*Tess had two men recently tell her they didn’t want anything serious.
*one was a 28 year old guy so hawt so 6’5 she called him E
*one was a black man who she called C
*She went over how E went on 8 dates with her and refused to have sex with her until “they were in a relationship”
I wonder if E was shit-testing her to see how desperate she was, and how far she'd go to keep him around. But frankly, it would have been smart to wait to have sex with her, given that both of her kids were "oops" babies, fathered by men who didn't love her (even at her most attractive) and chose to bail.
*C actually hooked up with Tess in her car “they did stuff” and then he was supposed to come her house after they left the car
LOL. Short of sloppy, awkward kissing and fondling her pendulous boobs, the only "stuff" Tess could possibly manage to do with a guy in her car, even in the bigger Jeep she just bought, is a handjob. Or maybe they climbed into the back seat and she managed to position herself to suck him off. But there's no way he got anywhere close to her vadge, much less got her off; she's too fucking fat to enable somebody to reach anything--not in a car. There's just no room.
*dude never shows and ends up ghosting her
*Tesd was so upset because he was a BLACK MAN in LA in the dark and didn’t know if something happened to him.
*turns out he just didn’t want to fuck her lulz
God, she's got to play Woke, even when nattering on about how pathetic her sex life is.
I haven't listened to the audio, but I have a sneaking suspicion she wasn't all that disappointed that a black dude didn't want to fuck her after all.
But how horrible must her personality (or maybe her hygiene) really be, if neither dude was willing to put on a condom and attempt a deep dive in search of her giant clam? It sounds like she was plenty willing, and hey, lezbereal, a lot of guys, if they're willing to go on a date with a woman, aren't going to turn down sex when it's offered.
Maybe they realized that if they pump-and-dumped Tess Holliday, she'd go pig-mad and ree about it all over Insta. And while it's embarrassing enough to admit you dated Tess Holliday, or let her hungry maw devour your dick, to have it revealed that you willingly
fucked her may be more public humiliation than a man can handle. Or should be expected to.
She can't get laid, even by the kinds of pigfucker men who would be willing to date her at all. Good
lord lard.
*Tess says she will no longer date cis men (sure Jan)
Oh, Tess--nobody else wants you unless he's a straight man with a fetish.
Troons of any variety don't want her (and she sure as shit wouldn't want the malevolent, non-passing AGPs who might), and even the majority of fat lesbians and bisexual women don't want somebody her size (and again, she wouldn't want the ones who would).
If I've learned one thing about lesbians, it's that they develop acutely sensitive radar when it comes to spotting one of their own. Tess pings nobody's gaydar, even the most naïve babydyke fresh from Flyover Country is going to give her the side-eye. Pretending to be bisexual? LOL, NO.
Nobody, of any sex or gender, wants an obese, trashy, vapid, self-absorbed, famewhore of a single mom, with a dying career, who so obviously wants a trophy male to be her adoring sugardaddy. Not even the fetishists, apparently.
anyways it’s funny she will admit to this stuff. Olly was egging it on too. You could tell Tess is the type of person who just can’t wait to talk over you to say what ever is in their mind. She kept constantly talking over Olly and eye fucking herself the whole time.
That she has no understanding of just how bad this "keeping it real" shit makes her look is hilarious. She hasn't got the faintest spark of self-awareness.
"natural hair"
"y'all"
Tess cosplaying as black I see, big yikes.
I'll give her a pass on "y'all" because she's Southern.
But the "natural hair" shit? GTFO, Tess. And no, those curls aren't even natural; go back and look at pics of her as a kid, and you'll see her hair is naturally
straight.
And the Playboy bunny shit is straight up '80s ghetto--half the black girls and women I saw back then had that bunny plastered all over themselves. So if somebody wants to cancel her for "appropriating" that bit of black culture (along with the bamboo hoop earrings she's got tattooed on one of her legs), they're welcome to it.
Speaking of dresses, unique vintage released wallet-friendly
version of the-dress-that-has-never-existed
When oh when will you bless us Tess
The Unique Vintage dress is a better length; the original was that awkward tea-length that makes most women look dumpy (if they're genetically un-gifted), or else like they put on a sudden growth spurt and outgrew a long dress (if they're fortunate enough to be part gazelle).
It's still only going to be cute on women who are very young and slim. And it only goes up to a 1X--so cue the reeing! Tess can't even pretend this one is a top.
was this little doozy- “As he gets older, I am teaching him that he deserves respect and that he needs to treat others the way he is treated.” The expression is “Treat others how you’d like to be treated”, meaning you treat everyone with a high level of courtesy and respect, regardless of their treatment of you. She’s fucking stupid and treats no one with respect, so it’s understandable she wouldn’t know or care about the difference.
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