💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[stets]

There are also some famous dishes made with raw meat - like Steak Tartare (which is basically raw hamburger meat served with spices and a raw egg) - but I've never had it and don't want to.

Steak tartare is delicious and safe to prepare at home as long as you're using good quality beef, ie not something from a supermarket display case. It's one of the dishes I make most frequently because it's easy and the perfect hangover food when served with some crostini. It's fun to make too since there are generally like eight ingredients that are the basis of the dish, but you can play around with the proportions and make it how you like. To be on the safe side though, I pasteurize the egg and hand chop the beef instead of putting it through my grinder.

I've had steak tartare probably a hundred times ranging from my home kitchen, to ethnic restaurants, to bistros, to fine dining. It's one of my favorite foods, and I've never been sick from it.

 

[AnOminous]

I've had steak tartare probably a hundred times ranging from my home kitchen, to ethnic restaurants, to bistros, to fine dining. It's one of my favorite foods, and I've never been sick from it.

For this I usually go to an actual butcher, pick a specific piece (chuck for burgers maybe tenderloin for tartare) and get that cut ground, specifying what it is for. They know what to do. Any bacteria is generally going to be on the outside of the meat.

You definitely don't want to do this with grocery store bought crap that is a mix of who the fuck knows from maybe a half dozen different countries and full of the diseases from every one of them.

This is if you like actually having a burger that is medium-rare, instead of having to char it to death. Although a burger is often actually pretty good well done, sometimes you want a change of pace.

 

[Richard Mongler]

For this I usually go to an actual butcher, pick a specific piece (chuck for burgers maybe tenderloin for tartare) and get that cut ground, specifying what it is for. They know what to do. Any bacteria is generally going to be on the outside of the meat.

You definitely don't want to do this with grocery store bought crap that is a mix of who the fuck knows from maybe a half dozen different countries and full of the diseases from every one of them.

This is if you like actually having a burger that is medium-rare, instead of having to char it to death. Although a burger is often actually pretty good well done, sometimes you want a change of pace.

I can't speak for most of your post, but I've eaten medium rare burgers all my life, not once have I had a problem come from it

 

[Pig Cups]

From Jack's Instagram- This woman has completely had it and is clearly wishing grim death on her husband. At the same time, Jack is much too immature to understand that she finds his behavior annoying and detestable, and to add insult to injury, goes on to mindlessly broadcast said behavior to the fucking world. In terms of childishness, this is merely a tiny step up from having a kicking & screaming tantrum on the floor. So maddeningly juvenile...



And Pig is 99.99% sure she's just staying to avoid divorce- see, this would not only hurt God, but it would diminish her standing among the congregants of their murder church. All she can do is wait it out, hoping that the day soon arrives when she hears a *thud* on the floor in the next room, and gets that taste of sweet, sweet liberation.

Pig would hardly be surprised if she was trying to hasten this by doing what some of the slaves used to do with their masters back in the old times- sprinkle a little finely ground glass on the oatmeal that they served them in the morning. Eventually, the master dies of what looks like a heart attack, and then on from there, FREEDOM.

"Here you go, pumpkin. I even put some extra powdered sugar on top! I know that's your favorite. Eat up, my sweet! <3"
(Walks away, muttering under breath, "till death do us part, till death do us part")

 

[AnOminous]

I can't speak for most of your post, but I've eaten medium rare burgers all my life, not once have I had a problem come from it

Neither have I but I generally take care to get good products from the start.

 

[Fatafata v2]

Rare steak is edible without getting ill - I'm not sure about rare briscuit, and definitely not rare chicken.

There are also some famous dishes made with raw meat - like Steak Tartare (which is basically raw hamburger meat served with spices and a raw egg) - but I've never had it and don't want to.

