💥 Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

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@Narr Then
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Queen of Swords, your time has come. Stay a while and listen.
Before we begin, remember:
1. This is a party game and nothing more.
2. Matters of law should be discussed with lawyers, matters of health should be discussed with doctors, matters of faith and spirituality - possibly with a priest or preacher. This is gossip forum and I'm a random stranger performing a playful card trick. Don't take it with a grain of salt, take it with whole bag of salt.

That being said, since we're talking about the court of Swords let's play some music...
...and begin.

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Situation: King of Swords. He's a seasoned warrior, wise tactician, man facing reality with his sharp sword and sharp intellect. Normally I would say you're sharpening your sword for a battle but here we choose Queen of Swords as the marker. You see the implication, right? Will the coming battle be against or in defense of someone from your court?
Obstacle: Ace of Swords. This is a very positive card, one of clarity and breakthrough. In most reading I would interpret it as reversed meaning: miscommunication and misjudgment but we're talking about the House of Swords, so I'll add: a house divided. Be careful, the issue can cause discord in your family. Don't let it happen. If it happened, mend the wound.
What was: 9 of Coins. It's a card of abundance and self-sufficiency. It tells us that thanks to hard work and investments in yourself you are in a good place in life.
What will be: 4 of Swords. A card of stress, unrest, restless dreams. The possibility of incoming conflict hangs above you. Whenever it happens or not - it takes a dent on you. Waiting can be worse than actual battle and some waiting is still ahead of you.
What you know: Ace of Wands. It's a card of inspiration and new beginnings, one of action. You know you're capable and can face whatever's coming your way.
What you feel: 3 of Swords. ...and yet you can't get rid of a dark cloud that appeared on the horizon. Late at night you can hear it whispering about sorrow, pain and something good ending.
How you'll see it: Page of Wands. He's a young adventurer. No matter what'll be going on in your head, you'll face the challenge ahead of you and won't falter, you have attitude and energy that can rival those of much younger people.
Your surrounding: Hanged Man. You may not get the support you expect from someone. People may be busy with their own problems or view the conflict from different perspective.
What you really need: 10 of Coins. Long-term stability and success. Gather resources, fortify your position, make sure your allies will remain at your side and...

The outcome: Two of Swords. ...make preparations because the battle will happen and don't expect quick resolution. You'll either join it or find yourself in the middle, between two fighting sides. So, whatever you decide to do - be ready to fortify and protect your position.
 
Hey, Im not wearing makeup and I'm not fat.

And

I do not consent.

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If that was any more of a fat girl angle, we would be viewing it on Google Maps because it was taken from orbit. But even the angle and the heavy visible filtering doesn't hide the fact you're fat, warty, lopsided, strung-out, balding, and ugly, Spamela.

Why do you keep posting thirst selfies on here if you hate us and don't want to associate with any of us? If both of those claims were true, you wouldn't want to show your pics and wouldn't care about what we say regarding your looks. But you are absolutely desperate to get us to say you are attractive.

:thinking:

Methinks the crazy thirsty retard doth protest too much. You are absolutely jonesing for some Kiwi dick.

So where's the next lolsuit, Piggy?
 
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If that was any more of a fat girl angle, we would be viewing it on Google Maps because it was taken from orbit. But even the angle and the heavy visible filtering doesn't hide the fact you're fat, warty, lopsided, strung-out, balding, and ugly, Spamela.

Why do you keep posting thirst selfies on here if you hate us and don't want to associate with any of us? If both of those claims were true, you wouldn't want to show your pics and wouldn't care about what we say regarding your looks. But you are absolutely desperate to get us to say you are attractive.

:thinking:

Methinks the crazy thirsty retard doth protest too much. You are absolutely jonesing for some Kiwi dick.

So where's the next lolsuit, Piggy?
she did threaten to drag me before a judge and she always talks about how much she would never sleep with me...
 
Nope! And he doesn't

If that was any more of a fat girl angle, we would be viewing it on Google Maps because it was taken from orbit. But even the angle and the heavy visible filtering doesn't hide the fact you're fat, warty, lopsided, strung-out, balding, and ugly, Spamela.
It also can't hide her sizable nose wart.

So where's the next lolsuit, Piggy?
Perhaps she's already filed it. Or maybe she can't find her crayons.
 
@Actually Christian Bale
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Mr. Patrick Bateman, your time has come. Stay a while and listen.
Usual jazz:
1. This is a party game and nothing more.
2. Matters of law should be discussed with lawyers, matters of health should be discussed with doctors, matters of faith and spirituality - possibly with a priest or preacher. This is gossip forum and I'm a random stranger performing a playful card trick. Don't take it with a grain of salt, take it with whole bag of salt.

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Situation: Mage. This is pretty much what you asked about: proficiency, mastery, insight, learning.
Obstacle: Fool. This is also usual obstacle for someone working on self-development. You need to start somewhere, you'll make mistakes on the road. Just remember, experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted. Road from the Fool to the Mage is long, can be difficult but most certainly it's worth taking.
What was: Devil. It's a card of unhealthy relationship, addiction. We're talking about work so I'd say it tells us you had a thankless job you invested a lot of time and energy in and got nothing in return.
What will be: Six of Cups. A card of youth, memories, child-like excitement. You will, or at least you should, look back at your education and career, valuable lessons lay there waiting to be rediscovered.
What you know: Six of Wands. A card of victory and success. You know you have what it takes to reach your goal...
What you feel: Four of Cups. ...but will you be able to utilize it? You put a lot into the work and into yourself and the results aren't as impressive as expected. Apathy slowly creeps on you.
How you'll see it: Hermit. You may feel alone on your road. Overthinking matters when situation calls for action. You need to find proper balance between reflection, learning and acting because this card tells us at this moment you spend too much time on the former.
Your surrounding: Strength. Pretty self-explanatory. Strength, competence, passion for what you're doing but tamed by professionalism and knowledge. Look for those traits in people around you. Learn from them.
What you really need: Knight of Wands. He's a passionate, enthusiastic man. I think he came you to encourage your enthusiasm for work and self-development and argue against points made by overly-cautious and introspective Hermit.

