🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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Tess had a tantrum because Jolene was moving away to love with her boyfriend - a double betrayal in Ryann's mind - and Olly was getting an Elle cover. She hadn't had any work or media in over a year. She was desert level thirsty, and eager to overshadow Olly's accomplishment.

And that's how a big fat sow ends up on GMA to look concerned and claim she has anorexia because her friends all tell her she doesn't eat as much as them.

 

[Leopard Turtlechin]

Only Boomers watch morning TV like GMA. If her end game is to have people like my grandparents talk about her over morning oatmeal she succeeded. I don't think Prada will come calling for her to walk with that target demographic reach.

 

[knobslobbin]

Only Boomers watch morning TV like GMA. If her end game is to have people like my grandparents talk about her over morning oatmeal she succeeded. I don't think Prada will come calling for her to walk with that target demographic reach.

I know right, she should have announced her anorexia while eating donuts and cry-streaming fortnight, or whatever the chirrens are dabbing to these days. Is the harlem perl clutch still a thing? Am old

Back in my day we posted hate rants to r/fph like real men!

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

When she said that one of her eye opening moments was her friends telling how she eats so much less than them, was really the chef's kiss. People who believe her, are the same idiots who believe in body type quizzes and detox diarrhea teas. Majority of people will go either "LOL gorl is a lah!" Or "Thank god I'm not THAT fat!".

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

When she said that one of her eye opening moments was her friends telling how she eats so much less than them, was really the chef's kiss. People who believe her, are the same idiots who believe in body type quizzes and detox diarrhea teas. Majority of people will go either "LOL gorl is a lah!" Or "Thank god I'm not THAT fat!".

Tess really shot herself in the foot by saying that. People with anorexia never eat in front of other people and are never seen around food. It's a very isolating mental illness. Tess is always seen eating with other people and is always eating more then the people she is with.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Tess really shot herself in the foot by saying that. People with anorexia never eat in front of other people and are never seen around food. It's a very isolating mental illness. Tess is always seen eating with other people and is always eating more then the people she is with.

Absolutely. Anyone with eyes can see, she ain't restricting calories. It's a stupid lie and I really really really wish she would be burned for this. It's so insulting to people with actual AN.

Edit. Typing is hard.

 

[sperginity]

Anyone keeping up on the ex husband? Seems like he is a good source to find out what she really eats in a day. She has already made up a story about him being abusive, and he has no real chance at seeing his kids, so what is there to lose by telling the truth?

 

[Missanthrope101]

I think that Tess, much like all the fat "body positive" goblins, is actually internally ashamed about being so fat and (rightfully) feels disgust and shame when she eats enough food to feed a football team. She just decided to incorrectly label her proper feelings of shame as "anorexia" for sympathy and relevance.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Anyone keeping up on the ex husband? Seems like he is a good source to find out what she really eats in a day. She has already made up a story about him being abusive, and he has no real chance at seeing his kids, so what is there to lose by telling the truth?

He's active on Reddit, but so far he has completely ignored whatever Tess says or does. Imagine the narc injury that might cause to her. That's probably why (at least in part) she shittalks him so much; to get a reaction from him.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

He's active on Reddit, but so far he has completely ignored whatever Tess says or does. Imagine the narc injury that might cause to her. That's probably why (at least in part) she shittalks him so much; to get a reaction from him.

Tbh, while Nick is a sad, obnoxious loser, I find it a little impressive that he never brings her up or talks shit about her on social media, directly or indirectly. It's the absolute coldest, meanest thing he can do to someone like her, especially coupled with the compliments he lavishes on random Reddit fatties and qweerz. I love it.

 

[Reynlodo]

Tess is anorexic and this is triggering to her. I am triggered too and my anorexia nervosa is too

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Tess is anorexic and this is triggering to her. I am triggered too and my anorexia nervosa is too

Skelly pics or BTFO

 

[Constellationzero]

love with her boyfriend

Nice Freudian slip (no sarcasm).

Jolene found love. As opposed to living with her boyfriend. Which is what Ryann did with Nick. Without the love.

