The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Elusive Earl]

A random cardiologist who wants to give his opinion on the case is now testifying. He’s nervous. He wants to virtue signal about Floyd the Redeemer for his Chicago friends. I’m expecting some funny moments from this guy.

what's the Doc's name?

Edit: I'm new and retarded, found his name in the stream
Dr. Jonathan Rich

 

[Meat Target]

"Just a reminder, doctor, you are still under oath"

Nelson just called him a whore in lawyer-speak.

Between Corona and now these bullshit expert witnesses, I'm starting to add medical professionals to my most hated profession after Journalists.

My mother is a nurse (and a damn good one), and the stories she tells me about the nurses she has to supervise makes me never want to work in a hospital. It sounds like the most immature gaggle of Cluster B mean girls and headcases.

 

[Probably An Autist]

look at him squirm avoiding the questions.

 

[irishAzoth]

This trial is yesterdays news
Chad Daunte Wright vs Virgin George Floyd memes when...

 

[briantheblessed]

Between Corona and now these bullshit expert witnesses, I'm starting to add medical professionals to my most hated profession after Journalists.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Imagine hating wypipo so much that you become determined to act like a polar opposite to them, including discarding basic measures of social tact and decency as unsuitable for your race because that's "actin' white"

Acting white never netted him a multimillion dollar payday (that he's too dead to enjoy but the point stands) and never made him the messiah of the world's shittiest religion, checkmate whitey.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is some Klingon medicine right here.

"When one artery is blocked, other vessels take over!"

Yeah bullshit.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

look at him squirm avoiding the questions.

He went from fast-talking and excited to suddenly very cautious. His guard is up way too high. It's a bad look for an "expert."

 

[Hackallier]

Having clogged arteries is better than clean ones?

 

[Probably An Autist]

HEY GUYS THE HEART JUST REBUILDS ITS SELF
HEALTHY PEOPLE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK THEN A HEART WITH 90% CONSTRICTED ARTERYS

 

[Sammich]

Wait, so now drugs are bad?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Floyd was such a good boy with such a big heart that his heart actually grew extra blood vessels to anticipate a stressful event like the Great Skneeding

 

[Hackallier]

 

[TFT-A9]

This is some Klingon medicine right here.

"When one artery is blocked, other vessels take over!"

Yeah bullshit.

Blocked aorta? No sweat, just have all the other arteries, arterioles and capillaries pick up the slack!

Motherfucker, what? The human body has some level of redundancy in a number of areas, but major arteries are major for a fucking reason.

 

[TLEN]

Tsk, as always whitey assumes that everyone is a pasty ass weakling like them.
Black bvlls are built different.

HEY GUYS THE HEART JUST REBUILDS ITS SELF
HEALTHY PEOPLE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK THEN A HEART WITH 90% CONSTRICTED ARTERYS

Floyd was such a good boy with such a big heart that his heart actually grew extra blood vessels to anticipate a stressful event like the Great Skneeding

These homies have the right idea.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Isn't the point of the prosecution witnesses that they support the prosecution's argument? I mean, they know the defense is saying the body shut down naturally which led to cause of death, so they're just trying to get rid of that avenue to leave only one way, Chauvin's knee, either directly or anything that was the body's doing had a weight tied around its anchor causing George Floyd to die because Derek Chauvin's restraint caused things to go over the edge and into the grave.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

CONDESCENDING PIECE OF SHIT.
I WANT THAT "EXPERT" TO 1 V 1 ME ON LIVELEAK.

 

[Probably An Autist]

CONDESCENDING PIECE OF SHIT.
I WANT THAT "EXPERT" TO 1 V 1 ME ON LIVELEAK.

if you 1v1 him in sucking cocks he may have the edge

 

[Hackallier]

 

[JohnDoe]

look at him squirm avoiding the questions.

I've met ferrets that were less weasely.