🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

New YouTube video of Tess's podcast.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

New YouTube video of Tess's podcast.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o0Atu2CGOEw

Lord. Just the still of her hands. They look like she has scrubbed them raw. Her circulation and blood pressure really making itself known.

 

[Constellationzero]

I never realized how terrible Ollie's tattoos are. If she really thinks they look good, no wonder she was dumb enough to hop onboard with the gender cult and chop off her tits. And lmfao at her very obvious female hips.

I always genuinely wonder when I'm looking around online... Why is it okay to make fun of someone's tattoos or say they look like shit or they look like shitty scratcher tattoos, but when some of us just. don't. want. to. see. it, suddenly it's a problem?? Like...you see people make fun of tattoos, but not make fun of someone for having them in the first place. Tattoos is not a race. Tattoos is not congenital or an inherent trait. You "decide" you wanted this and you picked it out and PAID FOR IT. You don't get to be butthurt because some of us don't want to look at it or have a relationship with a woman with even one small tattoo.

Olly looks gross with tattoos. Period. So does Tess, and I suspect it's one of the reasons she doesn't get much paid modeling work (besides her shit attitude). Hell, I suspect a few men were legit turned off when they saw the tattooed BRAPhog. These days in Clown World, all you hear is "don't slut shame!" "don't kink shame!"
But shame on ANYONE who just wants to befriend or date a nice, clean cut, no tattoos--no ear gages--no weird piercings--and no blue haired people--man or woman. Shame on ANYONE who wants to look normal and live a normal, boring life instead of the life of a filthy looking tattooed crack whore reprobate who couch surfs on four year olds' bunk beds and blubbers on Twatter about clout chasing.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I always genuinely wonder when I'm looking around online... Why is it okay to make fun of someone's tattoos or say they look like shit or they look like shitty scratcher tattoos, but when some of us just. don't. want. to. see. it, suddenly it's a problem?? Like...you see people make fun of tattoos, but not make fun of someone for having them in the first place. Tattoos is not a race. Tattoos is not congenital or an inherent trait. You "decide" you wanted this and you picked it out and PAID FOR IT. You don't get to be butthurt because some of us don't want to look at it or have a relationship with a woman with even one small tattoo.

Olly looks gross with tattoos. Period. So does Tess, and I suspect it's one of the reasons she doesn't get much paid modeling work (besides her shit attitude). Hell, I suspect a few men were legit turned off when they saw the tattooed BRAPhog. These days in Clown World, all you hear is "don't slut shame!" "don't kink shame!"
But shame on ANYONE who just wants to befriend or date a nice, clean cut, no tattoos--no ear gages--no weird piercings--and no blue haired people--man or woman. Shame on ANYONE who wants to look normal and live a normal, boring life instead of the life of a filthy looking tattooed crack whore reprobate who couch surfs on four year olds' bunk beds and blubbers on Twatter about clout chasing.

LOL, you trying to make yourself seem better than Tess the Mess. If you need to compare your bare arms to her tatted hoofs to seem good, gorl you aren't.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Wow, Tess' guest is there via zoom, rather than in-studio. Must have been the stench of Tess' yeasty and filth-encrusted folds that drove away the guest.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If she really thinks they look good, no wonder she was dumb enough to hop onboard with the gender cult and chop off her tits.

Actually...

Spoiler: Titties ahoy

They're still very much there. I suspect binding/sports bras.

 

[BIG DADDY]

I always genuinely wonder when I'm looking around online... Why is it okay to make fun of someone's tattoos or say they look like shit or they look like shitty scratcher tattoos, but when some of us just. don't. want. to. see. it, suddenly it's a problem??

People will always get buttmad when others reject them but people have the right to judge or not date someone based off anything. They especially lose the right to complain when it’s based off the choices they’ve made in the past. Even those feeders in that forum that was linked here a couple weeks back were complaining about Tess’s tats so even perverts don’t like them.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She looks like everyone's crazy aunt.

