The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Hard Right Cross-Claim]

At least we got testimony on whether Floyd took drugs up his ass or not.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

I think the angle the prosecution is going for is that the paramedics didn't think Floyd looked like he had overdosed and didn't tell this doc that Floyd overdosed therefore the fact that Floyd had ingested 50 kilograms of fent and meth doesn't matter. Which is fucking stupid, but the jury is also probably fucking stupid.

I guess they forgot this was Chauvin trial, not the paramedics

 

[HARSH NOISE]

And now we have the most well-spoken negro in Minnesota.

 

[MoeChotto]

Oh no not another state witness in uniform

this is gonna go well, based on last week's precedent.

 

[Linako 2.0]

And now we have the most well-spoken negro in Minnesota.

Only way to comfirm is to have him say "ask".
Shiieeet what an ubcle tom ass nigguh

 

[Mother Fucker]

I like how there was a disputed question about inserting drugs interectally. I'd lmao if it turned out Floyd butt chugged Fenty

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Hope Nelson has some good questions, because this could very well be a star witness for the prosecution.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

And now we have the most well-spoken negro in Minnesota.

I think he's a faggot.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Only way to comfirm is to have him say "ask".
Shiiiwy nigguh what n un

Can I ax you a coarstion?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Agreed, Bill. It's hand *Beezy* - When will the fucking lies END?!

 

[Obscure Creature]

This is the whitest black dude the prosecution has put on the stand so far

 

[General Disarray]

Wow this dude is laying it on THICK. "We treat others as ourselves," what the fuck are you, another black Jesus?

 

[AnOminous]

Oh no not another state witness in uniform

this is gonna go well, based on last week's precedent.

Frankly it is ridiculous to allow that shit. Unless they're putting out a fire in the fucking courtroom or doing whatever, they shouldn't be in uniform. It's as prejudicial as forcing a prisoner to testify in manacles in an orange jumpsuit.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Frankly it is ridiculous to allow that shit. Unless they're putting out a fire in the fucking courtroom or doing whatever, they shouldn't be in uniform. It's as prejudicial as forcing a prisoner to testify in manacles in an orange jumpsuit.

But how will we know they're reliable if dey not wear dey uniform yo?

 

[MoeChotto]

I like how there was a disputed question about inserting drugs interectally. I'd lmao if it turned out Floyd butt chugged Fenty

He did say he was hoopin' on camera, didn't he?

I recall earlier in the thread before the body cam footage was shown at least one kiwi had already caught on to it because of the awkward dance/swaying that he was doing in the convenience store.

 

[Obscure Creature]

Doesn’t Floyd say he was “hoopin” (shoving shit up his ass) on the body cam footage? I hope the defense brings that up when they present evidence later

 

[Pizza Munch]

I like how there was a disputed question about inserting drugs interectally. I'd lmao if it turned out Floyd butt chugged Fenty

I also liked that they asked the doctor if there was evidence of him doing this.... I'm guessing he didn't check his asshole so no lol

 

[The Demon]

Yeah, he outright said something about hooping. Not sure if it was the body camera, probably said it during the ambulance ride i think.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Doesn’t Floyd say he was “hoopin” (shoving shit up his ass) on the body cam footage? I hope the defense brings that up when they present evidence later

Going to be hard to give this guy sainthood after them retard niggas in the various churches find out he was blasting ass with more exotic thills than the Dark Room at Slammers in Fort Lauderdale.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Doesn’t Floyd say he was “hoopin” (shoving shit up his ass) on the body cam footage? I hope the defense brings that up when they present evidence later

If they show footage of Floyd shoving fentanyl up his ass that would make my day.