-Ding dong welcome to Hellcast sponsored by professional Lindsay Lohan impersonator Elizabeth Aloni
-This is Robert Alario aka Bobby aka holyfit2021 aka President and CEO of “holyfit”
-Bobby’s personal slogan is “brand new at 52”—2 years ago he identified as LGBTQ after hearing a political leader (Cuomo) speak in New York
-Bobby’s new to the “lifestyle” but it’s “beautiful and feels great and creative”
-Bobby is the “ambassador of love”
-CAROLE IS BOBBY'S MOM
-She lives in Las Vegas, she accepts her children “no matter what they do or how their thought pattern is”
-Carole is fine with whatever the children choose to be as long as their heart is good
-Speaking of children (Elizabeth’s words not mine), let’s hear from Desmond, Americas teen drag superstar!
-Desmond introduces himself as LGBTQ advocate and “drag kid”
-Des’ goal in life is to help others be themselves and not worry about judgement
-Elizabeth welcomes “beautiful Wendy” (o.k.)
-Meet Wendy, she lives in NYC but is originally from SoCal, and she has SEVEN BIRDS (bitch wtf)
-Desmond calls his mom his “dragager” (like “manager”…don’t like it)
-So Wendy puts a lot of time into Desmond is Amazing to launch ~their~ career
-Wendy: I do! I think ~he~ has propelled ~his~ own career, but someone has to take care of all the emails and phone calls and appointments.
-Bobby thinks the chemistry between Wendy and Desmond is really amazing, and that Wendy brings out Desmond’s creativity
-Elizabeth want to asks each person to answer this question truthfully: Let’s start with Bobby. The question is, “what does kindness and love mean to you?”
-Love is everything to Bobby, it’s what drives him, it’s hard to explain…he’s rambling unintelligible or his connection sucks (future-me: it is not his connection)
-Bobby: I never thought it possible would fall in love and get married again. These years have been confusing.
-He loves Cuomo and is proud to be LGBTQ
-This guy speaks like a fucking NPC. What on earth is he talking about?
-Carole: “What comes from your heart is love, no matter what form it takes—as a mother, as a friend, as a partner, love is everything and that’s all we have in the end. Other than that all we have is our trappings of life, all we have in our heart is love.”
-Carole seems like a nice old lady. Sucks that her son is Robert
-Bobby goes on a tangent how much he loves his mom, how she’s an “angel”, Wendy nods as Liz talks about how it’s a blessing to have a mom, now asks Desmond what kindness and love means to him
-Desmond: it means loving others…
-Elizabeth interrupts Desmond for a bad joke
-Desmond: …being yourself, loving yourself for who you are, as long as it’s not hurting anyone else emotionally or physically. To me kindness means respecting others and support them as long as you believe they deserve basic human rights and you respect them as a human being then they love you”
-What???
-Elizabeth says “how eloquent and beautiful, from the mouth of babes”
-Wendy: to me kindness is the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated (so Wendy wants to be abused and starved??). Love comes from within you and you should give it to others without expecting to get anything in return but it’s nice when someone loves you back. So I think it’s nice when there’s families because that love is unconditional between everybody.”
-Translation: Wendy is glad she has a family because there is no one else she can legally force to love her
-Carole said her son has had a very full life—his wife died a few years ago, his heart is still broken
-Bobby talks about how hard it is that the wife died (I feel kind of bad) but then starts saying how LGBTQ changed his life or whatever
-Carole compares being gay to “only liking people with blonde hair” ???
-Carole thinks people “overthink” things and put pressure on ourselves—“you just love someone that’s it. We’re putting too much emphasis on the wrong thing, put the emphasis on the love, that’s all.”
-(Carole makes me happy)
-Bobby: Love as long as no one is getting hurt, love is love
-Wendy nods and smiles—I am shaking my head and frowning
-Elizabeth: it’s about giving the child space to be who they are, and loving that exciting journey of loving who they are
-Wow, if only Wendy would take her advice and leave Desmond the fuck alone lmao
-Des tries to hide a yawn lol
-Wendy tells about her journey with Desmond
-13:20 “One thing that always bothered me is when parents try to create a mini version of themselves. Because those kids don’t wanna be you, they wanna be who they are. You see parents get caught up in making sure their kids do a certain activity like football or ballet, and don’t let the kid do what they wanna do—leading with love and letting them explore and become the person that they will.”
