelle said that one is based on real life experience. Bear in mind Labelle is completely non-op. Supposedly he's had lots of totally straight men railing his ass for months on end, only to ghost him when he gets up the courage to reveal his transness.

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You don't say...

I still have no idea what that story is about. My only bet is that he was sleeping with some gay dude and after he came out as trans the dude said "ewww i won't fuck a tranny" and fucked off. Otherwise it makes no sense.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Labelle said that one is based on real life experience. Bear in mind Labelle is completely non-op. Supposedly he's had lots of totally straight men railing his ass for months on end, only to ghost him when he gets up the courage to reveal his transness.

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You don't say...

I'm confused? He's non-op, so twig and berries are still there, and he's claiming to receive anal from "straight guys" who supposedly don't know he's got twig and berries?? Even if he passed in every other respect (LOL in his dreams) this is just so hilariously dumb. It's physically impossible to "rail someone's ass for months" and not see what their junk is.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm confused? He's non-op, so twig and berries are still there, and he's claiming to receive anal from "straight guys" who supposedly don't know he's got twig and berries?? Even if he passed in every other respect (LOL in his dreams) this is just so hilariously dumb. It's physically impossible to "rail someone's ass for months" and not see what their junk is.

My theory has always been he was hooking up with gay dudes who didn't mind his long hair or whatever, but once he started with troony stuff, insisting he's a woman and they're a straight couple and such, the guys decided it just wasn't worth bothering with weird desperate Labelle anymore.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Late, but you could possibly get them under some kind of munchausen's-by-proxy / withholding medical care / inapppropriate or unnecessary medical care type thing. "I was depressed and you took me to get hormones rather than seeing a therapist", perhaps. You can certainly get people for child abuse/neglect, which trooning out kids - and I'm talking about actual kids here, not sixteen year olds, who have a degree more agency and are usually more actively pushing the process forward - certainly is. There's a difficulty in that doctors (and in some places the state) are complicit and often lie about the risks or potential for alternative treatment/differential diagnosis though, so parents can wriggle out under a "but the nice troon quack said it was okay!". But there's at least one case in the UK where a mother was trying to troon her kid out and the father sued to stop her and prevent her contact with the kid; I remember because Mermaids backed the mother and then got into a tonne of trouble for it lmao.

You do realize that 16 year olds are still developing and don't understand a lot about the world, right?

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Too bad your family or friends don't support you, but at least you have fictional animals from a children's game.

I still have no idea what that story is about. My only bet is that he was sleeping with some gay dude and after he came out as trans the dude said "ewww i won't fuck a tranny" and fucked off. Otherwise it makes no sense.

Why would a gay man want to fuck him? Are Canadians that desperate?

 

[Mal0]

Why would a gay man want to fuck him? Are Canadians that desperate?

Yes they are.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I instantly thought of this:
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No, this is not a parody. The account continues to post tranny Minecraft shit:
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It’d be funny if someone made a mod of it in which it would break quicker than dirt.

 

[vorechicken]

Youtube recommended me a music video by an artist called "Cavetown" - apparently some FtM musician who writes songs about her Strugglez. I was nostalgia-tripping on some crappy pop-punk, okay?
A quick search tells me she hasn't been mentioned on KF before,
This song apparently had some deeper meaning about gender or whatever, but her fanbase is worryingly young and the comments section had me double-taking.

Here's a 13 year old girl who prefers to act masculine and is having trouble going through the turmoil of teenagehood and puberty. Many such cases! And like all the other girls, she's chalked it up to being transgender and has decided to share her story with the 14 million people who have come to listen to this song:

Almost 800 thumbs up and 100 replies of unwavering support for this 13 year old who hates herself so much, she wishes she could just opt-out of womanhood. Luckily she seems to be holding off for now, but is still adamant about her decision.

Among the 100 replies of unwavering support are more young girls with the same issues, as well as adults "affirming" them. "Come talk to me on discord, bro!":


I can tell they are probably adults by clicking on random profiles and checking the join dates. Kids don't have youtube accounts that are upwards of 10 years old. Here's Connor Murphy chiming in an a youtube account that's older than OP but I think he's just an idiot, he's not really encouraging. Just an example.


