Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

[Quantum Diabetes]

There is a desperate corporate need for niggers and south americans to play Dead By Daylight. You will watch, you will follow, you will tip the bittys, and you will sub bigot.

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Fag by Gaylight is the worst goddamn annoying game I've ever seen.
"ahhh!" **squishy doo doo sounds** "screeeeee" *more wet cum splattering sounds**. If you're seeing it for the first time, all it looks like is the streamer losing over and over, badly.

 

[Bloody bunny]

Jeff bazos needs to be deported to Russia.

 

[John McAfee]

If you have social media as a streamer you're fucking retarded. Outside of tweeting you're live you'll just get burned for wrongthink. You'll never be progressive enough for them. Pitchforks always come for you for past transgressions due to jealousy from the lady dick speds.

Twitch just wants you to be a boring beige milquetoast drone to appease advertisers.

 

[Miller]

I wonder if it's retroactive, because Brown Fabio could be banned for his take on 9/11.

So can we start narcing on pedos for child grooming?

Not if they're camgirls or identify as deers.

 

[FallicoFolle]

We love you too, comrade Twitch

 

[Zebedee]

This has just made my morning, if any of those streamers had any common sense, they’d bug the fuck out en masse to smack some sense into Bezos.
But they won’t, as they aren’t intelligent to organise at such a level.

Anyways since the internet is now spilling out into their real life, does that make it ‘serious business’ for twitch whores now?

 

[DX10]

Imagine sending fucking Pinkertons after some dumbass who sits in a gamer chair and screams the N word at people on League of Legends.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Despite a fair number or relatively popular female streamers getting banned for shit as mild as cussing and farting?

I suppose it's connections to be obvious. Some could do anything short of jiggling their boobs (eg Alinity if those things count as boobs) and Heil Hitlering while others get TOSed for burping.

 

[starborn427614]

Terrifying.

 

[Miller]

Haven't watched Twitch since 2017 and haven't used it since Curse was sold. How much longer will Twitch stick around when Youtube and Facebook are getting more streamers? Also, there's a thread on this from 2018.

I used to watch Brote on Twitch but now I just wait until he uploads them on his Youtube archive channel.

Despite a fair number or relatively popular female streamers getting banned for shit as mild as cussing and farting?

The Twitch camgirls never get really banned. A male streamer can get a permanent ban while the Twitch thots get a couple of hours or a day max.

 

[Null]

The Twitch camgirls never get really banned. A male streamer can get a permanent ban while the Twitch thots get a couple of hours or a day max.

Twitch is essentially a soft core pornography site aimed towards minors.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I could understand doing this for, say, Twitch Partners as a part of their terms with regards to the partnership. But for random schmucks?

I'm not sure how this could possibly have been approved by bean-counters; there would be no financial benefit from it, nor improvement in overall streaming metrics. I don't think Twitch really had terrible PR scandals of late; the deer tard was a long time ago. So what, are they plumping the property to sell it off because Amazon's tired of fucking around with games? Does Bezos just want to do this to try to compel the rest of the industry to go along with it? Were there several disasters quashed before they broke out, and this compelled them to do something?

big laugh at them wanting to stop child grooming though. Suuuuuure they do.

 

[sKr0n]

This should be no surprise to anyone and is relatively small compared to recent Amazon moves, like heatmapping workers in Wholefoods to try to sus out unions or in the Amazon Wharehouses they have literal ex CIA spooks running intel and psyops to union bust/get rid of trouble makers. Also good fucking luck trying to get any anti-trust going considering they have become the top lobbying spender now and set up their new head quarters around DC raising property value of the elite buying them off en masse.

Amazon is asserting itself more and more in everyday life and politics, dark and stupid days are ahead.

 

[Miller]

Twitch is essentially a soft core pornography site aimed towards minors.

Indeed and sadly I doubt that they will ever change since the IRL section is where Amazon makes most of the money.

At what point do people wake up and realize these organizations are taking things way too far? Of course, that point has long since passed, but there has to be a threshold were even the most naïve of consumers have to double take and question this insanity.

They're cattle. Look at how many people have a "smart" device in their home that listens to them 24/7.

>accidentally express a problematic thought in my two thousand dollar a month sleeping pod in between my job in the City 17 Fulfillment Centre and my mandatory unpaid shift in the Google munitions factory
>relief when I realise none of my co-habiting fellow work units were around to hear it
>wonder what happened to my hotbunk buddy Derek
>haven't seen him since we re-elected President Zuckerberg for a fourth time
>forget about the Alexa Safety Device, mandatory in all work unit domiciles
>godamnit
>my compulsory internal FitBit wellness chip, implanted at birth, delivers 240v AC to my heart

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>Amazon Safety drone flies over your head and starts scanning you
>blinding spotlight is aimed at you as the alarm turns on
>5 members of the GAFAM Alliance of Trust, Security & Safety Squad teleport around you
>"ON YOUR KNEES CITIZEN! HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! Citizen, you seem to have forgotten to take your hormone blockers this morning. Open your mouth. NOW!"

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Pigroach luck suggests that the investigators are employed by a relative of DSP so they’ll ignore the fuckton of “HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND ABOUT PHIL” spam about to head their way.

Twitch and Vtubers are basically a government money laundering scheme anyway.

Only the govt has seemingly infinite funds to shill $500+ a single donation at a time per streamer.

 

[GUMP Gundam]

an evolution to Newground's whistleblower levels?
but yes, this is fucked. If you don't follow Twitch's restrictive rules, your life will be ruined.

 

[seri0us]

I'm pretty sure following the actions of people off-site is all sorts of fucking illegal.

Why would you think that? It's not.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

I just wanted to play videogames...

 

[seri0us]

I hope I'm not repeating myself too much, but whenever someone asks about Twitch or Youtube alternatives, I always say that the fact that Microsoft has already pulled out of the market entirely, even as a loss leader for the XBox, tells me that there's NO future in the service unless you are one of the big two.

It's not economically viable for a site to exist where anyone can stream on it for "free".

 

[HansBratwurst]

You'll love being under Chinese social credit rule, don't worry. A nice Huawei phone with a mandatory Xi's smiling face wallpaper, and a nice bat soup with dog salad for lunch? I thought I was living before, but I was incorrect.