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[DoTheDrew]

Don't ever think I've seen a Buzzfeed article trying to "tone it down".
This one's from 2018, so they might have backtracked since then. Whatever.
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“Front Hole” Is Not A New Word For “Vagina,” Despite What The Internet Says

A safe-sex guide specifically created for queer, trans, intersex, and asexual people was picked up by conservative sites and all hell broke loose.

www.buzzfeednews.com

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we all got MATI at them calling a woman's vag a "front hole," then turning around and calling stinkditches "vaginas." Jeebus, talk about burying the lede. It comes from this document: Trans_Safer_Sex_Guide_FINAL.pdf. No, they did not even bother to sanitize the file name. What fucking clowns.

Spoiler: Abandon all holes, ye who enter

FRONT HOLE: We use this word to talk about internal genitals, sometimes referred to as a vagina. A front hole may self-lubricate, depending on age and hormones."

VAGINA: We use this word to talk about the genitals of trans women who have had bottom surgery.

Whoever wrote this doesn't know women have a pisshole upfront.

Being a lesbo is too mainstream. Fetch me my binder.
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Honey, what is <gesticluates wildly> _that_? To really nail that late 90's Cali-skate-surf-punk-look, you should definitely get some dreadlocks and a lot more colorful shirts - that off-red is not doing you any favors.

If they feel so great then why does she look so miserable? Now she is young, only binding her breasts but 30 years from now she will be a broken woman. Years and years of t will mutilate her, early menopause, higher blood pressure and a fucked heart are waiting her. And that's the best, if she gets a corndog dick then she will be truly fucked up.

It's just chasing the dragon. I think this is comparable with straight-up heroin addiction. Also, five years of T will likely atrophy her entire reproductive system, which is (apparently) just as painful as it sounds.

I don't think men have the same issues - like dogs, just cut off the balls.

There's going to be a wave of miserable T-addled Aidens upon us soon, and I don't know how we will catch them, in the offline real-life society-wide way.

"My dad asking weirdass questions that are impossible to answer." More like asking simple questions that challenge recursive trans logic.

Blackpilled may imply any of them would change, but how many will keep pushing forward with the fantasy even after admitting its nature?


They get their concept of manhood from Reddit memes. I bet being "allowed" to say boysssssssss really soothes her dysphoria. That outfit is bro-y, but in a in a comically stereotypical way. It's the secret to being a drunk male college freshman of a certain type from the 2000s, she needs to upgrade that stone necklace to a crab claw necklace and maybe get a tribal tattoo. Maybe have a cross necklace too. Gotta have some khaki cargo pants too. None of this would barely be worth laughing or MATI-ing at if it weren't part of a larger pipeline that will give her heart attack drugs so she can be the guy so many guys regret being and support mtF troons waving their cocks around in women's shelters.

Yup, I used to be that guy. Get a few Slipknow CD's, tons of bracelets, too, and she'll be partying like it's 1999.

Edit: spelling

 

[Surfin Terf]

This reminds me of that "/fa/ bum", Cheng Guorong. A long time ago, he made news because he is a homeless Chinese man whose outfits looked surprisingly fashionable.

Sometimes he would wear women's clothing. When the interviewers asked why, he said it was to have some sort of female presence in his life.

Tl;dr a lot of troonacy is basically that, except sexually warped by coomer conditioning. If you can't have a woman, be it a mother or a wife, you become one.

Oh, and let's not forget that "Sharp Brother" was crazy. Not in a "you're loco [TL note: loco means crazy" way. Not in an undiagnosed BPD way. In a ranting on the street corner and eating out of the trash way. Of course, believing that your body is the wrong sex is a common symptom of schizophrenia, or at least it was. Nowadays it's just a totally unrelated case of gender dysphoria.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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That's a lot of miles of bullshit to reaffirm the exact gender roles they claim are oppressive to women.

So... just as meaningless as if someone made up complete gibberish and demanded their identity be validated, yet when asked what a “gonkalonk” is, be utterly unable to give a concrete definition. “Anyone can be a gonkalonk if they wish, you just need to identify as one!” Exact same shit except they’re using a real concept. Some of these so called “women” keep their beards and have zero feminine traits whatsoever yet still expect people to play along.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Don't ever think I've seen a Buzzfeed article trying to "tone it down".
This one's from 2018, so they might have backtracked since then. Whatever.
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“Front Hole” Is Not A New Word For “Vagina,” Despite What The Internet Says

A safe-sex guide specifically created for queer, trans, intersex, and asexual people was picked up by conservative sites and all hell broke loose.

www.buzzfeednews.com

We call it a front bum round these parts, as a joke, and speaking of jokes I find it funny the group who spend all day coming up with an infinite amount of genders and pronouns want to police what you can call a vagina.