Though it does look like something that Jack should give a try:

You can get sashimi chicken in Japan. Of course it has been prepared by skilled professionals that care about hygiene

 

[Aaway]

From Jack's Instagram- This woman has completely had it and is clearly wishing grim death on her husband. At the same time, Jack is much too immature to understand that she finds his behavior annoying and detestable, and to add insult to injury, goes on to mindlessly broadcast said behavior to the fucking world. In terms of childishness, this is merely a tiny step up from having a kicking & screaming tantrum on the floor. So maddeningly juvenile...

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And Pig is 99.99% sure she's just staying to avoid divorce- see, this would not only hurt God, but it would diminish her standing among the congregants of their murder church. All she can do is wait it out, hoping that the day soon arrives when she hears a *thud* on the floor in the next room, and gets that taste of sweet, sweet liberation.

Pig would hardly be surprised if she was trying to hasten this by doing what some of the slaves used to do with their masters back in the old times- sprinkle a little finely ground glass on the oatmeal that they served them in the morning. Eventually, the master dies of what looks like a heart attack, and then on from there, FREEDOM.

"Here you go, pumpkin. I even put some extra powdered sugar on top! I know that's your favorite. Eat up, my sweet! <3"
(Walks away, muttering under breath, "till death do us part, till death do us part")

why does she look like she's aged 20 years since the last video? there has to be some sort of "make yourself look older" filter on that pic

 

[Adamska]

Every single time I've ever had sashimi it results in food poisoning or my guts tell it to fuck off, and I've actually gone to decent places with basic hygiene standards. Tartar doesn't do that to me, but I hate the shit out of the texture of raw meat in general.

I just find uncooked food gross on a textural level.

why does she look like she's aged 20 years since the last video? there has to be some sort of "make yourself look older" filter on that pic

Probably because he's being more of a cunt than usual lately. I'd be pissed too if I had this guy ruin a friends' birthday party by being a whiny bitch nonstop. Also one who keeps on demanding I do this cooking show shit for him.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

And Pig is 99.99% sure she's just staying to avoid divorce- see, this would not only hurt God, but it would diminish her standing among the congregants of their murder church.

It’s not like Tammy couldn’t have known what she was getting into. Jack already had one failed marriage, and it’s not like he was some high achiever when they met. His entire life he has just been trying to make a living off side hustles, but without the talent or work ethic to pull it off. Maybe she bought the hype and has only recently realized that whatever life insurance policy she has on him is her best bet for a payday. At least when the Juniors get divorced they will have the excuse of getting married too young.

 

[Richard Mongler]

Every single time I've ever had sashimi it results in food poisoning or my guts tell it to fuck off, and I've actually gone to decent places with basic hygiene standards. Tartar doesn't do that to me, but I hate the shit out of the texture of raw meat in general.

I just find uncooked food gross on a textural level.

Probably because he's being more of a cunt than usual lately. I'd be pissed too if I had this guy ruin a friends' birthday party by being a whiny bitch nonstop. Also one who keeps on demanding I do this cooking show shit for him.

At this point the show should really be called Cooking With Tammy. She already does everything except hobble around on camera and mispronounce every word under the sun

 

[DontEatThat]

So what are the odds Jack will not have a livestream this Sat? If so, what is the excuse this time?

 

[stets]

His entire life he has just been trying to make a living off side hustles, but without the talent or work ethic to pull it off.

Jack’s self-employment “”career”” is pretty fascinating on it’s own. I bet Tammy was probably attracted to his drive to own his own businesses but conveniently ignored all of the cognitive dissonance that was created. They married, what, in their 30’s? If you’re going to be a successful business owner, you will have built something by that point. Otherwise you’re just grifting or a failure. No doubt that thought crept into Tammy’s mind, but she quickly pushed the thought away. Things definitely didn’t end up the way she thought it would.

The power imbalance in that relationship is amazingly one-sided. Tammy has career prospects, her relative health, mobility, a social circle, and [limited] relationship prospects.

