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- 8 Paź 2019
Beets are paler than her.
🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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- 3 Paź 2019
It’s like someone taught a tattooed bear a trick that would be adorable if Tess was an actual bear.
Meanwhile I can just hear Alan Roberts’ opening salvo of indignation at this fitness professional performing such a ridiculous stunt with Tess, flinging an extra 115 lbs (times however much for velocity) endangering Tess’s already compromised hips, knees, and spine. And for what exactly? So she can balance herself for a few seconds on that landslide gunt, fail to gain any sort of purchase, poking her tongue out at (presumably) all us haydurs , not to mention common sense, and the laws of physics.
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- 18 Sty 2017
What a fucking linebacker, I love it. Tess squares up and everything.
I love how weird all this stuff is.
yousoundlikeanasshole
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- 17 Sty 2020
There is no way Nick doesn't know she's out here slandering him like this.
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- 23 Mar 2019
OMG THE AUDACITY. Says the woman who hasn't been there for her first born EVER in his life. Even though Nick is a total shit, being "capable" of showing up from Australia during a pandemic is a bit of a stretch.
There is no way Nick doesn't know she's out here slandering him like this.
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- 11 Paź 2018
I dunno, Tess. How /can/ a parent abandon their child, especially when they're capable of just showing up and choose not to?
Like when Rylee was a newborn up to when he was 2?
I'm standing by to be enlightened, you hypocritical hippopotamus.
Like when Rylee was a newborn up to when he was 2?
I'm standing by to be enlightened, you hypocritical hippopotamus.
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- 22 Lip 2020
You beautiful idiots. Sora Connor is on that Mean Girl Shit
. See how teeny she looks compared to the NFL’s greasiest linebacker, Tess Hooliday? Yeah, Sora knows what she looks like and that’s her motive for agree to overload Tess’ long-suffering knees for the ‘gram. She could be unwashed and ungroomed, bloated to hell from PMS and a PMS-cravings-related California burrito incident, with an enormous inflamed sore in the middle of her face and she’d STILL look like a hot bitch compared to Tess‘ best day. Tess is her DUFF of the week.
If I were Tess, this video would be the catalyst for the inevitable sheet cake overdose. I would NEVER have posted it if I were Tess. It makes her look like a fucking circus freak.
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- 3 Sie 2017
Says the woman who dumped her first kid on her mom, Jolene, and finally some unrelated dude.
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- 28 Lut 2020
Tess is used to being the biggest bully bitch on the block. She’s also used to orbiters kissing her ass, but the people who do are usually smaller-but-fat and uglier women who she can easily look down on. In her wildest dreams would a skinny pretty girl hang out with her, tell her she’s athletic, and act like a friend. Tess keeps going back to these classes because some part of it makes her feel good, and it ain’t the exercise. Sora could call her a cake eating couch to her face and it would take a little time to sink in to her cushions.You beautiful idiots. Sora Connor is on that Mean Girl Shit
If I were Tess, this video would be the catalyst for the inevitable sheet cake overdose. I would NEVER have posted it if I were Tess. It makes her look like a fucking circus freak.
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- 1 Kwi 2015
I found this gem while searching For Tess’ podcast and LOL. Tess quickly starts changing her accent and using AAVE. It’s embarrassing. She also ranted about that guy breaking up with her on Twitter and on this podcast she made it seem she dumped him? She talks more about that guy and how he was so HAWT and 6’5 and how he made a blatant excuse not to see her anymore.
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- 30 Sty 2020
Because you're a whore who wants some rich john to save you too?
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- 11 Paź 2018
Geebuz, Ollie. Didn't need to see your titties quite that easily. That singlet leaves nothing to the imagination, girl.
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Will say they're nicer than Tess' deflated fat-bags, though. Even when Tess' are shaped by clothing and photoshopped into balloons. (yes, yes, standing by for horrifying/islamic content/deviant ratings. Bring 'em.)
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Will say they're nicer than Tess' deflated fat-bags, though. Even when Tess' are shaped by clothing and photoshopped into balloons. (yes, yes, standing by for horrifying/islamic content/deviant ratings. Bring 'em.)
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- 15 Sie 2016
Little by little, Tess continues to ease into just outright admitting to being an escort.
Tubby Tess is an ideal client for someone like Sora. Tess is only interested in flopping around for a few minutes to prove her haydurs wrong and the social media “exposure” Sora gets might net her a few more clients who only have a casual interest in hot pilates. Most gyms stay open because most people don’t go but are too lazy/ashamed to cancel (most gyms require you cancel in person) so they get money and their equipment lasts longer as people don’t use it.You beautiful idiots. Sora Connor is on that Mean Girl Shit
She could be unwashed and ungroomed, bloated to hell from PMS and a PMS-cravings-related California burrito incident, with an enormous inflamed sore in the middle of her face and she’d STILL look like a hot bitch compared to Tess‘ best day. Tess is her DUFF of the week.
If I were Tess, this video would be the catalyst for the inevitable sheet cake overdose. I would NEVER have posted it if I were Tess. It makes her look like a fucking circus freak.
A more conscientious trainer would have dropped Tess but this is LA where everyone gloms onto the nearest famous person, even if it is a Z lister like Tess. I’m sure Tess regaled Sora with her brief chat with Seth Rogen.
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- 4 Lis 2019
Oh man, "I could take a bath everyday". Did Tess just admit she doesn't bathe regularly?
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- 7 Lip 2020
She's certainly too fat to maintain proper hygiene using a shower. If she has to bathe to clean all her folds and divots, then she ought to be bathing every day. If she isn't taking baths...well, I wouldn't want to be one of her johns, that's for sure.
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- 21 Lut 2016
There she goes again, using Olly for her trans-ness like an object or accessory. I'd feel bad for Olly if Olly weren't a shiftless couch surfing narc herself.
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- 8 Paź 2019
Took the words right out of my brain. Absolutely disgusting.
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- 3 Sie 2017
Tess goes for several reasons:
1. Remember how Tess made a New Years' resolution to not show her workouts anymore, and how quickly she did an about face on that? Flabletics was going to drop her because she hadn't done any actual exercising in the workout clothes they sent her, and so Tess had to play along or else get dropped by her last big sponsor.
2. Tess thinks that by flailing around like a tipped over cow that she's "sHoWiNg ThE hAtErS" that she's sooo healthy! Because rolling around on the floor for a few minutes will completely negate the 1000 calories and +50 grams of fat in the ice cream she'll inhale later that day.
3. Tess is a clout chaser, and one place clout chasers love to inhabit are upscale gyms, since many celebs can be found there. Tess is just dying to run into one so she can bug them for a photo op that she'll post on her IG and act like she's super BFFs with them.
Tesshollidaysflupaknees
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- 10 Wrz 2018
Tess uploaded a new episode of her podcast onto YouTube.
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- 4 Lis 2019
Tess interviews a creepy fat gay pedo, how long till he's sharing a bunkbed with Bowie?