The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.
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Dear God, the amhole really is a portal that connects to a hellish dimension and this is one of the things that entered our world.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Clean your stove

Spoiler

 

[Prolego]

The Socialist Rifle people turned up for a tour and even had their pictures taken with the alpacas. Hilariously, they've blurred out all the faces in the version they uploaded. A bit pointless because they're visible in lots of other snaps on their timeline.

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Spoiler: Somewhere in this picture there may be women

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OK, I should probably have followed this up earlier, but I couldn't be bothered then. Think of this as a Public Information Message. If you're looking for security, stay away from troons and their allies. The Socialist Rifles posted the photo with the blurred faces on their twitter account. The blurred faces was hilarious, but even more hilarious was that a certain Jesse Barnett who is on twitter as @SomeKindofJesse posted the unblurred version. And in case the mask hid too much of his face, he stuck up an unmasked snap on the same tweet.

Spoiler: Antifa and the Art of Camouflage

https://twitter.com/SomeKindofJesse/status/1391747617797836800 (X)

He also retweeted a link to a long interview and podcast he recently gave, discussing his music

https://twitter.com/reynlord/status/1395389056268357637

https://knotfest.com/jesse-barnett-...-day-we-got-what-we-deserved-on-the-downbeat/ (X)

And then he retweeted his friend in the photo, who had also posted an unblurred shot of himself playing with alpacas.



https://twitter.com/TANKIEPILLED/status/1391825497261166596 (X)

Spoiler: Been taking lessons from Inspector Clouseau

And the pinned tweet on that account directs you to a community bookshop that he's just opened with his mates.



https://twitter.com/TANKIEPILLED/status/1381642227118575616 (X)

Spoiler: Don't tell him, Pike

And to get back to the Tranch, Paul posted another photo.

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1395365111167176704

It looks like whoever owns that little silver car had a run-in with a fire hydrant, or decided that they really ought to learn to park like a girl (tee-hee). And once again the contrast between the mud their side of the border (should we call it the cis-side) and the trans-fence vegetation is the first thing that anyone notices. Have none of the troons ever wondered why? They seem to be completely oblivious to it.

Spoiler: Troonia est omnis divisa in partes tres

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Clean your stove
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This stove is doing a very convincing impression of Kevin's diapers.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

And to get back to the Tranch, Paul posted another photo.



https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1395365111167176704
It looks like whoever owns that little silver car had a run-in with a fire hydrant, or decided that they really ought to learn to park like a girl (tee-hee). And once again the contrast between the mud their side of the border (should we call it the cis-side) and the trans-fence vegetation is the first thing that anyone notices. Have none of the troons ever wondered why? They seem to be completely oblivious to it.

God, I know I'm just being mad on the internet, but it depresses the shit out of me every time we see what they've done to the vegetation there. Especially as spring/summer hits and the surrounding area greens up a bit. You can tell that on the neighbour's side, there's just rolling green scrub to the mountains and it's gorgeous. And the troons have instead managed to make a fucking dirt pit that stretches on forever.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kevin is so undesirable that the tranchers decided to fuck the land instead of him.

 

[Gone Ham]

Can’t wait for the EPA superfund site saga

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Its really quite tragic how transphobic the vegetation in Colorado is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Cow crossover. TransEthics has a thread here.

I'm starting to understand why we have a subforum called "Rat Kings."

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Can’t wait for the EPA superfund site saga

They still haven't rectified Gilman, an entire Superfund ghost town; though it probably isn't as toxic as the Tranch.

 

[SIGSEGV]

They still haven't rectified Gilman, an entire Superfund ghost town; though it probably isn't as toxic as the Tranch.

Fucking phoneposters.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

Spoiler: Antifa and the Art of Camouflage

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https://twitter.com/SomeKindofJesse/status/1391747617797836800 (X)

Look at the downsy, jelly-bean head on the thing that fucks Paul.

Spoiler: Looks familiar...

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Look at the downsy, jelly-bean head on the thing that fucks Paul.

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Spoiler: Looks familiar...

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[Comandante Marcos]

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Fucking phoneposters.

Hey, chill, just scroll to the bottom for several links to shitloads of pix of Gilman. Supposedly the town is off limits, although the fact that every single window has been smashed and much of the place ripped apart belies that. I don't understand the level of autism that makes people go into abandoned buildings and fuck everything up simply because they can. Detroit I understand, but cabins and ghost towns in the literal middle of fucking nowhere?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Look at the downsy, jelly-bean head on the thing that fucks Paul.

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You mean this one?

 

[White Devil]

Hey, chill, just scroll to the bottom for several links to shitloads of pix of Gilman. Supposedly the town is off limits, although the fact that every single window has been smashed and much of the place ripped apart belies that. I don't understand the level of autism that makes people go into abandoned buildings and fuck everything up simply because they can. Detroit I understand, but cabins and ghost towns in the literal middle of fucking nowhere?

Smashing shit can be very cathartic, it's basically our number one impulse as human beings. That and it's an abandoned ghost town, so no one really gives a shit.

 

[Old Fart]

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So Pencil and Bonnie together do most of the farm work, and Pencil in addition all the cooking.

No wonder nothing ever gets finished.

And to get back to the Tranch, Paul posted another photo.

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Call me autistic, but if I owned a trailer like that for more than 2 weeks I'd take a grinder and some spray paint to it. Urgh.

 

[AnOminous]

And then he retweeted his friend in the photo, who had also posted an unblurred shot of himself playing with alpacas.

They're raping those alpacas. Tell me I'm wrong when there is a front page news story about the alpaca brothel bust.

God, I know I'm just being mad on the internet, but it depresses the shit out of me every time we see what they've done to the vegetation there. Especially as spring/summer hits and the surrounding area greens up a bit. You can tell that on the neighbour's side, there's just rolling green scrub to the mountains and it's gorgeous. And the troons have instead managed to make a fucking dirt pit that stretches on forever.

And notice that no matter how blatantly obvious this shit is, it isn't even Potemkin Village levels of convincing, the fake news gives these absolute psychos, who violently threaten their neighbors and act in a way that would cause the fucking Branch Davidians to tell them to chill the fuck out, nothing but positive coverage.

You can't even look at their property next to a neighboring property and not see, with your eyes, that these troon perverts have completely destroyed the land, and their animals are obviously sick and abused. But yeah, innocent persecuted troons. Fuck journalism.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

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Can you imagine working a full day of spreading some hay around on the ground, filling a single trough with water and then maybe shooting guns with a fat co-worker....only to have to come inside and cook dinner for a collective of retards? Pennywise must be exhausted!! KevKev should at least be waiting for him, all dolled up, with a glass of scotch and active listening skills to soothe the stress of his day away.

 

[EnemyStand]

Can you imagine working a full day of spreading some hay around on the ground, filling a single trough with water and then maybe shooting guns with a fat co-worker....only to have to come inside and cook dinner for a collective of retards? Pennywise must be exhausted!! KevKev should at least be waiting for him, all dolled up, with a glass of scotch and active listening skills to soothe the stress of his day away.

No, but that's because I have a real job and only sleep with real women. So if I play my cards right I do get the scotch and active listening.