The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Elusive Earl]

That's his husband, Sky. He's always putting on that same stupid face.

Thanks, only time I noticed him before were the wedding pics

C-clamp good. Stay mad.

also holy fuck NONE of them actually pass, except maybe kevin if you squint

I prefer my VFGs in the middle of my handguards and choke up on it the same way I use my off hand on a pistol. To each their own when it comes to foregrip IMHO.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Whoah, the elusive Trailer Troons are considered part of the family? Bro-nnie and Pennywise must’ve been feeling benevolent today.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Noticed how uncomfortably small that 'rancher aesthetic correct' denim jacket bonnie's wearing looks, he's bursting it's arm seams. Then I noticed he's wearing a woman's, you can see from the side the buttons are on.
He won't wear a man's size that comfortably fits so squeezes himself into a (presumably XXXL) woman's and can't move in it...

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

The prettiest wasteland you'll ever see. (archive)
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Spoiler: Full pic

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I’m naming this landscape annihilation “post alpaca-lyptic”.

 

[Vapewizard]

Paul's still wearing his drop leg holster. What an absolute child.

I can't unsee that thigh as a ham in a net.

 

[UVB-76]

i have no clue why he isn't c-clamping it or adding a VFG

People often tend to default to magwell grip when muscle fatigue sets in or when the handguard is hot after burning mag after mag with the rental full auto.
It's like boxing, you need to keep telling beginners to keep their hands up because its a strain their muscles aren't used to and they unconsciously bring their arms down. Since there's no evidence they're shooting high volume or have FA weapons, that tells you how much effort they put into their "training".

 

[Gone Ham]

Could it be possible Boner is open carrying in the restaurant?

 

[glass_houses]

Could it be possible Boner is open carrying in the restaurant?

The troons boast often about carrying guns into buildings and shops. I think it's pretty much a given that he is.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

The troons boast often about carrying guns into buildings and shops. I think it's pretty much a given that he is.

Sounds like bait...

 

[AnOminous]

The troons boast often about carrying guns into buildings and shops. I think it's pretty much a given that he is.

It's probably legal. Colorado is an open carry state. It's also a shall-issue state, so if he feels like it, he can probably just apply for a permit and get one, and be able to carry both openly and concealed, other than forbidden weapons, in Denver or anywhere else it's prohibited, and other places it's forbidden, or where a business owner has a sign at the entrance saying so.

Unless he's a convicted felon or under a protective order or there's some other legitimate reason, he can probably legally do that.

 

[break these cuffs]

The reason why they do anything they do with guns are twofold: they're larping and everything they know about firearms is from a troon who got out of the Army more than 15 years ago.

 

[AnOminous]

The reason why they do anything they do with guns are twofold: they're larping and everything they know about firearms is from a troon who got out of the Army more than 15 years ago.

And they have the standard troon obsession with various penis substitutes and shooting off loads with them.

 

[Coccxys]

How long before the militia larp becomes active warfare with the surroundings? I have high hopes for their 4th July parade crashing. If they do start sheltering fellons on probation then they're definately getting raided, especially if they're dumb enough to post a video of one of their fellons shooting down the range.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.

Why is his head a parallelogram?

 

[break these cuffs]

How long before the militia larp becomes active warfare with the surroundings? I have high hopes for their 4th July parade crashing. If they do start sheltering fellons on probation then they're definately getting raided, especially if they're dumb enough to post a video of one of their fellons shooting down the range.

Paul will talk a big game about how they're an independent safe haven to protect troons and state of Colorado is scared of them or whatever like a comic book character; in reality they live in a rural area where I'm sure people gossip, if it's anything like where I live, but don't interject negatively into their neighbor's business without extreme cause. All we know for sure is that they're bad neighbors, irresponsibly shoot guns, trash their property, and neglect their animals to a non-criminal degree. That's pretty common white trash activity. We have absolutely zero evidence that they're even disliked by their neighbors or the community at large. I would be shocked to find out that don't have a poor reputation in the wider community, but all we have is their word and they lie like they breathe.

They haven't even complained about things you'd actually find people in a rural place doing if they were really hated and were a local punching bag. Kids ripping up and down the driveway at all hours of the night, people tossing beer cans and trash on to their property as they drive by, someone cutting fences, etc. The fence thing would be extreme, but there are plenty of petty actions locals could take to fuck with them. It's sheer laziness that the Tranchers haven't even bothered to stage some Natty Light cans and empty nips by the road for a picture or two. What we have are reports of criminal tire inflation and hardcore militia members pissing themselves when confronted. There is also the 100K+ grift money.

The Tranch got off the ground unlike Troonblynka, but I'm not all that optimistic that it will turn into anything. They have a good scam going and a new property to neglect. They certainly won't change anything unless the money starts to dry up.

 

[Ghostse]

Also lol @ literally everyone in this tightly knit polycule being on their phone to avoid interaction. Even after years, they just can't overcome their trooncel instincts telling them that being together irl is unnatural and that they should only be hanging out on Discord while hiding behind picrew avatars.

Case in point: Discord.
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That is because there is zero hope of grifting more GoFundMe dollars out of anyone sitting at that table.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.
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This single image basically sums up why his mom thought he was retarded.

 

[Gone Ham]

Will it be better or worse than Greers website?

 

[Prolego]

They had a “family” dinner.
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Penny really is cramming them in tightly, isn't he. I wonder how many of them pay rent for the cupboards or shelves they sleep on. Starting from Bonnie and moving round the table we have:

1. Paul
2. Sky, Paul's husband
3. Person in mask looking at phone. Wedge?
4. I'm not sure here, but there may be someone completely hidden by 3, with the phone on the table
5. deathpigeon
6. Jarrod / Josie Bean - RV dweller
7. John Hand aka Desert Daisy - I thought he'd left - lives in his own RV
8. Blonde haired man hiding behind Kevin - Possibly furry documentary maker Ash Coyote
9. Kevin
10. Michael

and presumably 11. Phil

If five are 'working' farmers, that leaves six lodgers paying $1,000 a month rent each. I guess that Phil studied for some time at the L. Ron Hubbard school of economics. How else do they pay for all that alpaca feed. The earthship could turn out quite profitable if they can cram in enough bunks.

edit - deathpigeon identified thanks @Swerf'n'Terf
edit 2 - 8 ided as Ash Coyote. Thanks to whoever spotted it.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

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A true mark of any communist society is engaging in capitalism with outside entities.