 

[ash9990]

you should probably stop reading Jezebel or The Cut or where ever you got this nonsense from.

Your pfp wtfffff is that

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Oh my god! If Tiffani had a slightly masculinised name appropriate for a woman born in the 70s (eg ‘Nic’ or ‘Sam’) he might fleetingly pass as an extremely butch woman who gives zero shits about her appearance and instead spends her time building sheds and drinking beer from cans.
Sadly, the porny-stripper name gives him away as a man who only decided he was a woman about 30 mins before downloading the app.

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Holy shit it’s Mac’s mom.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

This came up on ‘lesbian fashion advice’ and I could tell purely by the terrible outfit that the poster was a man.

Spoiler: Face to match the outfit

TFW you look more manly in your ‘after’ than in your ‘before’ and even lilac polyester satin can’t help you:




Dude, you know full well your face doesn’t ‘pass’, otherwise you wouldn’t have covered half of it with your hair before asking...




This one’s filter use is proper uncanny valley stuff...




Look how fuzzy his face is compared to his hand! I don’t know which app this filter is from but it seems to consistently create a head too small for the body?




Dirty fingernails. Very ‘cute’.

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Safe to say I have doubts about this being a long standing history of gender Dysphoria.

Whatever it is that happens when a castrated male stops taking wrong sex hormones...

... I guarantee it isn’t cessation of menstruation.

Breaking news! A new entry on the ever growing list of transphobic verboten phrases -‘some women have penises too’



Excellent. Let’s stop doing all of these immediately! Wouldn’t want to be branded transphobic for (checks notes) being supportive of transgender people’s choices and using language inclusive of transgender people!

 

[YumeNoHero]

i don't even want this video on my computer for fear it will contaminate my other files with its unholy data, but i have to share it

Spoiler: necrotic tranny crotch infested with writhing maggots

Spoiler: seriously

360.mp4

How did that even get to the point where fucking fly larvae are festering in that axe wound?

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>Coombes
You can't make this shit up. This is not a parody, this is not a joke, this is the shit that practically writes itself.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This came up on ‘lesbian fashion advice’ and I could tell purely by the terrible outfit that the poster was a man.
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Spoiler: Face to match the outfit

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TFW you look more manly in your ‘after’ than in your ‘before’ and even lilac polyester satin can’t help you:

It's weird how many troons look like Mr Repzion in a bad wig.

This one’s filter use is proper uncanny valley stuff...
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This is about as convincing as when people use Faceapp to plaster a celebrity's face over their own.

Breaking news! A new entry on the ever growing list of transphobic verboten phrases -‘some women have penises too’
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Excellent. Let’s stop doing all of these immediately! Wouldn’t want to be branded transphobic for (checks notes) being supportive of transgender people’s choices and using language inclusive of transgender people!

I'm delighted to see we're now getting to the circular firing squad stage, where whether your position is woke or cancel-worthy hinges entirely on the particular nutty troon you're dealing with.

Godspeed to all the proud cis allies navigating that minefield; enjoy the future you chose, dipshits.

 

[lamp shade]

If you showed me these and told me Penny from the Tranch has a son I would believe you.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

If you showed me these and told me Penny from the Tranch has a son I would believe you.

Penny does have a son about that age. But, if I remember correctly, he actually looks normal. Penny has a trooned out daughter, though.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

https://www.theguardian.com/games/2021/apr/24/in-the-game-i-knew-myself-as-hannah-the-trans-gamers-finding-freedom-on-roblox

 

[Life is Hell...]

She must've saw the posts about her here....

 

[Old Fart]

Dunkirk 2.0?

Voyage of the Damned.

 

[Syntaxion]

This came up on ‘lesbian fashion advice’ and I could tell purely by the terrible outfit that the poster was a man.
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Spoiler: Face to match the outfit

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TFW you look more manly in your ‘after’ than in your ‘before’ and even lilac polyester satin can’t help you:

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Dude, you know full well your face doesn’t ‘pass’, otherwise you wouldn’t have covered half of it with your hair before asking...

