🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[inquizadoor]

Random comment from an article about getting blocked by celebs. Tess is FAR from a celebrity but I chuckled anyway. Now this poor lady will never know where to buy industrial strength heels

 

[Honeycrispsky]

Disappointed to see theres no comment section for GMA's fluff piece- wonder if they did that on purpose or if thats the case for all their videos.
She fucked up even harder with this "interview" and i'm excited to see the fallout! Admitting she always "thought of herself as" overeating is not a good way to convince people she's a skelly, because she DID overeat and that overconsumption is loudly plastered to every inch of her body. I also can't believe she admitted it was an IG dietitian who 'diagnosed' her, oh my god the secondhand embarrassment and cringe.

She really is fulfilling her destiny as gas giant.

 

[garbage cake]

in Tess-adjacent news, prepare for more desperate, coattail-riding BFF4ever tweets at Olly:

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Hopefully Olly will come on the pod. I would love an hour of footage of them sitting side by side, tiny little Olly and Tess's anorexia-ravaged 400-pound body, for visibility and awareness.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

400-pound body

Oh please,

 

[Cock wombler]

Anorexic! april fool's was last month.
I'm convinced she's going the Trisha Paytas route of claiming every label under the sun applies to her for clout.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

Good luck with that. I can remember how some Kiwi here put together her ancestry. That was in the wake of her equally retarded "I am totally Choctaw, stop oppressing me by celebrating the genocide of my people by stuffing Your faces on Thanksgiving!!".

Turned out that Tess is white trash through and through. Just English and Scottish ancestry. Not even some Italian to be found here.

This is the dumbest fucking lie white people looking for POC points can tell. It's one of the most easily confirmed/debunk-able things on the fucking internet given that the complete Dawes Rolls are posted everywhere. Choctaws don't even have a blood quantum requirement, you can be .05% and be a fully enrolled member and many will accept you as long as you were brought up in/respect and observe the culture which this robo-bitch obviously wouldn't even if she was a member. Surprised she hasn't jumped on the pan-Indian bullshit train with dream catchers and teepees.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/video/size-model-tess-holliday-opens-struggle-anorexia-77527202
She said she's anorexic because her friends told her they eat more than her...
Has she finally lost her mind?! She claims to have been diagnosed by a psychiatrist by you know that's a lie, she only talked about her dietician.

This whole interview is hard to wrap your head around. You have Tess sitting across from a normal sized human being and Tess looks like a washed up dead whale. Tess's face is frozen and she has a pink bed sheet on. No one in their right mind will take this interview seriously.

 

[CobraPlissken]

The time Tess tried to lie about her ancestry:

One more receipt of Tess' not very woke behavior that seems to have been forgotten (at least I'm not finding it here). Back in 2015, Tess, as your average self-serving white American looking desperately for oppreshun points, claimed her family was Native American:

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In text form so it's searchable:

"I personally think the history of Thanksgiving is appalling, so today we choose to celebrate my Mom's birthday! I'm thankful for my family, friends, career, all of you & bread.

My family is Choctaw & I don't care how you spend MY day. I'm thankful everyday.

Unfollow me, I don't care. I'm not celebrating genocide."

Source. Sure enough, it includes photo of Tess celebrating genocide:

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@Ronnie Rocket debunks her claim to Native American ancestry, with an ironic twist:

She claimed to be Choctaw several years ago in a smug post about Thanksgiving. I did her genealogy back to at least 4th great-grandparents and didn't find a single person who was on the Choctaw tribal rolls... or any tribal rolls for that matter.

However, I DID find a lot of Confederate soldiers and slave owners. Because her ancestry is Southern through and through, for generations. But Native? Unless it was someone in the 6th or 7th generation back who was living stealth, claiming to be white and not having any tribal affiliations, she doesn't have a single Native ancestor.

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She lies about her size, her ancestry, her sexual orientation, now her eating disorder. What next?

 

[CDXLIV]

I spent too long trying to come up with a witty, sarcastic remark to this, but my brain is too exhausted from taking all this in.
So I’ll just say: Wow, very anorexic of you Tess.

