The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[WolfeTone]

He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
Wyświetl załącznik 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
Wyświetl załącznik 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
Wyświetl załącznik 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
Wyświetl załącznik 2093868

Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
Wyświetl załącznik 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

Prison's getting real soft if people like this can walk out

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Added some stuff to the SA post, you can read the entire Helldump thread in screenshot format now, but it's probably not worth it.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Kiddie diddlers deserve EVERYTHING they get in prison. It saves us a buck if another prisoner kills them.

It’s a money saver for us and a way for other prisoners to seek Christ’s forgiveness for their sins

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So not only is there an offer for a pedophile on the ranch, but now we have one of the ranchers being exposed as a shit eater. The ride never ends at the Tranch! Also, we're gonna need a second feature for this one!

 

[Superman93]

18 Tranny pedophiles at Trans Ranch! 18 Tranny pedophiles trafficking kids so hard, Feds stuffed them in their cars!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

So not only is there an offer for a pedophile on the ranch, but now we have one of the ranchers being exposed as a shit eater. The ride never ends at the Tranch! Also, we're gonna need a second feature for this one!

I hope our field agent stays safe.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

In a perfect world, that caveat would be added as an addendum to the kiddy-diddler announcement on the front page.

In a perfect world that chomo would have been sent to the electric chair. Why do we keep people like him around? Enslaving and pimping out a child is exactly the sort of crime capital punishment was invented for.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Why do these people always think that "Reject masculinity, come to wahmen" will make it so they escape any sort of criminal convition and criticism???? It doesn't work most of the time for these faggots. Also YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMEN!!!

 

[NyQuilninja]

That is the face of someone who know's were the children are buried

 

[break these cuffs]

Why do these people always think that "Reject masculinity, come to wahmen" will make it so they escape any sort of criminal convition and criticism????

Because it does work within their community. At the very least it obfuscates their crime from their current identity. At best they are forgiven, or tolerated, because the LGBTWTFBBQ can't be seen as siding with fascist cops or their other assorted oppressors. Highlighting how one of them is a degenerate sex offender can cast unwanted attention on their own clique and possible expose whatever else they are up to. They'll whisper behind the scenes. Groups will warn each other to avoid the broken stair, but they won't expose the offender or explicitly expel them from the group until the offenses are so numerous that someone speaks out and the offender gets cancelled. Even then they won't go to the cops.

They do it because it works.

 

[Spunt]

It just struck me that Penny has to sleep between a man who eats shit on the reg and the AmHole. No wonder he'd rather be up all night looking for phantom Fascists.

There is no amount of money you could pay me to touch those bedsheets, especially as they never seem to get washed.

 

[White Devil]

It just struck me that Penny has to sleep between a man who eats shit on the reg and the AmHole. No wonder he'd rather be up all night looking for phantom Fascists.

There is no amount of money you could pay me to touch those bedsheets, especially as they never seem to get washed.

Tranch Wars : The Phantom Fascist

 

[Coily]

Phantom Fascists: Raiders of the Amhole is a great title for a Republic Pictures serial.

 

[Dona Morte]

Why do these people always think that "Reject masculinity, come to wahmen" will make it so they escape any sort of criminal convition and criticism???? It doesn't work most of the time for these faggots. Also YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMEN!!!

The embrace of the deviant is a surefire way to do such thing.
Look at James Charles.
If he was a straight man looking to fuck young girls he would be in jail by now.

 

[Gone Ham]

It just struck me that Penny has to sleep between a man who eats shit on the reg and the AmHole. No wonder he'd rather be up all night looking for phantom Fascists.

There is no amount of money you could pay me to touch those bedsheets, especially as they never seem to get washed.

do we even KNOW if they have a washing machine on the premises?

 

[Coily]

do we even KNOW if they have a washing machine on the premises?

A washing machine is one of the basic appliances you need.

 

[Gone Ham]

A washing machine is one of the basic appliances you need.

That's not my question. It's the tranch. They have been shown to lack common sense multiple times. There's a genuine possibility they do not have a washing machine on the premises

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They lost the privilege to human decency when they diddled children people.

Even then, going along with someone's delusions isn't human decency.

Why do we keep people like him around?

You can thank the ACLU for that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

do we even KNOW if they have a washing machine on the premises?

There likely is. It's probably sitting, unused and unplugged, because it takes valuable electricity away from their gaming rigs, and who has time to wash clothes when Earl's about?

Edited because I confused the tub with the washing machine. Either way, I doubt the Tranchers use either.

 

[Spunt]

That's not my question. It's the tranch. They have been shown to lack common sense multiple times. There's a genuine possibility they do not have a washing machine on the premises

There is every chance they pour everything into the hot tub once every couple of months, squirt in some detergent (maybe), stir the whole thing with a rifle butt, and declare the laundry "done" for that quarter.