The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Final Troondown]

I had that exact problem trying to carmelize some onions in a tiny pan earlier today.

Big news guys, the solar panels are in. They didn't do the installation so hopefully an actual professional handled it.
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Spoiler: Pics

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More confirmation Kevin literally never leaves his room.
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I also felt the need to cap this exchange.
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do they have a plan for cleaning them tomorrow once the dust pouring off their desertifying land completely obscures them

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

do they have a plan for cleaning them tomorrow once the dust pouring off their desertifying land completely obscures them

They're hoping the Alpaca's lick them clean for sustenance.

 

[Coccxys]

With the feds currently trying to execute the guy unlucky enough to be near Floyd when he OD'd. It basically makes the tranch off limits for LEOs (if they're cleaver) because one dead troon (even 41%ed) due to an officer phoning them and any cop within 10 miles is going to club fed.

 

[artilleryfroth]

With the feds currently trying to execute the guy unlucky enough to be near Floyd when he OD'd. It basically makes the tranch off limits for LEOs (if they're cleaver) because one dead troon (even 41%ed) due to an officer phoning them and any cop within 10 miles is going to club fed.

You reckon there’s a govt plot to kill Chauvin?

 

[SIGSEGV]

You reckon there’s a govt plot to kill Chauvin?

Yeah they're going to have him killed with BBC

 

[artilleryfroth]

Yeah they're going to have him killed with BBC

Oh as if he won’t be in a special custody unit for cops. It’s not like that’s guaranteed safety. But hush, I want to hear what @Coccxys thinks is going to happen.

Edited to tag @Coccxys properly

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oh as if he won’t be in a special custody unit for cops. But hush, I want to hear what @coccyx thinks is going to happen.

I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and it is my expert professional opinion that this officer was constructed in such a way that he conforms to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that make him not only legally but also judiciously built for BBC

 

[artilleryfroth]

Yeah they're going to have him killed with BBC

Oh as if he won’t be in a special custody unit for cops. But hush, I want to hear what @coccyx thinks is going to happen.

 

[Gone Ham]

First person to get a shirt

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

How many gigs of CP do you think he has on his computer?

First person to get a shirt
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[AprilRains]

Yep, that's exactly what I thought he'd look like.

 

[AMHOLIO]

His eyes are so slant they look like two slashes. There's no white to them either. This man is :horrifying:

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

it is literally just the chinese bootleg downie version of

 

[Gone Ham]

How many gigs of CP do you think he has on his computer?

It’s more of how many terabytes

 

[Old Fart]

The tranch had a story posted on reddit and some tranny chaser claims to have seen evidence of the troons getting harassed. I can't wait for this evidence to come to light.
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https://old.reddit.com/user/SlowMolassas1(Archive)
https://old.reddit.com/r/Colorado/comments/n6yn67/in_custer_county_owners_of_a_transfriendly_ranch/ (Archive)

I think I found it. Seems like a picture of Earl trying to surround the ranch all on his own.

Note the gun in his right hand.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I knew a man
Now he’s a woman
Griftin’ and ranchin’
Dilating the amhole; it’s MAAM
Molestin alpacas aw yea.
I wanna live on a tranny ranch
Dialate on a tranny ranch
Be a douche from south California
And ruin life in south colorado
I wanna run on the tranny ranch
Be a bitch for the tranny ranch
I wanna be the most feminine girl
And then sperg about earl.

(Frank Blacks “los trangeles “)

 

[El Mundo Dios]

I'm tempted to get a shirt as sort of a KiwiFarms collectible, but I can't knowing the money would go to trannies and animal abusers.

@Null can you rip their design and do a merch run pls

 

[Null]

their design sucks

 

[mr.moon1488]

their design sucks

What about something with a Nazi Kiwi named Earl?

 

[Gone Ham]

I’d buy a KF Tranch shirt. Or at least an edited version of one