Jack has nothing. His life would fall apart instantly if she left him. He has nothing to offer employers. The best he could hope for is entry-level, unskilled office work, but virtually every hiring manager would pick a kid right out of college before Jack. He has no access to capital to start another business venture. His body is falling apart. He has virtually no mobility and is dependent on others to complete basic tasks. Without Tammy he has no health insurance, which means he’d probably be about a year and one inevitable health incident away from having to declare bankruptcy from medical debt. All of his friends are proxy friends from his wife that wouldn’t speak to him following a divorce. All of that adds to to having absolutely nothing to offer a future mate. The only people he’d attract would be the absolute dregs of society or people with obese cripple fetishes.

If Tammy leaves, it’s over. And now that Junior has left the home, one of the major rationales for remaining married - child rearing - is gone. Empty Nest Syndrome is no doubt kicking in, and I think Jack feels it and is getting insecure about his standing. That’s why he’s ramped up the ass kissing on social media. And like all of Jack’s online activity, he’s doing it poorly, and probably just aggregating Tammy more. If you love your wife, tell her you love her and do something nice and unexpected for her. Don’t tell her in a virtue signaling, cliche facebook post. The man has the romantic perspective and insight of a 15 year old.

 

[Aaway]

Jack’s self-employment “”career”” is pretty fascinating on it’s own. I bet Tammy was probably attracted to his drive to own his own businesses but conveniently ignored all of the cognitive dissonance that was created. They married, what, in their 30’s? If you’re going to be a successful business owner, you will have built something by that point. Otherwise you’re just grifting or a failure. No doubt that thought crept into Tammy’s mind, but she quickly pushed the thought away. Things definitely didn’t end up the way she thought it would.

The power imbalance in that relationship is amazingly one-sided. Tammy has career prospects, her relative health, mobility, a social circle, and [limited] relationship prospects.

Jack has nothing. His life would fall apart instantly if she left him. He has nothing to offer employers. The best he could hope for is entry-level, unskilled office work, but virtually every hiring manager would pick a kid right out of college before Jack. He has no access to capital to start another business venture. His body is falling apart. He has virtually no mobility and is dependent on others to complete basic tasks. Without Tammy he has no health insurance, which means he’d probably be about a year and one inevitable health incident away from having to declare bankruptcy from medical debt. All of his friends are proxy friends from his wife that wouldn’t speak to him following a divorce. All of that adds to to having absolutely nothing to offer a future mate. The only people he’d attract would be the absolute dregs of society or people with obese cripple fetishes.

If Tammy leaves, it’s over. And now that Junior has left the home, one of the major rationales for remaining married - child rearing - is gone. Empty Nest Syndrome is no doubt kicking in, and I think Jack feels it and is getting insecure about his standing. That’s why he’s ramped up the ass kissing on social media. And like all of Jack’s online activity, he’s doing it poorly, and probably just aggregating Tammy more. If you love your wife, tell her you love her and do something nice and unexpected for her. Don’t tell her in a virtue signaling, cliche facebook post. The man has the romantic perspective and insight of a 15 year old.

office work?

the only kind of job jack could actually land right now would be a greeter at walmart. and even then, he'd probably quit immediately after they tell him he needs to wear a mask

 

[stets]

office work?

Sitting at a desk is the only thing he’s physically capable of doing at this point, so it’d have to be something along those lines, however unlikely. I think even walmart greeter is out of the question since he’s surly and has no mobility. I’m also not even sure if those positions exist anymore - it seems to have morphed into loss prevention and cart pushing roles, which Jack couldn’t physically do.

After thinking about this more, possibly the only thing he’s both physically capable of doing and qualified for is low-level call center work. A lot of those joints churn through employees and constantly need warm bodies, so they’d give him a shot. I think he’d have trouble getting a job fielding inbound calls, which is relatively cushy. He’d have to do outbound sales calls or collections work. I could see him potentially being decent doing B2B cold calls, but only if his back is against the wall and it’s sell-or- starve. (He’d still probably inevitably get fired for mouthing off to people on the phone or telling his boss how to do their job, though.)