Here's an 11 year-old who "came out as he/they", whatever that means:


And here's a NINE year-old with "supportive parents" who don't want them "showing off their pride". This one is thunk-provoking.


Anyway here's cavetown. Looks like a female and slightly more commited Sam Smith, with the froggiest voice I have ever heard. I wonder what she thinks about the children who listen to her music?

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Youtube recommended me a music video by an artist called "Cavetown" - apparently some FtM musician who writes songs about her Strugglez. I was nostalgia-tripping on some crappy pop-punk, okay?
A quick search tells me she hasn't been mentioned on KF before,
This song apparently had some deeper meaning about gender or whatever, but her fanbase is worryingly young and the comments section had me double-taking.

Here's a 13 year old girl who prefers to act masculine and is having trouble going through the turmoil of teenagehood and puberty. Many such cases! And like all the other girls, she's chalked it up to being transgender and has decided to share her story with the 14 million people who have come to listen to this song:
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Almost 800 thumbs up and 100 replies of unwavering support for this 13 year old who hates herself so much, she wishes she could just opt-out of womanhood. Luckily she seems to be holding off for now, but is still adamant about her decision.

Among the 100 replies of unwavering support are more young girls with the same issues, as well as adults "affirming" them. "Come talk to me on discord, bro!":
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I can tell they are probably adults by clicking on random profiles and checking the join dates. Kids don't have youtube accounts that are upwards of 10 years old. Here's Connor Murphy chiming in an a youtube account that's older than OP but I think he's just an idiot, he's not really encouraging. Just an example.
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Here's an 11 year-old who "came out as he/they", whatever that means:
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And here's a NINE year-old with "supportive parents" who don't want them "showing off their pride". This one is thunk-provoking.
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Anyway here's cavetown. Looks like a female and slightly more commited Sam Smith, with the froggiest voice I have ever heard. I wonder what she thinks about the children who listen to her music?
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Wow. I actually unironically like a couple of Cavetown's song. I didn't know "he" was trans though. Never looked up what the band looked like. After seeing what she looks like, yeah, it's definitely a woman. Hilarious that several websites claim that "no one knows if he's transgender", as if you can't tell by looking at her.

 

[NoReturn]

Was browsing the replies to a tweet that was essentially "moisturize after showering" to find a good handful of pronouns-in-bio folx making excuses as to why they're constantly greasy, ashy, and rancid ranging from muh dysphoria to self-diagnosed "disabilities". Honestly if you really are too disabled to wash yourself you'd have a caretaker to help you. You're just an attention whore.

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Holy fucking shit, these retards.
I used to think "If it would be animal abuse to do it to a dog, don't do it to yourself." was an easy rule to follow, but now I just think these people need to be banned from owning pets because clearly even the pet metaphor for self-care won't get through to them.
Also, moisturizing isn't a luxury. It's a core part of basic skincare. I don't care if you use god damn cooking oil, I don't care if you never wear sunscreen. The purpose of lotions/oils/whatever is to prevent skin damage and infection. Jesus. Do these people also not brush their teeth?

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Getting major "H*CK YOU MOM I DONT WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK ITS BORING" vibes from this post, except instead of homework its acting like a normal fucking human being.

 

[Protistology]

Holy fucking shit, these retards.
I used to think "If it would be animal abuse to do it to a dog, don't do it to yourself." was an easy rule to follow, but now I just think these people need to be banned from owning pets because clearly even the pet metaphor for self-care won't get through to them.
Also, moisturizing isn't a luxury. It's a core part of basic skincare and your skin in an organ. I don't care if you use god damn cooking oil, I don't care if you never wear sunscreen. The purpose of lotions/oils/whatever is to prevent skin damage and infection. Jesus. Do these people also not brush their teeth?

So...you moisturize your dog's skin?

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

So uh...Did Ellen get fake Abs too?

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Nothing screams 'I'm a man' like an eating disorder and plastic surgery implants.

 

[NoReturn]

So...you moisturize your dog's skin?

Less that than not letting the dog's skin dry out.

Animals (including humans) have a protective layer of oil on our skin and on our hair, but if you wash with strong soap then you strip it all off, which leaves the skin dryer than it would be if you washed without soap or just used the gentle stuff. We didn't evolve to have our oil constantly washed off, so we need to replace it. Similarly, if I were to wash a pet like a dog or a cat (like if the dog got really dirty) I'd want to use pet soap so they didn't get dry skin afterwards. If that wasn't an option, I'd have to put some oil on their little feets so it didn't crack.