 

[Gramlol]

Much like how Tess shoves Y'ALL into everything to show how "down home" she is, Ollie abuses INNIT to prop up the illusion that she's some tough Brit bloke.

Which actually would go over hilariously in Australia, they'll think she's mocking them (with the stereotype of Aus where some seem to think we all talk a mix of cockney and crocodile Dundee..?)

 

[Miss Misery]

Actually...

Spoiler: Titties ahoy

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They're still very much there. I suspect binding/sports bras.

You can see nipples though. Either she's binding with saran wrap oh sorry Olly CLINGFILM or her tits are so small they can be compressed by a tank top OH SORRY OLLY singlet.

 

[Cynar]

I always genuinely wonder when I'm looking around online... Why is it okay to make fun of someone's tattoos or say they look like shit or they look like shitty scratcher tattoos, but when some of us just. don't. want. to. see. it, suddenly it's a problem?? Like...you see people make fun of tattoos, but not make fun of someone for having them in the first place. Tattoos is not a race. Tattoos is not congenital or an inherent trait. You "decide" you wanted this and you picked it out and PAID FOR IT. You don't get to be butthurt because some of us don't want to look at it or have a relationship with a woman with even one small tattoo.

Olly looks gross with tattoos. Period. So does Tess, and I suspect it's one of the reasons she doesn't get much paid modeling work (besides her shit attitude). Hell, I suspect a few men were legit turned off when they saw the tattooed BRAPhog. These days in Clown World, all you hear is "don't slut shame!" "don't kink shame!"
But shame on ANYONE who just wants to befriend or date a nice, clean cut, no tattoos--no ear gages--no weird piercings--and no blue haired people--man or woman. Shame on ANYONE who wants to look normal and live a normal, boring life instead of the life of a filthy looking tattooed crack whore reprobate who couch surfs on four year olds' bunk beds and blubbers on Twatter about clout chasing.

No1curr who you date. Any objections to this attitude probably have less to do with tattoos themselves and more to do with the fact that you repeatedly (this isn't even the first time on the farms) equate them, even on possible friends (??), with amoral depraved idiot slut maniacs who can't possibly in any capacity be living quiet, calm, friendly, mentally stable lives by any code of traditional morals and values. This is current year, not a 1970s sexploitation biker flick. You do you, but don't be shocked when people think that it's a silly way to judge the character of potential friends.

 

[Gay Mouth]

LOL, you trying to make yourself seem better than Tess the Mess. If you need to compare your bare arms to her tatted hoofs to seem good, gorl you aren't.

This person has tattoos they regret

 

[Cynar]

Tfw the Buffalo Tess thread threatens to devolve into some dipshit spergery on all sides regarding the deeper social implications of little skin drahrings

 

[Nix-Hound]

Just checking in on Olly: last week, she declared her undying love for a woman she met in LA...
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... only to turn up in Australia of all places mere days later. Funny how Olly can travel from LA to the good old country of AUS no problem for some modeling work, but Nikki can't be budged, INNIT (you don't know how to use this word and I don't know why you insist on shoving into any sentence you speak)
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Yes, I know if you have a work visa, it's different than traveling to see family. But I've had friends who have traveled easily from the US to various European countries as recently as a few weeks ago. There's nothing stopping Nick from flying back to the US since he's registered as a permanent US resident. I know he's a lazy coomer and doesn't give two shits about his kid, but I enjoy pointing it out.

Australia still has caps on international arrivals (around 5000/week), and many people have spent a lot of money, or are still unable, to return to Australia. That olly can get into the country under the guise of "work" when many people can't come home makes me proper MatI.

As many have pointed out, while Australia has essentially banned residents from leaving the country, Nick most certainly could leave if he indicated he was moving back to the US for the long term.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Australia still has caps on international arrivals (around 5000/week), and many people have spent a lot of money, or are still unable, to return to Australia. That olly can get into the country under the guise of "work" when many people can't come home makes me proper MatI.

