The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Plunkie]

I still think it's hilarious that every media stream uses the same goofy-ass photo of Floyd

And then they expect you to take it completely seriously

 

[TLEN]

It's the only photo of him where it's not too obvious that he's drugged out of his mind.

 

[Blake Chortles]

Yea ive never seen a more flattering photo.

 

[briantheblessed]

i dont think its possible for floyd not to look goofy

he was a caricature straight out of an a wyatt mann cartoon

 

[7he47r0n]

It's the only photo of him where it's not too obvious that he's drugged out of his mind.

I hate to break it to you, my tanned friend, but he does look to be under the influence of narcotics, only in this particular case something which made him feel nice, comfy, and stupefied.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

I call that "finishing the job".

 

[Übertroon]

it'd be like that except significantly more beta and gay

redditors are too low energy to be roland freisler

instead of screaming and yelling at defendants the judge would just shake their head passive aggressively

It would be like the courts in East Germany.
Basically you would have the ugliest judge in the world put you through a kangaroo court, pretending to to non biased as they ignore facts, constantly distort statements, change the meaning of laws on a whim, and in the end accuse you of being a evil nazi

I have no idea how Hilde Benjamin survived the war years

 

[j666]

the independent's stream is up, with chat (no moderation so far; mostly frens)

unfortunately all the comfy /pol/ streams got shoah'd yesterday. one moved to trovo (https://trovo.live/AustinZone) and it looks like https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4Xi9zt3WlBv4iC0ysBgQ8A got their streaming privileges back sometime last night, but there's nothing currently streaming.

 

[7he47r0n]

Always save a bullet or two for warning shots into the ceiling afterwards.

Aren't "warning shots" actually a huge mistake, since that indicated you had time to act in ways other than self-defence?

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

0 Seconds in and, guess what time it is.

 

[Dyn]

Aren't "warning shots" actually a huge mistake, since that indicated you had time to act in ways other than self-defence?

No, they're great because they indicate you're not a trigger happy 2a psychopath who was desperately looking for an excuse to ventilate somebody.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

CHAUVIN ON THE MIC

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Chauvin dropping sick rhymes to a beat.

 

[Kosher Snake]

I still think it's hilarious that every media stream uses the same goofy-ass photo of Floyd

And then they expect you to take it completely seriously

and its the same dopey-ass photo they muralized...

 

[briantheblessed]

hope chauvin doesn't testify, usually a big mistake for a defendant to

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Derek is so fucking skinny...
Of course the chink lover loved Asians.

AustinZone - Trovo

AustinZone (4/20/2021) - Derek Chauvin Verdict

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AustinZone in the ChineseZone

 

[Meat Target]

Aren't "warning shots" actually a huge mistake, since that indicated you had time to act in ways other than self-defence?

Dyn is a shitposter, but yes. Also, "warning shots" put innocent bystanders in danger. Anyone who advocates for them has no business lecturing you on your rights.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Chauvin takin the 5th

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Chauvin takin the 5th

Taking a knee

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

Anyone keeping a break count for this one?