The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Dr. Geronimo]

What exactly is the issue that the judge is giving break for?

 

[Garth]

What exactly is the issue that the judge is giving break for?

To consult about when to take the next break.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

What exactly is the issue that the judge is giving break for?

Prosecution getting BTFO too many times

 

[WrenchWring]

What exactly is the issue that the judge is giving break for?

Doughnut issues. They have a serious Krispy Kreme problem in the break room.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

To consult about when to take the next break.

Turns out you were more right than we thought lmao

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What exactly is the issue that the judge is giving break for?

Seems like evidence issues (whether it was officially received or not)

 

[Not Really Here]

If there is a not guilty verdict, I'll throw some pennies to those planning riots. A good bonfire is therapy.

I've met few cops worthy of salvation.

Why? This cop did literally nothing wrong.

 

[Retard#7822]

Did this witness BTFO fattie fire fighter and her claim Floyd released urine due to lack of muscle control from death?

Yeah pretty much. That and admitting he heard floyd say he "ate too many drugs" in the body cam footage.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Nelson: would you agree?
Every witness: yes I do.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Doughnut issues. They have a serious Krispy Kreme problem in the break room.

Krispy Kreme and Koffee = KKK

Based judge; time for a mistrial.

 

[The Nameless One]

Did this witness BTFO fattie fire fighter and her claim Floyd released urine due to lack of muscle control from death? Who will ever let fattie near them to treat them in an emergency?

Whoever wins this case, fatty firefighter just keeps accumulating Ls despite not being on the stand. People ask about Chauvin showing his face after this, but how will fatty ever recover from the disgrace she put herself through in this trial? Maybe they can live togetherin a cottage in the woods somewhere.

Also, the defense might be going for some sort of wrongful suit argument?

 

[Probably An Autist]

Can we circle back to the Better Call Saul poster’s wife’s gigantic tits?

I searched his profile and found nothing but im a shit detective. no tiddies for us *sad coomer noises*

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Imagine not knowing that lawyers absolutely hate morons who pretend to be lawyers

Imagine not knowing that absolutely everyone hates lawyers

If you're a lawyer consider becoming something more productive to society (like fertilizer)

 

[Reginald Fairfield]

They could definitely be pushing for the manslaughter charge (which they could still get imo), but the public will still be pissed at that. Clearly Chauvin is a white supremacist 1st degree murderer

can the prosecutor really downgrade the charges mid-trial like that?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Whoever wins this case, fatty firefighter just keeps accumulating Ls despite not being on the stand. People ask about Chauvin showing his face after this, but how will fatty ever recover from the disgrace she put herself through in this trial? Maybe they can live togetherin a cottage in the woods somewhere.

Also, the defense might be going for some sort of wrongful suit argument?

If Nelson manages to not only get a not guilty but 180 this into a suit against the state, I'm going to nut and laugh my sides into orbit simultaneously.

 

[Escalating Violence]

The Sun cucked out. Live chat is disabled.

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP!!! I-I-I CAN'T SNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WrenchWring]

For all Nelson is pushing on this "I ate too many drugs" point, Floyd's niggerspeak is not intelligible. He's high, facing the ground, and slurring his speech like he's gargling marbles. He could have said "I ain't on any drugs" or "I ate too many drugs" or "I ain't no homo thug". I don't know why this witness didn't just say he couldn't understand what Floyd said.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I searched his profile and found nothing but im a shit detective. no tiddies for us *sad coomer noises*

Uh judge I'd like to request a sidebar until photo evidence of these titties can be submitted to the court.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If you're a lawyer consider becoming something more productive to society (like fertilizer)

Should be emblazoned on every HS diploma from now on

 

[The Nameless One]

For all Nelson is pushing on this "I ate too many drugs" point, Floyd's niggerspeak is not intelligible. He's high, facing the ground, and slurring his speech like he's gargling marbles. He could have said "I ain't on any drugs" or "I ate too many drugs" or "I ain't no homo thug". I don't know why this witness didn't just say he couldn't understand what Floyd said.

Fodder for the paranoid who think the State is throwing the case so the racist cop can go free.