Rest in Peace, Mama Ralph.

The bigger question will be if Ralph will pony up OR if a lawyer will even go for it(who am I kidding, lawyers are scum, they'll vacuum up money from a tard like Ralph.) Malpractice suits are notorious waste of time money pits.
 
Ralph.

You will eventually drunkenly read this as you slug Makers Mark and cry yourself to sleep.

Use this hiatus to get sober. No booze, no drugs, clean living.

Your mother would have wanted a sober son.

Dont be a fuckup for her this one time.
 
In the past, Ralph's mentioned that he likes to do shows during rough episodes of his life in order to keep his mind occupied with something apart from overwhelming grief. If he actually takes a break for a week or two, I doubt it'll be as centering for him as we'd like it to be. It'll probably be really medicated and really hellish.
 
The bigger question will be if Ralph will pony up OR if a lawyer will even go for it(who am I kidding, lawyers are scum, they'll vacuum up money from a tard like Ralph.) Malpractice suits are notorious waste of time money pits.
unless he has video of them putting a comically large banana peel next to her bed or witnesses to abuse he wont have a case its just a waste of money
 
The stupidest thing Ralph can do is take a Hiatus from the Kill Report.

He needs to have a stream on Monday fuck the funeral for his mom, fuck the burial.

He needs to milk his audience for sympathy shekels and he needs to DO IT NOW!

KEEP STREAMING RALPH YOU FAT FUCK YOU NEED THE MONEY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THE LAWYERS?!??!?!?

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THINK RALPH THINK!
 
The Salty Sandra ports for thee final time alogs.

Ralph finally has a real excuse to go beg a doctor to fill his tum tum up with xannies.

The stupidest thing Ralph can do is take a Hiatus from the Kill Report.

He needs to have a stream on Monday fuck the funeral for his mom, fuck the burial.

He needs to milk his audience for sympathy shekels and he needs to DO IT NOW!

KEEP STREAMING RALPH YOU FAT FUCK YOU NEED THE MONEY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THE LAWYERS?!??!?!?

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THINK RALPH THINK!
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He needs to IRL stream the funeral. Get those extra pity dono's.
 
The Salty Sandra ports for thee final time alogs.

Ralph finally has a real excuse to go beg a doctor to fill his tum tum up with xannies.


He needs to IRL stream the funeral. Get those extra pity dono's.
Not gonna lie, I'd fucking laugh for hours if the livestream kept bombing the funeral with non-stop text-to-speech donations shouting "NIGGER".
 
at least the poor woman will never see the demon be born

hopefully she can rest easy now gunt and the future gunt jr wont be able to bother her
 
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