🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Głosy: 27 1,0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Głosy: 147 5,3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Głosy: 385 13,8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Głosy: 560 20,1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Głosy: 424 15,2%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Głosy: 333 12,0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Głosy: 206 7,4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Głosy: 703 25,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 785
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Not new, but I found it funny; Anorexic Tess, tired from talking about her ED:
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Here's the "It's the ____ for me" TikTok
 
Fuck this BRAAAAAPHOG.

EHHHHHH...Get a liiiife! She sounds like Glenn Milstead. For her next trick, she needs to eat a turd from the park toilet.

The notion that she doesn't give the slightest wet cake fart about shouting over, and demeaning true sufferers of anorexia has got to be peak Ryann.
 
The thing about Ryann is that every time she starts up another "just loving myself and healing for the first time in a long time" story arcs, it invalidates all the previous stuff she's said. She's been at the forefront of body positivity for years, talking about how she loves her body and is happy. But now, she is saying she was never actually happy and it was all a lie.

I know we all know it has always been a lie, but I wonder why her followers don't ever see it this way. I would be annoyed if I looked up to someone for their outlook on life and then they came out and said they never actually had that attitude, and actually felt the opposite. Like, what?
 
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Not new, but I found it funny; Anorexic Tess, tired from talking about her ED:
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I legit laughed out loud at “ok I’m bored with pretending to be anorexic, what are y’all folx doing for sulf-currrrr?

Doordashing breakfast.

OMG lidurally saaaaame.”

like what? At least *pretend* to eat like a skelly for a few hours after you claim to be a skeleton-american.
 
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How long would she last during a famine?
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She'd outlive everyone. She'd be the last woman standing. When all that's left of everybody else is mummified, vulture-picked carcasses on a dusty plain, she'll sashay among their coyote-gnawed bones--a skinny legend, at last!

And then the now-perennial Santa Ana wind that has laid waste to LA will kick up again, and she'll go sailing high into the dusty blue sky. Having been driven to madness by the total lack of cake and narcissistic supply, she of course won't think to secure all those sagging flaps of skin, and that will be the end of her--up, up, up she will go, and then SPLAT! Just like her career.
 
And while we're on the subject of this horseshit about "atypical anorexia," Ryann Hooves here has been blubbering for what--months now--about muh abuse! muh domestic abuse! muh boolying!

While she proceeds to gaslight and actively bully others who deign to hold this BRAPHOG to standard. They need to continue and do not let up on doing the Lord's work.
 
It’s 🌈 as all hell, but I would like to see Fabletics drop her because they can’t condone anorexia among their models. Just doesn’t set a positive image for the young girls.
 
I really am curious what her end game is, because anyone who wasnt a narcissist who was on the downslope of their career would be doing some careful image and reputation rehabilitation, getting back in to actual sizes that higher end plus size brands like eloqii carry, etc. Shes done literally the opposite. Gotten fatter, burned bridges, created controversy, and narrowed her career opportunities to nearly nothing. A purposeful, concerted attempt at career suicide. Its baffling.
 
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I really am curious what her end game is, because anyone who wasnt a narcissist who was on the downslope of their career would be doing some careful image and reputation rehabilitation, getting back in to actual sizes that higher end plus size brands like eloqii carry, etc. Shes done literally the opposite. Gotten fatter, burned bridges, created controversy, and narrowed her career opportunities to nearly nothing. A purposeful, concerted attempt at career suicide. Its baffling.
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She likely has either BPD or Sociopathy. Ryann has a long storied history of 404: empathy not found, and 404: socially acceptable behavior not found.
Not much more to say other than Ryann genuinely thinks all this makes her look like the good guy here.
 
I’m waiting for the ultimate saga: Tess declares she’s partly black and a true and honest Sistah, and that she’s been oppressed for it her whole life.

She already makes it so obvious she wants to play the race card to win all arguments but can’t. She’s sick of @ing her millions of much more famous black BFFS, only for them to ignore her obvious coattail riding. She wants an oppression all her own. One that (she thinks) allows her to be the Sassy Loud Black Woman and end all her twitter spats with, “GET OFF MY TWITTER, WHITE GIRL.” And, of course, claim that her massive weight gain has not impacted her career...no one’s hiring her cuz she’s black.
 
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I really am curious what her end game is, because anyone who wasnt a narcissist who was on the downslope of their career would be doing some careful image and reputation rehabilitation, getting back in to actual sizes that higher end plus size brands like eloqii carry, etc. Shes done literally the opposite. Gotten fatter, burned bridges, created controversy, and narrowed her career opportunities to nearly nothing. A purposeful, concerted attempt at career suicide. Its baffling.
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She's white trash, i.e., hyper-defensive and reactive, and likely has an actual Cluster B personality disorder as others have mentioned. She doesn't know how to do anything but indulge her base impulses and self-destruct while being completely shallow, dramatic, and manipulative. There's never going to be a mea culpa or moment of clarity from her. She is an empty person with no genuine thoughts or feelings.

She effectively has no career and keeps throwing out woke pandering shit and Munchie-like pseudo-diagnoses to seem relevant and interesting. Feeders are probably the only thing sustaining her ego and income for now. The biggest coup for her would be finding one with some money who's willing to marry her and make her fake bougie lifestyle a reality.
 

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She's brilliantly ignoring the ‘rapid weight loss’ part.
400-> 250 lbs in 6 months is atypical anorexia
500-> 600 lbs in 6 months is not.
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She also explicitly said in her original post that she had anorexia nervosa, not atypical. Either she knew so little about EDs she hadn't heard of atypical, or she thought it wasn't as glamourous sounding.
The 'atypical' swap may be an attempt to save face- it's less absolutely fucking ridiculous (but still extremely fucking ridiculous), on it's face.
 
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I’m waiting for the ultimate saga: Tess declares she’s partly black and a true and honest Sistah, and that she’s been oppressed for it her whole life.

She already makes it so obvious she wants to play the race card to win all arguments but can’t. She’s sick of @ing her millions of much more famous black BFFS, only for them to ignore her obvious coattail riding. She wants an oppression all her own. One that (she thinks) allows her to be the Sassy Loud Black Woman and end all her twitter spats with, “GET OFF MY TWITTER, WHITE GIRL.” And, of course, claim that her massive weight gain has not impacted her career...no one’s hiring her cuz she’s black.
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Good luck with that. I can remember how some Kiwi here put together her ancestry. That was in the wake of her equally retarded "I am totally Choctaw, stop oppressing me by celebrating the genocide of my people by stuffing Your faces on Thanksgiving!!".

Turned out that Tess is white trash through and through. Just English and Scottish ancestry. Not even some Italian to be found here.
 
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