PASTA MUKBANG 5/3/21

[Xenomorph]

lmao fucking Amberlynncado over here. Just fucking keep eating strap a fucking go pro on your massive fucking inbred dome get the fucking fetid fluid leaking laaayrgs out and eat ALL fucking day long.
She blessed us today with a candid shot of her and her son.

 

[McBoogerBall]

“I got the chicken Marsala”
What happened to being scared of ordering chicken?
edit: this bitch has the audacity to rate this normal food a 3/10 when she’s out here making cucumber boats and creaming herself over a microwave Jenny Craig meal

 

[Dona Morte]

"My content is less then mediocre."
Leave the house woman.
Go ANYWHERE.
This has BARELY gif potential.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I support the death of this fat, disgusting and mostly boring cunt. I thought all fat people were supposed to be fun.

 

[Red Mask]

“I got the chicken Marsala”
What happened to being scared of ordering chicken?
edit: this bitch has the audacity to rate this normal food a 3/10 when she’s out here making cucumber boats and creaming herself over a microwave Jenny Craig meal

And dancing over a burger! Anyone remember that?

 

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

Promosed 12 videos this month

Best scenario we enter pre recorded hell with lazy shit content and confusing timeline

My guess is that 12 will become 2 or 3 because of mentuls and the bitch lost most of her mobility again

** oh and yes I totally believe Beck is eating a lot and enabling because she's a fatass after all and likes food (mostly from the children's menu so no onion will ruin her day)

 

[gampboonerisms]

Why does she look so disinterested when unveiling the food. Like she can't smell it or she's just not into it as much as she usually is.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Why does she look so disinterested when unveiling the food. Like she can't smell it or she's just not into it as much as she usually is.

The fat is interfering her olfactory bulb and taste receptors. I'd imagine with her level of obesity, the fat cells are pushing around the nerves that connects to those sensory organs.

 

[Xenomorph]

Why does she look so disinterested when unveiling the food. Like she can't smell it or she's just not into it as much as she usually is.

rolling for covid lmao

 

[sparklemilhouse]

She whines that it would’ve been better with rice.

Amber, what Italian place has rice?!

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Amber, what Italian place has rice?!

Some nicer places do arancini and risotto but no place Amber would pay for. She's fine with Olive Garden and the like.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber, what Italian place has rice?!

I wonder if she knows what risotto is kek.
Her fucking rice, I'm telling you she is a sumo.

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

I wonder if she knows what risotto is kek.
Her fucking rice, I'm telling you she is a sumo.

Risotto is too moist for our dry gorl

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Whoever called it that there would be a new video from Amber today now that it's the beginning of a new month deserves all the cookies.

*coughs gently*
These videos were all filmed in the last X days. She's got her fuckin' hooves up, eating a Ben & Jerry, lookin' at a sodiums.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Some nicer places do arancini and risotto but no place Amber would pay for. She's fine with Olive Garden and the like.

She would eat the shit out of arancini. Fried anything is her jam. She'd turn her nose up like a heathen about risotto, though, because she has neither the understanding or the care about the process that creates a sublime risotto, deserving of its own time in the spotlight.

The place was called Puccini's, and CultureLynn says nothing about the masterful opera composer Giacomo Puccini?

 

[G O D]

I literally couldnt imagine how Becky even begins to fake like Big Gay Al smells decent enough to roll around with.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"we need to accept" - bogus narratives she's trying to sell, she always tries to rope in viewers with "we".

I don't doubt the collective "we" accepts the concept of mental illnesses & the fact that a number of them can cycle. When you're mired in the throes of a bad bout of... whatever, just coping with routine 'activities of daily living' can become very difficult, if not impossible.

What most WON'T accept is years of hiding behind the excuse of mental health issues with zero genuine attempt to deal with them.

And mental health issues or not, no decent level of education, few life experiences, no adult hobbies or interests result in zero meaningful content.

12 uploads of what this month? Desultory, (by her standards), picking at shitty food? More Horrid hauls where all we see is enormous swatches of fabric taking up all the camera space?

Nope - way to much genuinely excellent content out there for me to waste any more time on her. The excellent commentary available here will be far better than the source material.

 

[peach tea]

She looks like a smug toad who just ate it’s weight in maggots
Wyświetl załącznik 2140435All three chins out and proud

I’ve been trying to put my finger on what animal she resembles for a long time, and I think you’re right. A toad completely nails it. I was thinking turtle for awhile but she’s not bald headed enough yet... and there’s something about her mouth and those tiny teeth.

Honestly, toads are more attractive. At least they’re cute because they’re animals and they can’t help it that they’re weird. Amber could at least lose some weight to resemble a human body again.

 

[JerkyPirate]

as fat, gross and dumb as always

 

[Trapitalism]

I hate the Koreans for inventing mukbangs.