 

[Flawmil]

Hey guise did a lil interview thing about my ED recovereeee This is absolutely not for clout and is super srs

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

in Tess-adjacent news, prepare for more desperate, coattail-riding BFF4ever tweets at Olly:
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Hopefully Olly will come on the pod. I would love an hour of footage of them sitting side by side, tiny little Olly and Tess's anorexia-ravaged 400-pound body, for visibility and awareness.

"the end of gender"
And who's gonna lead this revolution? An anorexic insufferable bitch with daddy and tits issues?

The time Tess tried to lie about her ancestry:



@Ronnie Rocket debunks her claim to Native American ancestry, with an ironic twist:



She lies about her size, her ancestry, her sexual orientation, now her eating disorder. What next?

Her marriage, her parenting, her friendships, her job, her childhood... We need a poll about what attention grab she's gonna pull next, too bad OP is no longer with us

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

An anorexic insufferable bitch with daddy and tits issues?

You mean Tess?

 

[maggots]

Hey guise did a lil interview thing about my ED recovereeee This is absolutely not for clout and is super srs

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as well as some comments. she’s going to be deep in this delusion with all of the comments not only applauding her but apparently she’s not alone in this.

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[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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as well as some comments. she’s going to be deep in this delusion with all of the comments not only applauding her but apparently she’s not alone in this.

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- eat next to nothing!
- 2000 calories a day
- I tried tracking my calories buuut umm ehh brrr vegs taste weird and no one diagnoses me!!1

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Good luck with that. I can remember how some Kiwi here put together her ancestry. That was in the wake of her equally retarded "I am totally Choctaw, stop oppressing me by celebrating the genocide of my people by stuffing Your faces on Thanksgiving!!".

Turned out that Tess is white trash through and through. Just English and Scottish ancestry. Not even some Italian to be found here.

Wasn't she trying to say she was Sicilian last year?

 

[Constellationzero]

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as well as some comments. she’s going to be deep in this delusion with all of the comments not only applauding her but apparently she’s not alone in this.

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See this shit here? I've explained this phenomenon to my wife and some of my co-workers when I've been asked what the "hugbox" means.

You see... decades ago, anyone--and I mean--ANYONE who pulled what Ryann just did would be dickslapped with extreme prejudice and told to shut the entire fuck up. Degenerate behavior like this was roundly curbstomped as Jesus intended. But these days?

You have social media. Some lying, lazy, duplicitous fuck up can just go on facebook or Twatter and make shit up or outright lie about something that did or did not happen, and heeeeere come the White Knights. People who KNOW NOTHING about the poster coming to back up their lies and deplatform anyone who asks a question or points out the lies.
It's why there is an endless supply of cancer fakers who get caught and go to jail. Later you watch the local news and see people being interviewed who said they tried to question it, but got bullied into silence.

Ryann is that bully. Ryann is deserving of--and needs--to be cancelled with extreme prejudice. There will be plenty of other cows to take her place, so we won't be out any entertainment. But making a costume and a bully cudgel out of a very serious and very deadly disease--often co-morbid with the baggage of sexual assault, rape, abandonment, and irrational fears is the one legitimate reason to cancel Ryann... and right now it seems to not be working. That or people are resting on the laurels of her acceleration to obscurity that's already been in progress for years.

But don't take my word for it. Try a cute social experiment to see what I mean: Search your facebook for your local newspaper or news station. Find a couple articles about SNAP, WIC, EBT, free lunches, and free summer lunches. There will be at least ONE sane person asking the REAL questions about da gibs.
And you will find about another 35 complete strangers with "HURRRR DURRRRR you don't know their storeeee!" Yeah...neither do you, sweaty. If you're extra bored, hop on over to the white knight's social media, I guaran-goddamn-tee you will find dozens of Amanda Grovers. This is why Ryann Hooves gets away with that shit. It's cut from the same cloth as trollshielding pedophiles and furries.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

You mean Tess?

I mean the delusional creature who has the word "ELLE" written behind her like it's haunting her lol.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I mean the delusional creature who has the word "ELLE" written behind her like it's haunting her lol.
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Muh joke fell flat, nvm

 

[CobraPlissken]

Wasn't she trying to say she was Sicilian last year?

Indeed she was

Oh gee... lucky dad

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[Cheesegirl78]

Indeed she was

Thank you for finding that, I tried looking for it, but have shitty search skills.