🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

That's a pretty nice hard tail that Skordas has. Can't tell if it's a Shovel Head or Iron Head, but it's definitely far more impressive than that beat-to-fuck Jap dirt bike that's probably owned by Russhole's dad or older brother and likely doesn't even run.



Or Russ would dump the clutch with the throttle wide open and the bike in gear, and end-o the bike over backwards on top of himself. Then he'd have to sit there crying and trapped until someone with some actual strength comes to life the bike off of him.



Looks like Hush Puppies/some kind of loafers.

G. Bruce Skordas (Australia)
G. Nigel Skordas (England)
Gregg William Wallace McSkordas (Scotland)



Yep, he's had that smiley pic for, what? Nearly two years now? It's old as fuck.
Husband says it's a Sportster engine.
 
So..... Something I'm still not clear about. Of all chicks that are in Instagram why Russ decided to obsess over this one of all people? She seems like a dime-a-dozen of Instagram 'Influencers'.
I asked the same question - I was wondering if there was any trait beyond "conventionally hot chick" which the women Russ obsesses over have in common.

It could be if they're listed as "single" at the time, since Russ deludedly believes this means he has a chance with them. (Yovanna is currently listed as single; Taylor may have been a few years ago, then Russ started throwing a bitchfit when she started dating someone else).

Also, I agree, she isn't nearly as famous as his other targets; she doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, and is pretty much only significant for having dated Justin Bieber several years ago.
 
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true, now if that's the case he will go for someone named Shauna next
Though with the other women, he didn't even bother to come up with stupid rhymes, and just cranked out shitty music with no rhyme or beat.

So even coming up with rhyming "Yovanna" with "sauna" was more effort than he put into any of the shit he's produced before.
 
I very much enjoyed voting for his basedness in the election even though I knew he wasnt going to win ag. Utah is way too Red/LDS to handle the Skord.

Anyway, I fully support Russ on his magical musical journey because:
1. It's funny
2. It's not going anywhere ever
3. If he keeps sinking his money into shitty songs, he cant afford the brothels and the girls don't have to deal with him

I want to thank you, for all the colors that flank you, you illiterate retard 💖
 
I love the bit of video after the Ariana trial where Russ waits outside for Skordas as if they're going to shake hands and congratulate each other on a good job. This being the trial where Skordas mentioned Pipsqueak stalking Skordasette, of course.

Although you can only see Russ's hunchback in his too-big dad shirt, his body language is great. He visibly shrinks and looks an utter pratt as Chad Skordas breezes past him. His "wtf do I do now to look like I meant this to happen" thing going on as his head jerks around like a fucking chicken - you can sooo feel the awkward.

It's a lovely moment in the Pipsqueak Vs Based Skordas lore.
 
The Yo Yovanna video is showing 12,000 views, despite it being at around 6,000 just a few days ago..(It still says 6,000 on the Youtube search, but when you click the video, it says 12,000 views). Makes me wonder if Russ is paying for views, since 6000 new views for a 3-week-old video over the course of just a few days seems unlikely.
 
It could be the lighting, but it looks like Russ is wearing a different suit in that pic. (The one he usually wears is grey, that one looks black). I also recall him wearing a double-breasted jacket in one of the brothel pictures, so I guess he does actually have a few different suits. (Though he probably bought all of them at Goodwill).

It was probably his teenage suit. He likely got two new suits for his mission, which is what normally happens for young Elders going on a mission. And his parents were/are fairly well off, so I doubt they go shopping at Goodwill. They likely just got him a pair of entry level suits from Men's Warehouse or Mr. Mac. They don't need to be Armani or Hugo Boss, they just needed to hold up through his mission.

Husband says it's a Sportster engine.

Yeah, I hadn't thought of that, but looks like he's right. I'm used to seeing either modern Big Twin motors or old Pan/Shovel/Knuckle Head motors in choppers.

I very much enjoyed voting for his basedness in the election even though I knew he wasnt going to win ag. Utah is way too Red/LDS to handle the Skord.

Anyway, I fully support Russ on his magical musical journey because:
1. It's funny
2. It's not going anywhere ever
3. If he keeps sinking his money into shitty songs, he cant afford the brothels and the girls don't have to deal with him

I want to thank you, for all the colors that flank you, you illiterate retard 💖

Yep, I voted for him too. He was the only Democrat I did vote for and it was purely because of who he is. I knew he wouldn't win, but I still wanted to do it. I would have been happy if he had won, though. Skordas seems like good people.
 
I would like to imagine that Taylor does know about him, but only because someone from her security team or legal team found this thread and showed it to her for them to laugh at together between talking about real threats to lighten the mood.

Unlikely? Extremely, but until I'm shown hard evidence to the contrary, I'm going to delude myself into believing it.

That's so retarded that I believe it.
I like to believe Taylor is leaving laugh emojis on his statuses
I love the bit of video after the Ariana trial where Russ waits outside for Skordas as if they're going to shake hands and congratulate each other on a good job. This being the trial where Skordas mentioned Pipsqueak stalking Skordasette, of course.

Although you can only see Russ's hunchback in his too-big dad shirt, his body language is great. He visibly shrinks and looks an utter pratt as Chad Skordas breezes past him. His "wtf do I do now to look like I meant this to happen" thing going on as his head jerks around like a fucking chicken - you can sooo feel the awkward.

It's a lovely moment in the Pipsqueak Vs Based Skordas lore.
Its funny that Russ looks older and more rundown than a man more than twice his age. All that seething over the years has aged him decades
 
Watched a Nick Greer stream chapter 7& 8 and seeing the news report and footage after the TS verdict,He looks like he is about to crawl off and die or scream and cry (If he can). Anyone but Greer goes to court looking professional.
His book should be listed as fiction .
 
Russ probably flinches at the name "skordas" in real life. The ads skordas probably ran in Utah for attorney general is what actually ran russ out to Vegas. He should have received enough votes due to that fact alone.

"SKORDAS could be here" he thought, "I've never sued anyone in this state before. There could be SKORDAS anywhere." The dry Mojave air irritated his gaping mouth. "I HATE SKORDAS" he thought. 'Yo, Yovanna!' reverberated his entire motorcycle, making it pulsate even as the $9 soy milk circulated through his underdeveloped veins and washed away his (merited) fear of competent legal counsel after dark. "Wih a paralehal dehree yuh can shue ahy-wuh yuh wah" he said to himself, out loud.
 
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The Yo Yovanna video is showing 12,000 views, despite it being at around 6,000 just a few days ago..(It still says 6,000 on the Youtube search, but when you click the video, it says 12,000 views). Makes me wonder if Russ is paying for views, since 6000 new views for a 3-week-old video over the course of just a few days seems unlikely.

Maybe, but Russell is known all over the interbutts. He's been discussed on ED forums, 4chan, 8chan, several subreddits, and Youtube. I imagine a lot of it is hategawking the new content.
 
Maybe, but Russell is known all over the interbutts. He's been discussed on ED forums, 4chan, 8chan, several subreddits, and Youtube. I imagine a lot of it is hategawking the new content.
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