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- 21 Lip 2015
Flash Skordon and his nemesis Greer the MercilessSkor-El, The Last Son of Krypton
also
Russarella featuring Skordan Skordan
(you saw it coming)
Russ Plightwalker and his father (!) Skorth Vader
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Flash Skordon and his nemesis Greer the MercilessSkor-El, The Last Son of Krypton
I'm sure he's spent a fair few billable hours here. You know, for research. Stay gold, SkordyboyIf Skordas lurks here, I bet he's getting a good laugh.
Husband says it's a Sportster engine.That's a pretty nice hard tail that Skordas has. Can't tell if it's a Shovel Head or Iron Head, but it's definitely far more impressive than that beat-to-fuck Jap dirt bike that's probably owned by Russhole's dad or older brother and likely doesn't even run.
Or Russ would dump the clutch with the throttle wide open and the bike in gear, and end-o the bike over backwards on top of himself. Then he'd have to sit there crying and trapped until someone with some actual strength comes to life the bike off of him.
Looks like Hush Puppies/some kind of loafers.
G. Bruce Skordas (Australia)
G. Nigel Skordas (England)
Gregg William Wallace McSkordas (Scotland)
Yep, he's had that smiley pic for, what? Nearly two years now? It's old as fuck.
Probably something like Hush Puppies Oxfords. They're very comfy and made to last. I wore my last pair every day for 5-8 hours a day for work and lasted for six years. Been meaning to get a new pair.Looks like Hush Puppies/some kind of loafers.
I asked the same question - I was wondering if there was any trait beyond "conventionally hot chick" which the women Russ obsesses over have in common.So..... Something I'm still not clear about. Of all chicks that are in Instagram why Russ decided to obsess over this one of all people? She seems like a dime-a-dozen of Instagram 'Influencers'.
because it rhymes with saunaSo..... Something I'm still not clear about. Of all chicks that are in Instagram why Russ decided to obsess over this one of all people? She seems like a dime-a-dozen of Instagram 'Influencers'.
true, now if that's the case he will go for someone named Shauna nextbecause it rhymes with sauna
Though with the other women, he didn't even bother to come up with stupid rhymes, and just cranked out shitty music with no rhyme or beat.true, now if that's the case he will go for someone named Shauna next
It could be the lighting, but it looks like Russ is wearing a different suit in that pic. (The one he usually wears is grey, that one looks black). I also recall him wearing a double-breasted jacket in one of the brothel pictures, so I guess he does actually have a few different suits. (Though he probably bought all of them at Goodwill).
Husband says it's a Sportster engine.
I very much enjoyed voting for his basedness in the election even though I knew he wasnt going to win ag. Utah is way too Red/LDS to handle the Skord.
Anyway, I fully support Russ on his magical musical journey because:
1. It's funny
2. It's not going anywhere ever
3. If he keeps sinking his money into shitty songs, he cant afford the brothels and the girls don't have to deal with him
I want to thank you, for all the colors that flank you, you illiterate retard![]()
I like to believe Taylor is leaving laugh emojis on his statusesI would like to imagine that Taylor does know about him, but only because someone from her security team or legal team found this thread and showed it to her for them to laugh at together between talking about real threats to lighten the mood.
Unlikely? Extremely, but until I'm shown hard evidence to the contrary, I'm going to delude myself into believing it.
That's so retarded that I believe it.
Its funny that Russ looks older and more rundown than a man more than twice his age. All that seething over the years has aged him decadesI love the bit of video after the Ariana trial where Russ waits outside for Skordas as if they're going to shake hands and congratulate each other on a good job. This being the trial where Skordas mentioned Pipsqueak stalking Skordasette, of course.
Although you can only see Russ's hunchback in his too-big dad shirt, his body language is great. He visibly shrinks and looks an utter pratt as Chad Skordas breezes past him. His "wtf do I do now to look like I meant this to happen" thing going on as his head jerks around like a fucking chicken - you can sooo feel the awkward.
It's a lovely moment in the Pipsqueak Vs Based Skordas lore.
Russ probably flinches at the name "skordas" in real life. The ads skordas probably ran in Utah for attorney general is what actually ran russ out to Vegas. He should have received enough votes due to that fact alone.
The Yo Yovanna video is showing 12,000 views, despite it being at around 6,000 just a few days ago..(It still says 6,000 on the Youtube search, but when you click the video, it says 12,000 views). Makes me wonder if Russ is paying for views, since 6000 new views for a 3-week-old video over the course of just a few days seems unlikely.
Maybe, but Russell is known all over the interbutts. He's been discussed on ED forums, 4chan, 8chan, several subreddits, and Youtube. I imagine a lot of it is hategawking the new content.