Chef's Kiss.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I'm kinda loving the anorexia saga. Its utterly ridiculous and makes her look like an even bigger fool than ever before. Its absolutely ridiculous and has launched a million hilarious comments and reactions.

Imagine tess as the poster girl for anorexia. Such a role model.

Tess is an inspiration in the world of anorexia but not for the reason she thinks.

If she thinks she will be inspirational in the role of an "anorexia survivor", she is sadly mistaken.

No matter what the disease may be ( anorexia or otherwise) if ending up with a body like Tess is considered a successful recovery, then please let me die. Morbidly obese is no way to live.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Tess' Anorexia public stunt reminds me of the shit moves of another very dearly loved lolcow. Semi human disaster artist Chantal Marie. She used to viciously bully her far younger step sister.

One of Chantal's moves was to plop her gargantuan ass in the sofa, which sent her about five year old sister flying off the couch. Chantal used this move to then switch the television from her sister's child program to whatever dumb shit she was watching.

And now Tess kind of heaves her gigantic ass into the Anorexia sphere, sending the anorexics flying off left right center in a classic: "out of my way, you thin privileged skellies!! Now we switch to Supah Anorexic plus size model's Tess program"-Bully Move.

It's disgusting and glorious to observe at the same time.

 

[Putin Bot]

I would absolutely love to see Tess go to a proana site and peddle her anorexia bullshit there, because the bitches there would fucking tear into her like a pack of hyenas. Starvation makes these bitches super mean, and I remember how they'd talk about her when she became well known. She definitely was used as reverse thinspo (which is just pictures of fat women that inspire anorexics to starve themselves even more, lest they end up like them). And you'd know that Tess would order a cake (or two!) to cope with all those meanie gatekeeping anorexics.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

We're just as bad as everyone else: she published new episode yesterday and y'all ignore it, smh.

What can I say, as someone who doesn't watch these videos: she gained some views back - 1.7K for nanny and 1.1K for fat whore! And latest episode description asks listeners to send their questions etc., - therefore, I assume this was not, in fact, the last episode? Cuntmedia still ignores this show’s existence on its site, so what does it mean - 12 episodes for ‘season’? 15?

Comments include references to her ana-reveal, last year cakes, possible trooning of her son - and Farms. So, yeah, guess there isn't much diversity amongst her audience on different platforms, with the exception of the sweetest-to-coma-level-28%-bot-followers Instagram.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

It’s more publicity, but it’s perfect because it’s like mutually assured destruction. No one can question what she’s saying or they aren’t the perfect BOPO queens who believe that you can be anorexic at 600 lbs or HAES. If someone calls her out, they’re fatphobic. Since the only people that talk about her (other than us) is the body positive community, they’re fucked because they can’t call her out without her firing back saying that they’re being fatphobic for assuming that she can’t be anorexic.

Her fatty followers will keep following her. What’s the *fix* for anorexia? It’s to consume more calories. Enabling at its finest, to be 300lbs+ and it be suggested and even celebrated that you should eat MORE to help with healing

HAES and other fat activists aren't going to call Tess out when they've had decades of fat acceptance therapist Deb Burgard insisting on the reality of and providing "weight restoring" treatment (yes, really) to megadeathfat "anorexics." TBH, I'm really surprised that Deb's name didn't come up in any of the Tess coverage since she's been spearheading the movement to recognize the 400 lbs anorexics who are hidden among us for ages.

And, of course, as @Pollybock pointed out: what megadeathfat is going to turn down a therapeutically-sanctioned excuse to eat thousands of junk calories to "weight restore" themselves without recrimination?

*eats a whole-ass cake* "What!? I'm weight restoring, you asshole!" *glares*

 

[S.C.U.D.]

So, am I right to assume that 100% of her male fans are chubby chaser creepdawgs and 100% of her female fans are fat bitches looking for an excuse to stay fat?

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

So, am I right to assume that 100% of her male fans are chubby chaser creepdawgs and 100% of her female fans are fat bitches looking for an excuse to stay fat?

I'd bet some of her female fans are anorexics or women who deal with some other pattern of restrictive eating disorder who are into virtue signalling about how woke their recovery is while, deep down, secretly orbiting Tess to get their daily dose of meanspo.