 

[Dr. Troon Lagoon]

So...you moisturize your dog's skin?

Red rocket, red rocket, good boy!

Edit: South Park Season 5 Episode 7, thanks for that Trey Parker

 

[Gone Ham]

Red rocket, red rocket, good boy!

Woah calm down Tom

 

[Haunted Gambler]

Youtube recommended me a music video by an artist called "Cavetown" - apparently some FtM musician who writes songs about her Strugglez. I was nostalgia-tripping on some crappy pop-punk, okay?
A quick search tells me she hasn't been mentioned on KF before,
This song apparently had some deeper meaning about gender or whatever, but her fanbase is worryingly young and the comments section had me double-taking.

Here's a 13 year old girl who prefers to act masculine and is having trouble going through the turmoil of teenagehood and puberty. Many such cases! And like all the other girls, she's chalked it up to being transgender and has decided to share her story with the 14 million people who have come to listen to this song:
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Almost 800 thumbs up and 100 replies of unwavering support for this 13 year old who hates herself so much, she wishes she could just opt-out of womanhood. Luckily she seems to be holding off for now, but is still adamant about her decision.

Among the 100 replies of unwavering support are more young girls with the same issues, as well as adults "affirming" them. "Come talk to me on discord, bro!":
Wyświetl załącznik 2201481

I can tell they are probably adults by clicking on random profiles and checking the join dates. Kids don't have youtube accounts that are upwards of 10 years old. Here's Connor Murphy chiming in an a youtube account that's older than OP but I think he's just an idiot, he's not really encouraging. Just an example.
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Here's an 11 year-old who "came out as he/they", whatever that means:
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And here's a NINE year-old with "supportive parents" who don't want them "showing off their pride". This one is thunk-provoking.
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Anyway here's cavetown. Looks like a female and slightly more commited Sam Smith, with the froggiest voice I have ever heard. I wonder what she thinks about the children who listen to her music?
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That reminds me when Youtube recommended me a video of a gynecologist reviewing a Disney cartoon about periods (Yes, there was a short Disney cartoon about girls having their first period.) previous year. The comments were mostly teen girls talking about their periods but I did encounter some FtMs. I don't remember most of their comments, but I do remember one comment filling me with dread:

This FtM wrote about how her first period was traumatic for her and how she felt unlucky for having only 20 days between periods, while most women's are 29 days. She then decided she was trans because she wasn't going any better. At the end she wrote how transitioning saved her life from monthly bleedings and cramps and how she's now a free man.

This comment filled me with dread, because like I said before, the comments were filled with teen girls. How many of these girls thought to themselfs "Hey, I hate my period too. Maybe I'm trans too?" after reading that comment?

 

[Slowboat to China]

Here's a 13 year old girl who prefers to act masculine and is having trouble going through the turmoil of teenagehood and puberty. Many such cases! And like all the other girls, she's chalked it up to being transgender and has decided to share her story with the 14 million people who have come to listen to this song:

Jesus, this is saddening. I wish someone would sit down with these girls and say "It's OK to be a tomboy. It's OK to not like things others like. Everyone feels uncomfortable when puberty hits."

Plenty of girls aren't exactly butch, but end up averse to stereotypical femininity because the feminine girls are grade-school turbobitches. Back in Grandma Slowboat's day (getoffmylawn), that meant being the frumpy girl who hung out with the nerds, or the theater kid, or the obnoxious emo. Anything to prove you weren't like other girls. Now the girls are desperate to prove that they're so far unlike other girls, they're not even girls at all.

All anyone wants is for kids to grow up happy, healthy, and ready for life. But increasingly, some are thinking the best way to do that is sterilization and cross-sex hormones. In most of these cases, understanding (and therapy) could go so much farther.

 

[blablabla]

Labelle said that one is based on real life experience. Bear in mind Labelle is completely non-op. Supposedly he's had lots of totally straight men railing his ass for months on end, only to ghost him when he gets up the courage to reveal his transness.

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You don't say...

Motherfucker looks like post freebirds michael hayes