The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Update on current & ex ranch residents.
In an amazing twist, thanks to @local killjoy , we not only have another confirmed current rancher, but one who may have their own room in the main house. Noteworthy if true.
December 2019 tweet from Penny names @deathpigeon as a resident. Tweet from this week confirming @deathpigeon lives at the ranch. Goes by 'Winter', as well as a bunch of other things because 'plural'.

Spoiler: Caps of above

(@ikksnay is also mentioned in Penny's post, haven't looked at them yet)

Other details:
*Mom is first language is Serbo-Croatian; I believe. Dad's middle name is 'X'; I doubt.
CuriousCat q&a archive. Interacts a lot with Kevin's e-girlfriend @katabassist / was @devourer_rose.
Paypal under the deadname so DMs only. Fiancee: AGPrincess.
E-begs under a different stream than the ranch.

He appears to live in the house, in a small office type room converted to a bedroom (not one of the two legal bedrooms). Here are some of Winter/@deathpigeon's pictures:
[1] blue wall/long window/raspberry bedding

[2] blue wall/long window/raspberry bedding

[3] raspberry bedding

Spoiler: Accompanying tweets & archives

[1]

[2]

[3]

Left: the room as pictured in the realtor.com listing (Archive, doesn't work with the gallery). Right: red arrow is the window from the exterior.

In the same room, 'I'm sorry Storm, I am not a Russian bot'. Archive.

Last thing on Winter/deathpigeon, just a picture it would be a shame not to include to round out the last three months [archive].

Archive.
Is it premature to add this to the house lineup? I don't think so personally.
> > > > >

On the ex-rancher front, (and @JY's Tampon did all the work here):
-@prolego called it here and I forgot to add it, but we can be reasonably sure Justyne/Zirdo was the person who acrimoniously split with Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in December 2020. This was confirmation for me: saying goodbye to the sheep on the ranch the day of/after Bonnie's angry tweeting about a rancher leaving. Zirdo's arrival date also updated per this tweet, 6th July.
-Also confirmations that @anarchowhore and @transroadie @iwwegawism and @butchbloc were short term visitors: Butchbloc and another troon in Portand by October 7th. 'Wife' iwwegawism tweet begs for them both a little later. If anyone has a keen desire to see iwwegaswism/anarchowhore's dick and massive nips, you can do so on his escorting page.
All three are up to date in my last post about them.

Edit: Bonnie's December Rage didn't appear to be archived, so dropping the links in here.

Spoiler

10th Dec 3.04PM
10th Dec 4.46PM
10th Dec 5.44PM
11th Dec 4.42AM
11th December 8.08-8.29AM

*ETA: @S.C.U.D. that was a mistake on my part, fixed.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Mom is Serbo-Croatian; I believe. Claims dad's middle name is 'X'; I doubt.

Serbo-Croatian is a language, not an ethnicity. Mom could be Croat, Serb, Bosniak, or Montenegrin. There's even the possibility of Kosovar Albanian but I don't think that's likely. Doesn't really narrow it down unless we have a last name, of which those for the most part tend to trend along ethnic lines in that region. If we knew the mom's religion that would also tell us an ethnicity because Croats are Catholic, Serbs and Montenegrins are Orthodox, and Bosniaks are Muslim.

 

[Free Ken Allen]

They won't say it, but they're really preparing to defend against the Shenis Shredder, who has broken into transgender homes and shredded shenises since 1973. To this day, the elusive Shenis Shredder has never been caught.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

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Must be doing research for an upcoming role.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

He appears to live in the house, in a small office type room converted to a bedroom (not one of the two legal bedrooms). Here are some of Winter/@deathpigeon's pictures:
[1] blue wall/long window/raspberry bedding
Wyświetl załącznik 2015503

I think this might just be Kevin's room and they changed the sheets at some point (shocking, I know). The wall colors and window location match
Disregard, see @Swerf'n'Terf 's excellent analysis

 

[Free Ken Allen]

Update on current & ex ranch residents.
In an amazing twist, thanks to @local killjoy , we not only have another confirmed current rancher, but one who may have their own room in the main house. Noteworthy if true.
December 2019 tweet from Penny names @deathpigeon as a resident. Tweet from this week confirming @deathpigeon lives at the ranch. Goes by 'Winter', as well as a bunch of other things because 'plural'.

Spoiler: Caps of above

Wyświetl załącznik 2015395
(@ikksnay is also mentioned in Penny's post, haven't looked at them yet)
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Wyświetl załącznik 2015399

Other details:
*Mom is first language is Serbo-Croatian; I believe. Dad's middle name is 'X'; I doubt.
CuriousCat q&a archive. Interacts a lot with Kevin's e-girlfriend @katabassist / was @devourer_rose.
Paypal under the deadname so DMs only. Fiancee: AGPrincess.
E-begs under a different stream than the ranch.

