🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[inquizadoor]

tag yourself are you:
a) judes charade that she ever has to remind herself to eat
b) judy playacting that she does chores
c) her continued delusion that she has a chronic condition rather than self-inflicted consequences or, my favorite
d) the fact that her bones are now her children somehow???

 

[blue gopher snakes]

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tag yourself are you:
a) judes charade that she ever has to remind herself to eat
b) judy playacting that she does chores
c) her continued delusion that she has a chronic condition rather than self-inflicted consequences or, my favorite
d) the fact that her bones are now her children somehow???

I am Judy’s number one priority: Eating

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

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tag yourself are you:
a) judes charade that she ever has to remind herself to eat
b) judy playacting that she does chores
c) her continued delusion that she has a chronic condition rather than self-inflicted consequences or, my favorite
d) the fact that her bones are now her children somehow???

Jesus, she sounds like a +80 year-old grandma. "My bones are aching, rain must be coming!".

 

[Itterasshai]

Are young people really triggered by April fools now? I dont have twitter, but is this sentiment prevalent, or just some Jude attention whoring?

NULL, I didn't CONSENT to this waifu pfp!!! This is basically RAEP!!!!!

I know old people have said the younger generations are terrible weaklings for all of human history, but I think I am right to say; these kids are huge faggots.

To answer you seriously, I have not met a person my age giving a shit about April Fools' Day since primary school. Nobody is ‘triggered’, rather they are ‘uninterested’ and sometimes ‘irritated’.

I reckon this change of attitude between generations is because previously the holiday existed to provide a bit of entertainment for the prankers and amusement for the pranked. Nowadays there is a ton of custom-tailored delights everywhere, and so young people see no appeal in this kind of holiday.

On top of that, everybody is expecting lies on this date, and so it is nearly impossible to get somebody. People just greet each other with the customary ‘your back is white’ and respond with ‘hehe, funni’.

I also think that people see more pranks because of the internet, either by the sites themselves or in the news reports, and the saturation makes them mundane and tired. ‘Another site reskinned itself for the occasion? Damn, it only gets funnier.’

 

[HamFan]

She is afraid to be made a fool out of. Cpotatosd my ass.

Hi listen I-- someone just told me that -- hot white guy-- liked my tiktok and I am just babby,babby,puppy eyes emote.


Dig the pig acting sweet.
Fifth video. Saccharine voice, I can't embed, you won't regret.

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That most recent tik tok- "I suck! I suck! I suck! Isn't that hilarious?! I suck, and make fucking annoying noises! I totally fail at what I want to school for! Tee hee! Pay me?"

...Sorry, I can't embed or provide a direct link either (if possible with tik tok). They're all shitty, though.

 

[Itterasshai]

The abovementioned videos under the cut:

Spoiler: Videos

In case people are genuinely confused about how to share TikTok videos:

Spoiler: On downloading and linking from TikTok

If you are posting from the desktop and are using Chrome, you can open a video on TikTok, right-click it, and then click ‘Inspect’. In the panel that opens, you can find a link to the video file itself and just save it. I do not know how it works on other browsers, but I imagine it is quite similar. If you cannot download files or are using an app, you can simply share a link to a particular video. There is an arrow icon in the app and on a page that lets you copy it.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"acting is hard"

And she has a "degree".

 

[thejackal]

"acting is hard"

And she has a "degree".

Bruh it took her over 10 cuts on that 44 second monologue. JFC.

 

[PurpleEater]

Damn, Jude really has zero personality to the point where it's almost like self-satire.

"A little bit about me: I'm queer, Latinx, loud, bottom, uWu, I love cats."

Jude suspects she might be sick. Could it be WuFlu or is she just feeling ill from being so fat and lazy?

If you don't want people online to "play doctor," don't autistically share your symptoms, then.

Not only does she have the body of an elder, apparently she has dementia too.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Please, let it be the chink flu

 

[XenomorphThot]

What the fuck *is* this? I don't get the whole concept, other than realise she's found a new way to grift her subs.

 

[Lame Entropy]

What the fuck *is* this? I don't get the whole concept, other than realise she's found a new way to grift her subs.

I think she's going to make a paper chain and add a link in the respective color of whatever meets the stated criteria.

 

[Beach Whistle]

It should be a small, sad-looking little chain... but she's got some dedicated -- and browbeaten -- paypigs.

 

[stupid frog]

Please, let it be the chink flu

if judy dies, ill only be sad my chantal death pool bet didnt pay off

 

[flight of ideas]

To answer you seriously, I have not met a person my age giving a shit about April Fools' Day since primary school. Nobody is ‘triggered’, rather they are ‘uninterested’ and sometimes ‘irritated’.

That’s the thing, you see. The feeling the rest of us recognize as “irritated”? Jude calls that “triggered” because her tolerance for discomfort is so abysmally low and she has few to no adaptive self-regulation skills.

 

[Itterasshai]

That’s the thing, you see. The feeling the rest of us recognize as “irritated”? Jude calls that “triggered” because her tolerance for discomfort is so abysmally low and she has few to no adaptive self-regulation skills.

Her exact phraseology was way funnier than just ‘triggered’, I must say: she ‘feels really unsafe’ over people ‘manipulating her reality’ due to her ‘PTSD’. I seriously doubt she is actually that touchy, though. I think people like her use the strongest words to make others do as they want. I also think that popularising psychology gave millions of people medical students’ disease.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude is feeling herself again with the faggot fan:

She really thinks she looks cute and coy:

some fake bi sperging:

more complaining about feeling awful:

 

[OttoWest]

Judy, the day you smoosh your fat face into another woman’s snatch is the day you can comment on lesbian dating preferences. Until then you’re just a homophobic straight girl. Stay in your lanes fatty.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Wow you hit the nail on the head. She IS homophobic despite claiming queer as a big part of her merbrand.

As seen in the pic above, Logitech gave her those free, big white earphones. On strim, she also showed they gave her a free wireless mouse.

Also, someone tipped her $20. Then someone else paid for 5 gift subs. The usual usual.

Then, she couldn't find her "pain meds" for a while, but found them under her chair and took one.

Boring stuff.

 

[TurdFondler]

Yeah who HASN'T dropped and lost their pains meds in a room where pets hang out? Haha, adulting is hard uwu