🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Lou's gargantuan size alone would be reason enough to get "banned" from a food bank.

Assuming most food bank patrons don't have a BMI of 40+, I'd be furious to be a person in desperate need of food assistance and seeing his fat greasy ass waddling in with his eyes glued to a $500 smartphone.

 

[In the Sick of It]

What the fuck is up with this mysterious shoe?

That futon is filthy and disgusting. It's distracting me from the cat.

 

[Mal0]

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What the fuck is up with this mysterious shoe?

That futon is filthy and disgusting. It's distracting me from the cat.

Holy FUCK Lou, four tablets in one photo?!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Holy FUCK Lou, four tablets in one photo?!

I figured out why he's so worried about renewing his metformin, despite not actually caring about his health: that "sixty tablets per month" part hits Lou right in the buysexuality. Hnnngh.

 

[IceRiverGreen]

edit: And is this the first time we've ever heard Lou mention a food bank? $200 is a lot for one month's worth of food for one person if you're getting your staples provided for by charity.

He's absolutely lying about the food bank. He probably saw some other panhandler on twitter mention it, or someone asked him directly and he thought that it made his story sound more sympathetic and relatable. No food bank is going to say that if you miss one appointment, you can never come back. Food banks don't want you to starve. If they don't have to provide food for a month or two because of careful budgeting, or you pick up a few extra shifts at work, or you win $100 off a scratch ticket, they'll be happy for you, and happy that they have extra to give to the people who do need it at that moment. But if you fall back on hard times, as long as it hasn't been years, they'll welcome you with open arms. And if it has been years, all you'll have to do is reapply.

I've both volunteered for and had to use food banks at various points in my life. He's talking out his 6XL ass.

 

[Immortal Technique]

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Holy FUCK Lou, four tablets in one photo?!

More interesting, this isn't Louie's room. His room has those ugly yellow walls, and this bed has "bedding", a large beach towel, but it's still more than what Louie has. This might be were Mama Gags sleeps. Why does she need 4 tablets?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The bright blue one could be a children's Kindle Fire. Maybe for the nephew? Although the Kids Kindle looks thicker than what's in the picture.

Edit: my other guess in terms of kiddie tablets (ugh) is the more expensive 10" model:

 

[unidentified code]

Wonder why he needs five dollars.

Archive.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou has numerous Food Banks within 5 minutes of his mother's house and even more within 15 minutes.
Archived List of Food Banks

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This one was open while Lou made his tweet. It is too bad Lou will starve because Uber charges him $50 for a 5 minute trip.
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See, he fooled you. It's his dead mother that goes to the food bank.

Is his stepfather the only person who can drive in the house?

Pretty sure his dead mother drives. I seem to remember him spilling the beans on her taking him to walmart.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Lou has broken the 8k begged threshold, which makes me believe he's begged for over 10k all up, as I've only been counting Twitter.

8 thousand dollars he's expected to get from other people.

I'd say he's also been begging on discord and furry trash sites, so 10k would be a very lowball figure.

 

[Miss Misery]

A quick thread search for "food bank" got me a post from August wherein Lou claimed there weren't any food banks near him, lol.

https://kiwifarms.net/search/7605643/?q="food+bank"&t=post&c[thread]=66344&o=relevance

Also the motherfucker wouldn't die without metformin, he'd just have to be EXTREMELY careful about his carb/sugar intake. Optimistic, I know.

But as someone else said, medications like that will absolutely be refilled by a pharmacy if you explain the situation.

 

[Dustlord]

Lou has numerous Food Banks within 5 minutes of his mother's house and even more within 15 minutes.
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I looked this up myself and decided to see how long google says the walk is.
It says 25 minutes. Its after midnight there at the time I looked this up, and Lou is morbidly obese so I'll be generous and call it an hour during the day,
I'm sure he isn't used to walking that far, but there's never a bad time to start, and personally, I'd rather walk an hour than beg on the internet every day of my life.

Spoiler: Screenshot of the map.

 

[Lou's Spaghetti]

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Learn to meditate, you stupid fuck. It's one of the most relaxing things you can do and it's totally free.

 

[ten dollars off]

I kinda wish a crew of Make a Wish Foundation-style vigilantes would kidnap Lou and give him an amhole.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I kinda wish a crew of Make a Wish Foundation-style vigilantes would kidnap Lou and give him an amhole.

how else is he going to jack off to four limbed muscle tigriss tiddy porn then? you absolute terrorist.

 

[unidentified code]

Archive.

He's going to change his fursona again soon as the newest one "isn't him".

 

[SIGSEGV]

"I'm not a wonder woman"
You will never be a wonder woman. You have no lasso, you have no leotard. You are a diabetic man twisted by consoomption and pop culture into a crude mockery of William Moulton Marston's perfection.

 

[Spoonomancer]

why does Lou even say "folx" when just saying "folks" is good enough? I know "folx" is used by progressive people and even then that word is being faded out because the difference between "folx" and "folks" is literally one extra character.

 

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I kinda wish a crew of Make a Wish Foundation-style vigilantes would kidnap Lou and give him an amhole.

I wish there was a crew of a Make a Wish antithesis, where it's a dedicated team of people who do everything in their ability with limitless resources to give people who absolutely do not deserve any aide or pity the polar opposite of what their wishes are.

However, they will be at an impasse with Louis, whose wish is to be a muscular tiger woman with money who is loved by all, given he's already a tubby human man-blob with no income who is hated by everyone.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're buying by the each (and not taking advantage of quantity deals), Walmart's Great Value spaghetti is $0.80 per pound.

That's something to consider when he talks about his "wants" and his "only" spending $20 on more hideous art. Despite his diabetes, Lou remains a spaghetti-based life form, and $20 is at least 25lbs of spaghetti (more if he gets the 4-pack or 8-pack) shelf stable and there for a rainy day.