As many have pointed out, while Australia has essentially banned residents from leaving the country, Nick most certainly could leave if he indicated he was moving back to the US for the long term.

Olly can get in because she is a queer princess and that moves you to the front of the line, sadly.

Nick has no real incentive to return to America. In Australia he can live with his parents, have as much gay sex as he wants, and is far enough away that he can have some plausible deniability about avoiding Bowie. He is right where he wants to be and isn’t going to change that without good reason.

Even in a hypothetical scenario that Nick flies to LA to take Bowie back, even if Tess wants to dump Bowie off on someone (she does), she would make it as painful as possible just to maximize asspats on the internet. It’s likely an ordeal just for a phone or a Zoom call; it gives Nick the perfect excuse to disconnect from his family in the States.

 

[Cynar]

I know Australia has been very strict, but if Olly can fly around posing like a goofball, is it still really this hard covid-wise for a father to see his own child? What I mean is, could Nick still reasonably blame his absence on corona at this point?

 

[Gramlol]

I know Australia has been very strict, but if Olly can fly around posing like a goofball, is it still really this hard covid-wise for a father to see his own child? What I mean is, could Nick still reasonably blame his absence on corona at this point?

It's been iffy for Aus citizens to return home, and are barred from leaving internationally unless they are needed to contribute to the Covid efforts overseas or it is deemed in the national interest (neither apply in the case of Nick). In a week we're trialling Aus citizens being able to go to NZ in a 'travel bubble's exchange, but it might be a year or more before anyone can leave to see family etc.

Olly is hard to figure out. Business Innovation and Investment (subclass 18 B visa is very unlikely to apply to her and costs AU $2,600 (1,900 USD) per applicant so if it's some modelling gig no way the employer is paying that.
International visitors can come here if they are only here for 72 hours, test negative PCR and follow state government quarantine rules (2 weeks for the state of NSW, where Sydney is). So it's likely that she is currently stuck in an airport Hilton for the next 2 weeks before only 72 hours in the country not spent in a stuffy hotel. With time differences it takes 2 days of non stop flights (in shitty economy class probably) and in between a stop over in Qatar or Thailand for refuel.

Olly is in for a shitty shitty time. Hope the 2 days of modelling is worth it bb. I wonder if we get more Instagram introspection, as she'll only have the internet for company for 2 weeks of quarantine.

Our restrictions are strict af so Nick might have to wait 2 years before the government loosens up. But we only have 134 current cases (out of 25 million people) from a high of 29,000 before we went hard on restrictions and border control, so there's a reason why the government is being a hardass about it all.

Hope my splerg was useful, looking forward to what Olly will over 2 weeks lol, might be another expose of (maybe) Tess...

And Nick sucks but yeah, he's not allowed to go to the US for at least another year, likely if not more.

 

[Gay Mouth]

And Nick sucks but yeah, he's not allowed to go to the US for at least another year, likely if not more.

How convenient for him. His son will be seven the next time he has a chance to see him. Tess is good at one thing- keeping male role models out of her sons’ lives.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Olly can get in because she is a queer princess and that moves you to the front of the line, sadly.

Wat? Are you saying that the Australian government has a visa box for "gay" and then let you in if you check it? I'm genuinely confused.

It's been iffy for Aus citizens to return home, and are barred from leaving internationally unless they are needed to contribute to the Covid efforts overseas or it is deemed in the national interest (neither apply in the case of Nick).

What's the logic behind preventing people from leaving semi/permanently? Is it the fear that they'll crawfish and want to come back?

How convenient for him. His son will be seven the next time he has a chance to see him. Tess is good at one thing- keeping male role models out of her sons’ lives.

Don't be so harsh. She's perfectly willing to let an ex-boyfriend raise her child for her.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1380610707645853696 (Archive)

"make out with some hot queers GET READY!!!". Sounds like something Kevin Gibes would say.