-FUCKING LOL. Pound sand Wendy
-Elizabeth thinks Wendy has a good point about “mini me’s”—IF ONLY WENDY WOULD FUCKING TAKE HER OWN ADVICE
-Around 16 minutes Desmond explains how he got started: “without my mom I wouldn’t be here”
-Classic story that Wendy always loved Rupaul, and he watched it when he was 2 etc.
-Great job showing how Wendy totally doesn’t control and make him a mini me…no not at all
-Desmond even says he doesn’t remembering being 2, so his mom had told him this memory.
-Desmond says he was a “really stubborn baby”—Wendy says “you are stubborn. I’m getting myself in trouble here”
-How can a baby stubborn? Isn’t it just like…a baby?
-Bobby is loving this story about Desmond stealing his moms work shoes and sashe-ing around the house
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-Desmond looks like he’s having hard time talking for himself—asks mom to remind him of how things happened, reverts into having a conversation with Wendy instead of talking to Elizabeth, example at 17-17:22 minutes
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-Desmond went to his first show in drag December of 2014
-(sidenote: Elizabeth is annoying and I hate her)
-Wendy reminds that Desmond did ONLY KID FRIENDLY DRAG SHOWS
-Wendy is totally about to bring up Kiwifarms but she holds her good self back
-Elizabeth is impressed Wendy finds “age-appropriate ways” to turn her son into pedobait
-At 18:30 Liz asks how Desmond and Robert got connected—Bobby jumps in
-Bobby learned of Desmond “abstractly and surreally” (??) in the beginning on the pandemic, sucks Cuomo’s dick again, and through Cuomo he came to know the world of LGBTQ community
-Bobby is moving to a “wonderful popular gay area”
-He has some stories when he was younger, some ‘tough stuff’ he doesn’t want to talk about
-He’s happy to be here and see such a light from Desmond
-Elizabeth asks: how do you use your creativity to support your mission around love?
-She thinks Bobby has a mission to “spread love and help people feel love”—yeah if you talking about the not-so-good type of love
-Bobby is getting a new start: “Nobody’s getting any younger here and that scares the crap outta me! Sorry for the language…”
-Desmond: it’s ok, I live in New York I hear it all the time.
-Translation: my mom curses at me every day it’s okay
-Bobby has entrepreneurial projects, such as body building
-The way Robert talks makes me feel sick
-He’s making a LGBTQ fashion line?
-Bobby is looking forward to dating soon—talks about meeting someone special and getting married, he seems really lonely
-I think Bobby saying that he feels being with a woman wouldn’t be fair to his passed wife? And that is why he will date men now? Elizabeth looks confused…me too girl
-“It means a lot to me to be light in spirit and happy and gay” -Robert Alario
-Now they asks Desmond: how do you use your creativity to further love in the world?
-Bobby starts answering instead of Desmond—lmao
-Revelation: is Robert on drugs?
-Desmond asks her to repeat the question
-He’s having a hard time answering questions and seems so anxious—I feel bad for him
-Desmond wants to teach people how to respect the LGBTQ community (RIP to that effort) and using his popularity to get that message out
-Question from an attendee: what gave you the strength to be yourself at such a young age?
-Desmond: my mom just let me be me, and made me feel love and I was just able to be myself without her judging me
-Elizabeth is trying to connect that maternal support and love and acceptance leads people like Desmond and Bobby to be who they are
-Bobby drawls on about nothing
-I hate Elizabeth Aloni
-I hate this narrative that Wendy is such an amazing mother
-I think Robert is on drugs. Or he has a brain problem/hard of hearing
-Bobby is so grateful that Desmond’s generation is so accepting
-Elizabeth thinks there’s a “calmness” of the support and love that Carole and Wendy have for their kids
-I personally stan Carole and to compare her to Wendy is a disgrace
-28:14 “In ancient history, loving the same sex was just a part of life” -Robert Alario, 2021
-“Love is rising and the worlds changing. It’s changed my heart” -Robert Alario, 2021
-Everyone is so uncomfortable by Bobby lol
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-He is a sweaty meat raisin, who speaks like he is on Xanax and Adderall at the same time
-“Desmond’s happiness brings me back to what I could never get back” shut up Robert
-Elizabeth thinks that is “wonderful”
-Asks Desmond, what is next for you? What are you working on?
-Wendy’s birds interrupt
-Go to 30:49 for the evil Wendy laugh sound
-Desmond wants to go back to performing after pandemic and wants to get his website done (gestures to mom—like he is waiting for her to do it)
-Wendy is like “I’m working on it!!”