 

[DontEatThat]

Sitting at a desk is the only thing he’s physically capable of doing at this point, so it’d have to be something along those lines, however unlikely. I think even walmart greeter is out of the question since he’s surly and has no mobility. I’m also not even sure if those positions exist anymore - it seems to have morphed into loss prevention and cart pushing roles, which Jack couldn’t physically do.

After thinking about this more, possibly the only thing he’s both physically capable of doing and qualified for is low-level call center work. A lot of those joints churn through employees and constantly need warm bodies, so they’d give him a shot. I think he’d have trouble getting a job fielding inbound calls, which is relatively cushy. He’d have to do outbound sales calls or collections work. I could see him potentially being decent doing B2B cold calls, but only if his back is against the wall and it’s sell-or- starve. (He’d still probably inevitably get fired for mouthing off to people on the phone or telling his boss how to do their job, though.)

He has shit customer service skills on both sides of the spectrum, he might do ok as a call slug for like a week. Imagine if he had an interview for anything else.

Employer: So what skills do you bring to the table? Do you know Microsoft office?

*Jack shows his proud T&J services clip art show like a 5 year old waiting for it to be put on the fridge*

All in all, Jack is fucked

 

[captkrisma]

Jack wouldn't last in an office environment. Even with knowledge of Microsoft Office software, his attitude and...sense of humor...would be a HR nightmare. This is a guy who still uses '69' as numerals in his usernames. Someone who will defend his decisions even if they are blatantly wrong or even harmful. When people point out his mistakes he shuts them down immediately or gaslights them by saying that "that's just their opinion then". If he was confronted with his own clerical mistakes and told to fix it, he would make excuses to not do it or try to shift blame onto another employee.

 

[raticate]

he could do doordash in a self driving tesla. they're only 60k for a used beat up one, he could ask that strangled son for the cash

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

Sitting at a desk is the only thing he’s physically capable of doing at this point, so it’d have to be something along those lines, however unlikely. I think even walmart greeter is out of the question since he’s surly and has no mobility. I’m also not even sure if those positions exist anymore - it seems to have morphed into loss prevention and cart pushing roles, which Jack couldn’t physically do.

After thinking about this more, possibly the only thing he’s both physically capable of doing and qualified for is low-level call center work. A lot of those joints churn through employees and constantly need warm bodies, so they’d give him a shot. I think he’d have trouble getting a job fielding inbound calls, which is relatively cushy. He’d have to do outbound sales calls or collections work. I could see him potentially being decent doing B2B cold calls, but only if his back is against the wall and it’s sell-or- starve. (He’d still probably inevitably get fired for mouthing off to people on the phone or telling his boss how to do their job, though.)

There is a company that specializes in hiring disabled people, its 100% work from home. All you do is audit call center calls.
In theory it would be perfect for jack, but:
1) You need good reliable internet (my 150 mbps Comcast internet was giving me issues even when it was up the audio would still just stop/debuffer/ect, I had to switch ISPs and went up to 500 mpbs had no issues after the switch and that was the only change on all sides)
2) Multiscreen setups are basically needed with all the stuff you need to log in to/reference (the call audio page, the audit form, customer info, etc)
3) It requires a level of critical thinking skills
4) Even with two working arms I needed to make macros to help keep my time metrics, this requires a level of criticial thinking, pattern recognition and, technical skill that Jack is no where near.
5) Before the Coof killed the contract I was on the parent company was moving us to remote desktops (vs us working on our own computers) so most likely 2 and 4 would be killed.

 

[salmonellajack]

Does anyone have that clip of Jack mocking handicapped people? I know Jack Jr did one disgusting impression too but Jack Sr definitely did one. It was actually the catalyst for my hatred of this bastard.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Forgetting Jesus for a second.... I wonder if the reason that Tammy won’t leave Jack is that she may have to pay alimony and split her assets.

Even if she’s the breadwinner, I don’t think she’s making enough to enjoy a cushy lifestyle on her own (or at least after she’s given half of it away to Jack). Then supporting his dumbass on top of it... actually sounds like a bad deal.

Better off taking out an insurance policy and waiting for him to croak on his new diet of meat and cheese.