🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Głosy: 27 1,0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Głosy: 147 5,3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Głosy: 385 13,8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Głosy: 560 20,1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Głosy: 424 15,2%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Głosy: 333 12,0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Głosy: 206 7,4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Głosy: 703 25,2%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 785
What's the logic behind preventing people from leaving semi/permanently? Is it the fear that they'll crawfish and want to come back?
Essentially yes, you can really only leave as a citizen if you can prove you have somewhere to move to permanently and have the money/a job to support yourself. It's pretty much 'if you leave you can't come back and we won't help you' to minimise the number of people to process requesting entry. I'm pretty sure nick is an australian citizen, but as a permanent resident of the US and with family there, he would certainly be able to leave with some work. Of course, that involves effort on his part.
Olly is hard to figure out. Business Innovation and Investment (subclass 18 B visa is very unlikely to apply to her and costs AU $2,600 (1,900 USD) per applicant so if it's some modelling gig no way the employer is paying that.
I wonder how olly is paying for this - a few thousand for a return airfare, a few thousand for hotel quarantine - I can't imagine olly or his employer would be willing to pay $5000+ to just enter the country.
Hotel quarantine is really shitty time. I hope olly enjoys it.
 
Ah I love it how she expects all the hot guys...sorry qweeers line to make out with her. Ryann is probably one of those women who make out with other women for attention.

Yeah, her phrasing here regarding "hot queers" reads very "how do you do, fellow kids?" (Can someone please make a Tess version of that meme?? "How do you do, fellow queers?) And (much like Tess) I'm straight, so I can only imagine how it grinds the gears of her actual "queer" followers.

The more extreme QUILTBAGgy have really painted themselves into a corner with all the "self-id" "lived experience" garbage. IANALesbian but I do recall the days when you could call someone out for obvious queer LARPing, especially if you yourself were gay. Now though? Anyone in her orbit has to grit their teeth and let Tess get away with her phony QwEeR bullshit. The most you can say about it is to make a frustrated Olly-style vaguepost that she'll just ignore
 
Ah I love it how she expects all the hot guys...sorry qweeers line to make out with her. Ryann is probably one of those women who make out with other women for attention.
Well, yeah, but I feel like we would have seen it already if it'd happened. I also think it'd be one of those “awkward but trying to make it look hot” type things where you can just tell she's not genuinely into it. She's probably tried though, because she's an attention whore and would really want it to be seen. Just imagine getting close enough to get a really good look at those potatoes she's got growing on her cheeks and safely assuming her less accessible parts are even grottier. Any potential candidates probably noped out, and I don't think Tess would consider just any old random worthy, except maybe a POC, cos she so woke y'all.

Gimme the hats. I probably deserve them.
 
It's been a day for the latest episode; let's see how it's going:
Not all her subs have seen it yet, giv’em time guys
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That was a single comment for some time there:
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And the rest:
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It's been a day for the latest episode; let's see how it's going:
321 views. Going on the comments, how many are hate watchers?
 
This is Tess, right?

YouTube recommended me a video appropriately titled "r/Choosingbeggars I Need a Boyfriend! You Must Be RICH!" It's pretty hilarious they randomly chose her picture for the thumbnail.

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Ah yes, I remember this picture. It was from some interview 70 lbs ago, no? Shame le coof stopped all z-list happenings - we don't get to laugh at her Getty Images pics.
 
It's been a day for the latest episode; let's see how it's going:

Man, they're working overtime cleaning up the comments section. And people notice 1618077654694.jpg 1618077784482.jpg

Also lol
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Looks like some people have been reading this thread, because I think we're the only place that talks about Tess farting on cakes. You know that Tess seethed when she saw this (and promptly deleted it). And even if the person doesn't read this thread, they obviously know enough about Tess and her lack of career that they could easily deduce she's probably got wealthy feeders/johns helping her live the LA lifestyle. New apartment, new furniture, new car, endless cakes, going on trips. Her fabletics sponsorship sure as shit isn't enough to pay for all that.
 
Just wait, she will make another post about how male-dominated the podcastsphere is, assuming that if she was a male, her podcast would be super popular you guys!
 
Looks like some people have been reading this thread, because I think we're the only place that talks about Tess farting on cakes. You know that Tess seethed when she saw this (and promptly deleted it). And even if the person doesn't read this thread, they obviously know enough about Tess and her lack of career that they could easily deduce she's probably got wealthy feeders/johns helping her live the LA lifestyle. New apartment, new furniture, new car, endless cakes, going on trips. Her fabletics sponsorship sure as shit isn't enough to pay for all that.
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Also Tubby Tess is known to read the thread. There are several instances of people in this thread who know her that confirm this. She occasionally makes comments on her Instagram feed that would only make sense if she read this thread.
 
The eyebrows account that leaves comments on her podcast is my favorite, they make me laugh every time. I didn’t listen to the latest episode, just goes to show that hate watchers aren’t even into her shit anymore. Tess isn’t queer, she is just fat and fake. It’s no surprise she’s scrubbing her comment section, youtube is ruthless and has more anon users than Instagram so people feel better about making fun of her there. If these types of comments came up on her IG, she would screenshot it to her story and not block out the username so her followers can harass the commenter. You can’t do that with someone who’s username is Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows, lol.
 
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