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This one’s filter use is proper uncanny valley stuff...
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Look how fuzzy his face is compared to his hand! I don’t know which app this filter is from but it seems to consistently create a head too small for the body?

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Dirty fingernails. Very ‘cute’.

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Safe to say I have doubts about this being a long standing history of gender Dysphoria.

Whatever it is that happens when a castrated male stops taking wrong sex hormones...
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... I guarantee it isn’t cessation of menstruation.

Breaking news! A new entry on the ever growing list of transphobic verboten phrases -‘some women have penises too’
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Excellent. Let’s stop doing all of these immediately! Wouldn’t want to be branded transphobic for (checks notes) being supportive of transgender people’s choices and using language inclusive of transgender people!

Would it be bad though, if you stopped injecting estrogen as a postop troon? I'm pretty sure there have been eunuchs in history getting into their 80s before dying, even the ones who were castrated at a young age. I think it would be healthier to stop injecting estrogen, than to continue injecting estrogen throughout your life, leading to kidney damage, liver damage, etc etc etc


Just looking through wikipedia, this one:

Sun Yaoting - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

was apparantly 94 when he died, and I doubt he was able to continuously inject any hormones back in the early 1900s

I mean, the entire reply; "is it insta death or do I have a few months left?", you can literally find 100s of examples of eunuchs who lived with no sex hormones

 

[DumbDude42]

Would it be bad though, if you stopped injecting estrogen as a postop troon? I'm pretty sure there have been eunuchs in history getting into their 80s before dying, even the ones who were castrated at a young age. I think it would be healthier to stop injecting estrogen, than to continue injecting estrogen throughout your life, leading to kidney damage, liver damage, etc etc etc

yeah stopping the hormones wont hurt them, it'll just stop the feminisation

 

[fapwa]

I think AGPs frequently incorporate a controlling female into their transformation fantasies, meaning they’re thinking “TFW no big titty aggressive goth mommy girlfriend to force me to transform and to show me how/give me assignments so that when I watch videos I can sexualize the experience as something mistress is making me do.”

So, watching some YouTube videos like actual girls do is no good. They want a female to transform them.

It's the "I was made to" cope that's common in people who are ashamed of wanting sex. By creating a "forced" narrative, they absolve themselves of guilt and shame. It's a typical reason why women fantasize about being raped - with this narrative being present in all women's erotica in Japan, and almost none of it in Sweden, for example.

The "sissified by a domineering girlboss t-totally against my will, it's not like I wanted it or anything" is how a troon (usually a sexist man) copes with wanting to be in a position he sees as improper and emasculating. That's also one of the reasons for trooning out - it's bad for a man to be submissive - the troon thinks - but if I become a girl it's fine. Just another example of how troons are even manlier than cis men.

 

[Uncle Warren]

The youtube algorithm has blessed me with the discovery of a seemingly lunatic tranny whose been vomiting VHS rips and his own sperging since 2013. I'm currently working on digging a bit more, but he didn't really warrant a thread on his own....yet.

SpaceHunter_M, with a youtube channel that's chock full of scooby doo headcanon centered around Velma and Kaiju movies. His channel's not entirely dead or small, currently at 20k subs, while his twitter is full of just schizoposting. Tumblr's even stranger, with an archive scrolling for hours and full of some really weird shit. Seems he has an obsession with VHS as well, recording Stephen Universe episodes on the format, as well as running a couple other blogs laced with his autism. One's a kaiju blog, and the other...well it's more scooby doo. Obviously there's a pattern here.

BUT while we're on the topic of weird ass niche fandoms full of wackjobs, I discovered a little entertaining gem.

I don't know how big the kaiju fandom is, but this is legitimately the first time I heard of it, and I would only assume it's not so niche enough to have people sperging about phobias on twitter. There's probably more, but for now this is a pretty interesting bit.

 

[Leather Apron]

So this week end is the international lesbian day of visibility (well it's on monday but the marches are this sunday), be ready for an lot of 5 o'clock shadows and very little actual lesbians. I'll report my findings.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't know how big the kaiju fandom is, but this is legitimately the first time I heard of it, and I would only assume it's not so niche enough to have people sperging about phobias on twitter. There's probably more, but for now this is a pretty interesting bit.

I know of a lot of kaiju fans, they're almost exclusively concerned with arguing over which kaiju is the best kaiju.

I don't know how you'd even work any "phobia" into a series primarily revolving around giant monsters beating the shit out of each other, but obviously troons being troons they've found a way.