-Gosh Desmond how dare you demand such a thing
-(mfw I forget to finish my sons website)
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-Liz wants to create more webinars so Desmond can perform “safely” during the--
@FBI, found honeypot pls respond
-Elizabeth asks, “how has the pandemic made you feel differently about love?”
-Desmond, confused: “like love for myself? It’s just been really weird…I mean, I’m only 13 so I can’t say much about LOVE love….I’ve just tried to keep my vibes up and stay positive.”
-Wendy aggressively mentions, that Desmond HATES virtual school
-Desmond said his grades have plummeted
-“online school isn’t school. I haven’t learned 1 thing from online school” -Desmond, 2021
-How did pandemic affect Bobby?
-Well, Bobby loves his life
-Thank god Carole’s dog is barking loudly, cutting off whatever gnarly trash Bobby is probably saying
-Talking about his wife and how she would “want him to be happy” (he is referring to ~finding LOVE love~ during pandemic, if you know what I mean, winky face)
-Bobby doesn’t even notice that no one can hear him, god knows what he is only saying now
-Elizabeth asks everyone to share a “tip on bringing love”
-I realize that I unironically love Wendy’s Hot-Topic-ass sweater. The whole look would be cute if I didn’t hate her
-(Here's the link for anyone who likes it as much as I do lol
https://www.heruniverse.com/product...rland-im-late-flower-sweatshirt/14761116.html)
-Wendy is a “shining start of teaching your child self-love” ok Liz
-“Let love come to you and give love out. That’s just what loves about” -bars from Wendy
-Won’t Bobby share with us a way, that he shares love and gives love to the world?
-37:20—apparently Bobby is the one who set up this webinar! Um…what?
-Bobby babbles away from topic and then needs her to repeat the question
-He starts talking about pandemic—how will he eventually become part of the community?
-So he learned about Gay City News (the ones hosting this call), called them, and the lady there said “since you’re such a fan of Desmond (barf) you can write him a tribute!”
-So Bobby wrote something “from the heart”
-He looooooooooves Desmond
-An attendee said: “Bobby, it’s your positivity and your optimism and even the words you use that show your love”
-BRAND NEW AT 52 BABY
-Bobby is like, “Peace and love, bible intros” (???)
-He is like, “I love love. Through Desmond I respect myself and like myself more. Desmond is a shining star”
-Carole has gratitude for the people around her in the pandemic
-When Carole talks, it’s like she’s the only participant who is not dissociating
-She’s “grateful for the good times, will have to understand the rest of it someday. Love your family, love your friends and be grateful for their love” God I do love Carole
-At 41:43, Robert randomly brings up mortality—says his mom lost a friend this morning and his dad did too—awkward!
-Explains that his wife died and “never woke up”
-Take it down a notch buddy, gay means happy
-Wendy feigns sympathy:
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-Desmond's face as Robert explains his wife dying in her sleep:
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-…Is this a therapy session for Robert? But like, he needs to do it publicly because he is a narc?
-Elizabeth asks Desmond…something. They are like the same question over and over again, I feel like actually in a dream
-Desmond’s answer to whatever question is: “accepting yourself, making new friends, being kind, loving yourself…just think positive about yourself, don’t think you’re ugly ‘cause you’re not, no one is ugly.”
-Well, Elizabeth has had a “wonderful time”
-LOVE IS ALL AROUND YOU
-Your self-love is your superpower
-But now it’s time to go. Would anyone like to say something? Of course Robert would
-Bobby tells us everything is fragile. He’s letting go of a lot of pain and possibilities.
-44:46, someone please tell me that I got what he is saying right? “This is my choice now. I have drugs calling me or whatever the situation, I won’t get into anything negative, whatever rough roads I had, things that were not of the heterosexual nature, was that my choice…this is my choice now. And the LGBTQ community as a whole is a loving caring spirit and everything I adore.”
-im SCCREAMING at this answer. Not even Elizabeth can pretend it is normal at this point
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Wendy at the moment Robert mentioned how much gay sex they had in ancient history:
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It's a real shame when even your mother can't hide how embarrassed she is for you.
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Same, Carole, same.
-Robert says he likes his town and will start dating soon, that he “gets a lot of compliments from guys”
-This is conversation to have with your mom on phone call, not in Zoom, thank you very much
-Bobby’s goal is to spread, that love is everything
-Finally, mercifully, it is over.
