I know what you mean. Bob's pathetic acrimony could be consistently funny if his output were on the same level as the average lolcow. However, the massive volume of garbage he produces on a daily basis is just so overwhelming it ends up sapping any enthusiasm I can have for laughing at him. Bob is literally such a pathetic loser that it's not even funny.
Glad to see that sequel trilogy hatred, then apathy transcends borders and cultures.
How old was he when he had this crisis? I have a pretty flighty imagination and subpar social skills. And even a snot-nosed introverted proto-autistic kid like me, really into cartoons and comics? Heck, even I, by like 12, "knew" there was no such thing as the cartoon dimension, or a place where Star Wars was "real", and if there was, by some miracle, I was never going to be able to visit it no matter what "hard" quantumy-science technobabble anyone else could suggest might make it even measurably possible.
The Super Mario Bros. movie invented the concept of Mario and Luigi being from Brooklyn, and Bob somehow took this as canon despite Nintendo not being involved. I have no idea why Bob took this movie so serious, when it was nothing like the games.
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Chill Bob. The Courts haven't even heard the case yet. Save your sperg out for the ruling that will almost certainly not change a damn thing.
Yoshi's Island was released in October of 1995 and Bob was born in February of 1981, so he was well into the age of 14.
He was 15 or 16 when he had this breakdown.
I think a few of the instruction manuals had that backstory too. Maybe some random comics as well.
Come now, this is Bob we're talking about. He would pay them for the privilege.
I wonder what psuedo-philosophy/science/religion/social studies I’m too pea-brained to try to comprehend from Bob when it comes to Sailor Moon of all things?
Yoshi's Island's premise and ending basically was a huge blow to pretty much all the longstanding Mario canon by way of jetisoning the Donkey Kong/Mario Brothers (the original pre-Super Mario arcade game where you fight crabs and turtles in endless rooms) backstory of the brothers being born in America and that they basically moved to the Mushroom Kingdom full time after getting roped into saving Princess Toadstool in SMB1; which was used as the backstory for the DIC cartoons and other projects from the late 80s/early 90s.
Not even 10 minutes went by...
To quote Bob. Again.
Mind you, he hated it over time, but right then and there? He NEEDED a good movie to exist because if Mario didn't have a good movie, then Mario wouldn't be worshipped by the drooling masses like he did.
The reason Hulk hasn't had a solo movie since 2008's The Incredible Hulk is that Universal still holds the distribution rights for Hulk movies.
It wasn't just the movie; prior to the movie, the Super Mario Bros. Super Show cartoon had Mario and Luigi be from Brooklyn (the live action segments were purported to be in Brooklyn) and have distinct Brooklyn accents. Bob (and Dobson) were both so autistically committed to this idea, that what Yoshi's Island brought to the table resulted in the equivalent of "Sonic does NOT have Blarms" for the both of them.He was 15 or 16 when he had this breakdown.
I think a few of the instruction manuals had that backstory too. Maybe some random comics as well.
Oh yeah, and for those wondering, here's Bob's terrible take on Mario and Peach having a kid since that got brought up and I want all to share my pain:
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