The outcome: Two of Cups. You have a chance for stable, mutually beneficial partnership. I don't know what your profession is so it can be between you and a company, you and your customers, you and your co-workers. It's not a promise of success but it's a good environment for growth. Use it wisely.

@Cup Noodle Care to provide your takes? :)
 
Nope! And he doesn't


It also can't hide her sizable nose wart.


Perhaps she's already filed it. Or maybe she can't find her crayons.
My wart is bigger than your micropenis. I have it to file soon.

If that was any more of a fat girl angle, we would be viewing it on Google Maps because it was taken from orbit. But even the angle and the heavy visible filtering doesn't hide the fact you're fat, warty, lopsided, strung-out, balding, and ugly, Spamela.

Why do you keep posting thirst selfies on here if you hate us and don't want to associate with any of us? If both of those claims were true, you wouldn't want to show your pics and wouldn't care about what we say regarding your looks. But you are absolutely desperate to get us to say you are attractive.

:thinking:

Methinks the crazy thirsty retard doth protest too much. You are absolutely jonesing for some Kiwi dick.

So where's the next lolsuit, Piggy?
Methinks you are full of yourself., trash. You should never make your enemy bigger than you in visualization, cause that means I'll stomp you into the ground. I already know I am attractive and young-looking. More than you are.

The reason why Hillary is here...I represent what has already passed in her life - Her youth, vitality, and opportunity.

Read it and weep old lady. Cry yourself to sleep tonight. Your hatchet face only looked good between the ages of 18 and 28 and you know it.

I hate everyone of you. Don't have a Happy Easter. Have an Easter where you feel the heavy judgement of God on you. :)
May you and your families be utterly destroyed.

Except for @Illuminati Order Official
 
Methinks you are full of yourself., trash. You should never make your enemy bigger than you in visualization, cause that means I'll stomp you into the ground. I already know I am attractive and young-looking. More than you are.

The reason why Hillary is here...I represent what has already passed in her life - Her youth, vitality, and opportunity.

Read it and weep old lady. Cry yourself to sleep tonight. Your hatchet face only looked good between the ages of 18 and 28 and you know it.
Hillary Clinton is not here. Hillary Clinton has never contacted you. Hillary Clinton does not care about you. Hillary Clinton does not want to fuck you. Hillary Clinton does not know you exist.

Youth? Vitality? Opportunity? :story:What are you smoking/swallowing tonight, Piggy? You have none of those things. You are 44 years old and look 64. You have a matched set of luggage under your eyes and the complexion of a female Gollum. You can't even keep a minimum wage job for more than a month, and you're living in your mother's home at 44 years old. On top of that, you are a flabby, saggy, lopsided, warty, balding hag of a woman.

Where's the lolsuit, Piggy? Or have you finally accepted that you have no case?
 
My wart is bigger than your micropenis.
That doesn't look like an eight inch wart, but you're the master of the myspace angle.

I have it to file soon.
Remember, you're filing a new one, not just an addendum to the last one.

Methinks you are full of yourself., trash. You should never make your enemy bigger than you in visualization, cause that means I'll stomp you into the ground. I already know I am attractive and young-looking. More than you are.
Both false.

I hate everyone of you. Don't have a Happy Easter. Have an Easter where you feel the heavy judgement of God on you. :)
May you and your families be utterly destroyed.
Ah, a powerless Lolcow curse from an angry schizophrenic. Now I know I'll have a good year.
 
Allowing women to have rights was a mistake
Cry about it.
And you have the sheer balls to claim that you're not delusional.
Same to you, cry about it.
Hillary Clinton is not here. Hillary Clinton has never contacted you. Hillary Clinton does not care about you. Hillary Clinton does not want to fuck you. Hillary Clinton does not know you exist.

Youth? Vitality? Opportunity? :story:What are you smoking/swallowing tonight, Piggy? You have none of those things. You are 44 years old and look 64. You have a matched set of luggage under your eyes and the complexion of a female Gollum. You can't even keep a minimum wage job for more than a month, and you're living in your mother's home at 44 years old. On top of that, you are a flabby, saggy, lopsided, warty, balding hag of a woman.

Where's the lolsuit, Piggy? Or have you finally accepted that you have no case?
"Where's the lolsuit, Piggy? Or have you finally accepted that you have no case?" And we have come full circle.

That doesn't look like an eight inch wart, but you're the master of the myspace angle.


Remember, you're filing a new one, not just an addendum to the last one.


Both false.


Ah, a powerless Lolcow curse from an angry schizophrenic. Now I know I'll have a good year.
This will be good and entertaining when the truth comes out.
@Viridian I noticed you disagree with my statement about women and their rights but let me toss you this piece of fat to chew on, what has women having rights ever done for humanity?
Oh no, I'm out of popcorn! Now how will I pretend I'm not mad at the Internet?

@Viridian is Hillary Clinton and she is acting like Harvey Weinstein's lawyer harassing me.
 
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