🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If he gets with a sexy chiropractor though, Yovanna the Sexy Enchilada Lady might get with some other stud, and will never suck him his penis even though he wrote such a cool body positivity song about her.

More plights that Russ-hole must overcome. *sigh*
It's called a "harem," and I'm certain it is Rusty's ultimate dream: get all the hot chicks while the studs he hates have no one.
 
These are the images rotating on the front page of that company's website, so I'm guessing this is why Russhole mentioned lawyers:

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They're a bunch of chiropractor quacks that work for ambulance chasing lawyers. So either Russhole wants to try to file some kind of personal injury lawsuit but wants to represent himself so they turned him down as a "patient", or (more likely) he didn't do any actual research into this company and what they actually do and called them up demanding to make an appointment with another chiro "stud" to give him massages (like what he got back from his old chiro in SLC). He just assumed that all chiropractors were required to take all people wanting to be patients no matter what the nature of their practice is, and since they didn't take him it was obviously DISCRIMUNASHUN!
one of the practitioners there:
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I don't fuck with instagram and it's a bitch to deal with unless you're logged in so I'm not sure if this is her or the other Sarah Fulco in (real) medicine but: https://www.instagram.com/dr.sarah_fulco/
 
Failed opera singer turns bullshit "Doctor". Chiropractics is such a scam. Perfect for Russ.
Yes, opera is well known as a good background for a medical career. I wonder what other scammy things Russ falls for besides catfishes. He doesn't mention MLMs, which seem like they'd draw him in. I wonder if his parents warned him away from those. Am I misremembering or aren't MLMs big in LDS circles?
 
Good advice to remember when the lolsuit doesn't work out, he doesn't get on AGT, and Yovanna doesn't bang him.

Don't kill yourself. Just embrace bankruptcy. Accept poverty. Hope you didn't borrow money from any loan sharks in Vegas.

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Just noticed a certain fan video is popping up on lyrics sites...

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Perhaps he can pay to have his featured instead, when he finally releases it of course.

I'm still waiting for his mega marketing campaign to kick off.

#hypetrain
#tryingtotrend
#makeitviral
Russell is lucky enough to not know how badly debt can ruin your life.

He is still at the point he can spend money like it's water on stupid jingles in a desperate attempt to get sex.


It's not an easy decision to kill yourself let alone jumping in to a vat of molten metal to do it but he makes it sound like it is, he really doesn't understand how other people think or feel.
 
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Yes, opera is well known as a good background for a medical career. I wonder what other scammy things Russ falls for besides catfishes. He doesn't mention MLMs, which seem like they'd draw him in. I wonder if his parents warned him away from those. Am I misremembering or aren't MLMs big in LDS circles?
Yes, MLM scams are rampant among Mormons and a huge number of them are headquartered in Utah. Stay-at-home wives are a big target for them, Mormons typically have fairly tight-knit social circles and their niceness makes it hard for them to say "no, this is a scam, stop being retarded" when a family friend approaches them about some "life-changing product" or a "great new business opportunity".
 
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As a guy who knows how Russ operates, I know there's got to be some sexual element to his comment I'd rather not think about.

And as a former boy scout, the only way he could have made Eagle is with tons of assistance/pushing from his family and church, and no doubt special treatment and allowances because tard.
 
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As a guy who knows how Russ operates, I know there's got to be some sexual element to his comment I'd rather not think about.

And as a former boy scout, the only way he could have made Eagle is with tons of assistance/pushing from his family and church, and no doubt special treatment and allowances because tard.
Well, I for one can rest easier knowing that the Great Russell Greer isn't offended by something. I'm sure the rest of you are also breathing a sigh of relief.
 
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As a guy who knows how Russ operates, I know there's got to be some sexual element to his comment I'd rather not think about.

And as a former boy scout, the only way he could have made Eagle is with tons of assistance/pushing from his family and church, and no doubt special treatment and allowances because tard.
Has Russ ever mentioned being an Eagle Scout before? I don't remember him ever mentioning it, and it seems like one of those things he'd constantly mention along with his paralegal degree and his songwriting "career".
 
Russell is lucky enough to not know how badly debt can ruin your life.

He is still at the point he can spend money like it's water on stupid jingles in a desperate attempt to get sex.


It's not an easy decision to kill yourself let alone jumping in to a vat of molten metal to do it but he makes it sound like it is, he really doesn't understand how other people think or feel.
Russell claims he stepped in front of a train because Taylor Swift wouldn’t listen to his song. Being in massive debt is not comparable to the torment of being called “invasive and troubling”

Russell has mentioned being an Eagle Scout before, but it is very rare. I’m surprised he doesn’t bring it up more often, it’s way more impressive than working in an office. I’m sure it wasn’t too hard for him, he probably did a dance instead of tying knots.
 
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Has Russ ever mentioned being an Eagle Scout before? I don't remember him ever mentioning it, and it seems like one of those things he'd constantly mention along with his paralegal degree and his songwriting "career".
I can't actually remember if he has or not.

It's something that only 2% of scouts ever achieve. I've seen people put in on their resumes. Seems like something he'd brag about nonstop. But then he also brags about paying hookers as if that's a big achievement.
 
I can't actually remember if he has or not.

It's something that only 2% of scouts ever achieve. I've seen people put in on their resumes. Seems like something he'd brag about nonstop. But then he also brags about paying hookers as if that's a big achievement.
I never knew scouts was such a big deal that people would put it on their resume.
 
Yes, I'm sure that as soon as Russell entered the lobby, the secretary started hopping up and down and shouting "ME HATE DISABLED PEOPLE!"
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As a guy who knows how Russ operates, I know there's got to be some sexual element to his comment I'd rather not think about.

And as a former boy scout, the only way he could have made Eagle is with tons of assistance/pushing from his family and church, and no doubt special treatment and allowances because tard.
There's no way in hell Russell could have made Eagle Scout. I think the real question is whether he's lying or whether he's just confused about what "Eagle Scout" is.
 
Russhole being an Eagle Scout first came up three years ago when he started claiming such. He's not lying, he really is one:

Russ is an eagle scout. Unless there is some other unfortunate asshole named Russell Godfrey Greer from Evanston
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Remember that the Mormons basically own the Boy Scouts of America at this point. Russhole no doubt became an Eagle Scout because he was a "poor unfortunate disabled boy" and his parents pressured for "accommodations" to be made so they could do most of the work for him. They let low functioning Downs Syndrome kids become Eagle Scouts now, after all, where the parents and caregivers do the actual work to achieve the merit badges required.
 
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