The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[voidBits]

Filthy fuckers

FFS, these troons are incapable of normal life
They bought this range what, a week ago?
And it's already well on it's way to being a grease smeared health hazard

Still, I guess it means it'll fit in pretty well with the residents

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The tran ranch grease fire watch starts now.

 

[Gone Ham]

The tran ranch grease fire watch starts now.

On kevs forehead or the grill?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

On kevs forehead or the grill?

Porque no los dos?
Kev accidentally gets too close to the stove, the radiating heat sets his forehead on fire, and then the fire spreads to the greasy stovetop.

 

[Gone Ham]

It’s confirmed. They think the alpacas are all trans. (Can someone archive the video for me I’m on mobile)

 

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[Gone Ham]

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Love the speech impediment plus out of breath videographer

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Sounds like a creep, like I can imagine him talking to real woman the same way.

*violently out of breath from walking *
“How are you ladies doing “ (in such stereotypical gay lisp even producers from Will and Grace would tell him to take it down a notch)
*pants & gasps for air*
”why y’all running off?”

 

[voidBits]

Love the speech impediment plus out of breath videographer

Sounds like ASD intonation
I wonder if that's Jarod? Do we know if he's on the spectrum at all?

Edit: That barren wasteland...
Is this normal for April in CO?

 

[Old Fart]

My worry would be if they're on the run for a coyote.

 

[SIGSEGV]

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FFS, these troons are incapable of normal life
They bought this range what, a week ago?
And it's already well on it's way to being a grease smeared health hazard

Still, I guess it means it'll fit in pretty well with the residents

Jesus Christ. Making a bit of a mess while cooking isn't a big deal, but you're supposed to clean it up afterwards once all of the surfaces have cooled down. That kitchen must be swarming with bugs.

 

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Two revolting things on the farm
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I can smell how much onion is in this poison trough.

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Transcript:

[Background ambience: sound of a muffled and distance nuclear explosion is heard throughout the video.]

[Painfully long stretch of silence.]

"I dunno where they're goin'." [The speaker rasps as the stench of death and decay which rides the air of the tranch burns into their lungs.] "But I noticed them aaa-aaall headin' up the dwive way..." [Rasping continues.] "Like...all of them..."

[Longer stretch of silence as the speaker pants from the strenuous task of walking five feet. An alpaca waddles closer to the camera.]

"Hiii Snow." [More silence.] "How you ladiez doin'?" [Panting continues.] "Oh hai..." [The sight of alpacas trotting audibly excites the speaker as their panting intensifies.] "Look at you, runnin' off...!" [The excited panting continues, each gasp of air now ending in a wheeze. The speaker slurs their speech slightly.] "This ish sho cute."

[A second nuclear detonation is heard.]

"Still so many more out dere..."

[The camera's color temperature suddenly changes, most likely the flash from the nuclear detonation. The video presumably ends from the ensuring explosive shockwave.]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Totally TRUE and HONEST, dainty women!

 

[Prolego]

I really don't know what to say. Remember that this is the only permanent resident who still has a penis



https://twitter.com/Sky_Is_A_Void/status/1386032780170211330 (X)

The chap who replied seems ot be another basement dweller. I scrolled through quite a few pages of his tweets before giving up as a) it's all the same dreary fuck capitalism, give all your money to me retweets and b) I'd only managed to get a couple of hours back.

 

[break these cuffs]

I really don't know what to say. Remember that this is the only permanent resident who still has a penis

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https://twitter.com/Sky_Is_A_Void/status/1386032780170211330 (X)

The chap who replied seems ot be another basement dweller. I scrolled through quite a few pages of his tweets before giving up as a) it's all the same dreary fuck capitalism, give all your money to me retweets and b) I'd only managed to get a couple of hours back.

I just hope everyone in the group is over 18 or everyone is under 18 and their parents won't drive them to it.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Did she not deseed that bell pepper?

 

[break these cuffs]

Did she not deseed that bell pepper?

I think it's chopped jalapeno.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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It's so totally barren. If you couldn't see mountains in the distance you'd think they're in Arizona.

 

[voidBits]

I really don't know what to say. Remember that this is the only permanent resident who still has a penis

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https://twitter.com/Sky_Is_A_Void/status/1386032780170211330 (X)

The chap who replied seems ot be another basement dweller. I scrolled through quite a few pages of his tweets before giving up as a) it's all the same dreary fuck capitalism, give all your money to me retweets and b) I'd only managed to get a couple of hours back.

I was sure this person was trolling them but looking at their twitter, as you say, it's some dull as shit sjw...

I predict that this group will become a transformative force

I wonder how Earl and the boys will react when they find out the Tranch Davidians are trying to turn their kids towards the degenerate troon lifestyle?

 

[White Devil]

Those fucking degenerates need to stay away from kids.