🐮 Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Chan the Wizard]

It might, were there any. However, I have no gear of confronting any of you. Were that to happen, I would be victorious clearly, quickly, & easily. However, part of the reason for my assured victory would be due to the immense difference in our intelligence & abilities. Therefore, whoever I confronted would likely want to continue to battle, not realizing they had already done so & been soundly defeated.

Another battle would commence, another quick, easy, & clear victory for me, & so on & so forth into & beyond redundancy. Ergo, I have bno fear of these confrontations, but also no reason/nothing to gain if I choose to partake.

@Cowlick what gear do you need to confront us? Is your gun and menacing bite not enough?

Please use your superior intellect to explain what "bno" means.

 

[Cowlick]

Please translate that

It's English. For other languages, use Google or a helpful member of your remedial society.

 

[cumrobbery]

It's English. For other languages, use Google or a helpful member of your remedial society.

It was so pretentious and poorly worded that I seriously had my doubts. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Cowlick]

@Cowlick what gear do you need to confront us? Is your gun and menacing bite not enough?

Please use your superior intellect to explain what "bno" means.

They might be if I had the former & used the latter.

It means I make mistakes. Ask your families for explanation of that.

 

[WireSponge]

They might be if I had the former & used the latter.

It means I make mistakes. Ask your families for explanation of that.

We don't need to ask our families to confirm that you were a mistake.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

They might be if I had the former & used the latter.

It means I make mistakes. Ask your families for explanation of that.

You're a mistake @Cowlick? I'm sorry to hear that. Some parents choose to have an abortion in that case. I'm glad that didn't happen or we would have never had the chance to know you.

 

[bearycool]

They might be if I had the former & used the latter.

It means I make mistakes. Ask your families for explanation of that.

You know, you're not allowed to used that "family" line against someone, as your entire family cries at what they made with their very own loins.

Aka, the toothless hobo in front of us.

 

[WireSponge]

@Cowlick This is just sad. One of Len's most recognizable features is that he gets regularly trounced by other lolcows, and you found a way to stay on his level. Also, does his overtaking you on the most negatives board make you salty?

 

[The Lizard Queen]

It might, were there any. However, I have no gear of confronting any of you. Were that to happen, I would be victorious clearly, quickly, & easily. However, part of the reason for my assured victory would be due to the immense difference in our intelligence & abilities. Therefore, whoever I confronted would likely want to continue to battle, not realizing they had already done so & been soundly defeated.

Another battle would commence, another quick, easy, & clear victory for me, & so on & so forth into & beyond redundancy. Ergo, I have bno fear of these confrontations, but also no reason/nothing to gain if I choose to partake.

Translation: Due to my limited intelligence, I can't understand why you people make fun of me, so I'll put random words that I think sound smart in a sequence in the hope that it will impress you, and maybe it will distract you from the fact that I have no idea what I'm doing and am currently sitting in a pile of my own filth.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Dah Lee, who just learned he can't paint masterpieces underwater, for @GREEDY FIREMAN
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He thought being underwater would help with the surreal aspect of his work. Confound this briny environment!
Thank you, BOLDY! Are you going to make one for @Cowlick?

Spoiler: The power of Church compels you!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Says someone too embarrassed of their looks to use a real pic of themselves. Also, my pic proves I have teeth.

@Cowlick please come back to your thread. Also we're going to need some new pictures to confirm your diabetes hasn't claimed your "teeth."

 

[WireSponge]

Says someone too embarrassed of their looks to use a real pic of themselves. Also, my pic proves I have teeth.

You certainly do have teeth. I can't argue with you there, but isn't that your profile picture because Null forced it on you? You must have so much pride against your will.

 

[bearycool]

Says someone too embarrassed of their looks to use a real pic of themselves. Also, my pic proves I have teeth.

THAT is your fucking comeback? I'm sorry, but I'm not trying to attention whore and power level like you.

Also, you just affirmed you have fucked up teeth.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

This thread just keeps on giving.
It's like the Santa thread, or a rich senile grandmother thread.

Oh, Shaner thread, where does your generosity end?

 

[DogshitTaco]

Only Len could get infiltrated that quickly and then get booted off the very page he created. That's fucking great. My sides are interdimensional.

HAHA Oh shit, I echo your sentiments. This is just too funny. Shaner's smug "we" shit, implying he had an army, came to a screeching halt. This both amuses and pleases me.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Some minor content from today's chat. Len insists Hy isn't trying to infiltrate the Farms:

 

[Autistbox]

Some minor content from today's chat. Len insists Hy isn't trying to infiltrate the Farms:

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I did not know there was an autism village in Chester Springs, PA.
And "word it in your own words"... Man, I don't think I've ever heard CHILDREN speak that way, much less a guy in his mid-40s.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Hey Len, here's a mindgame: if Hy "knows people in very high places", enough to bring down people like ISIS, then why does he continue to let ISIS exist?

In doing nothing against them he's just as bad as them, and you're just as horrible for associating with someone who knowingly and willingly allows a group like ISIS to continue.

Chew on that one for a bit.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

So on one hand, these two are going full retard on one another and this board.

On the other hand; possible bitch fight.

Not sure how I feel about this, but I will break out the camcorder for the ensuing train wreck.

 

[TopHat]

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Hope you enjoy.