He appears to live in the house, in a small office type room converted to a bedroom (not one of the two legal bedrooms). Here are some of Winter/@deathpigeon's pictures:
[1] blue wall/long window/raspberry bedding
Wyświetl załącznik 2015503
[2] blue wall/long window/raspberry bedding
Wyświetl załącznik 2015427Wyświetl załącznik 2015437
[3] raspberry bedding
Wyświetl załącznik 2015413Wyświetl załącznik 2015414

Spoiler: Accompanying tweets & archives

[1]
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[2]
Wyświetl załącznik 2015426
[3]
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Left: the room as pictured in the realtor.com listing (Archive, doesn't work with the gallery). Right: red arrow is the window from the exterior.
Wyświetl załącznik 2013380Wyświetl załącznik 2013381
In the same room, 'I'm sorry Storm, I am not a Russian bot'. Archive.
Winter.mp4
Last thing on Winter/deathpigeon, just a picture it would be a shame not to include to round out the last three months [archive].
Wyświetl załącznik 2015507Wyświetl załącznik 2015506
Archive.
Is it premature to add this to the house lineup? I don't think so personally.
Wyświetl załącznik 2015231 > > > > > Wyświetl załącznik 2015292

On the ex-rancher front, (and @JY's Tampon did all the work here):
-@prolego called it here and I forgot to add it, but we can be reasonably sure Justyne/Zirdo was the person who acrimoniously split with Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in December 2020. This was confirmation for me: saying goodbye to the sheep on the ranch the day of/after Bonnie's angry tweeting about a rancher leaving. Zirdo's arrival date also updated per this tweet, 6th July.
-Also confirmations that @anarchowhore and @transroadie @iwwegawism and @butchbloc were short term visitors: Butchbloc and another troon in Portand by October 7th. 'Wife' iwwegawism tweet begs for them both a little later. If anyone has a keen desire to see iwwegaswism/anarchowhore's dick and massive nips, you can do so on his escorting page.
All three are up to date in my last post about them.

Edit: Bonnie's December Rage didn't appear to be archived, so dropping the links in here.

Spoiler

10th Dec 3.04PM
10th Dec 4.46PM
10th Dec 5.44PM
11th Dec 4.42AM
11th December 8.08-8.29AM

*ETA: @S.C.U.D. that was a mistake on my part, fixed.

Kevin has been on HRT for idk how long and got his dick inverted and he's still shaped like a fat kid with mild gynecomastia. Seems like HRT just transforms ugly dudes into ugly dudes with decreased muscle tone and moobs that still wouldn't fill an A cup. Hate to say it but big pharma is kinda based for sterilizing AGP coomers and making a buck off it. Everything else resulting from letting troons believe they're oppressed is unfortunate tho.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Borders are fascist.

Indeed. They should be embracing those crossing them instead of wanting to put them in cages.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

It's a ranch... why didn't they already have a fence?

You must remember, the TURD is only really a ranch in name. In reality, it's just a medium sized residential property in the middle of assfuck colorado that's been hoarded with animals.

 

[Free Ken Allen]

Borders are fascist.

Borders are fascist, boundaries are borders, therefore boundaries are fascist and thus "consent" and "rape" are fascist constructs. And that's why us folx here at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch of Colorado are in an open relationship with our whole herd of alpacas.

 

[Friendly Futa]

I mean, they haven't shown any proof of the fash attacking them yet nor any of the supposedly public threats online, so don't feel that everyone is obligated to believe you or not have even the slightest bit of skepticism.

It's been over a WEEK and we don't have a single shred of evidence. Not one screenshot of a threat or blurry picture of a naked undercover gay cowboy. Even when they have recently acquired about a dozen new security cameras. What the FUCK. Give us something to believe in Penellope.

 

[Free Ken Allen]

I think this might just be Kevin's room and they changed the sheets at some point (shocking, I know). The wall colors and window location match
Wyświetl załącznik 2015694

Does this hydrogen peroxide go in his neoclunge? If so he must have elephant's toothpaste pouring out of it when it reacts with god knows what's in there.

Also who's down to drive out there with seven live traps and some tuna to get these cats to the nearest humane society? Or at least trap-neuter-release. I'm guessing with their level of irresponsibility these felines don't get snipped and those pussies can multiply fast. The last thing these tards need is more animals to neglect. The environment doesn't need it either.

Also the center cat looks like a bengal, which cost a couple grand. Either that cat is crowdfunded or they were lucky enough to stumble upon one at a shelter.

 

[Cool Spot]

Dang, had no idea Winter even existed on the Tranch. Kind of odd that he seemingly has little presence despite having a significant amount of presence on Twitter. I assume he's another one who doesn't work and instead shovels money over to be a Tranch tenant (mostly e-begging, it seems, only troons with clout need apply). Still seems to have won out over the other non-working troons for getting his own room.

Like I said before, this place isn't even a ranch, it's just a troon sex cult.

 

[Cool Spot]

Also the center cat looks like a bengal, which cost a couple grand. Either that cat is crowdfunded or they were lucky enough to stumble upon one at a shelter.

I pointed it out a while back in the Kevin thread, but yes that cat is a Bengal and they either blew lots of money on it from a breeder or found it at a shelter (Bengals are very high energy so many people who buy them end up having to give them up for adoption because they're too much to handle).

I think they have additional kittens because Penny posted photos and videos a few months back. Poor things don't deserve to be in a troon hoarder house.

 

[WarJams]

They had a beater and even put a new one on their Amazon wishlist. They also have access to a bobcat, so they'll probably just rent a post driver.

>dubious hydraulics and also lunatics
Well, this could certainly also end in fatalities, or horrifically maiming, life-altering injuries.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

>dubious hydraulics and also lunatics
Well, this could certainly also end in fatalities, or horrifically maiming, life-altering injuries.

Who's your first choice on getting maimed?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>dubious hydraulics and also lunatics
Well, this could certainly also end in fatalities, or horrifically maiming, life-altering injuries.

>tractor with bad hydraulics
>busted PV system with half-dead batteries and jury-rigged inverter
>several fried generators
>frat house cooking
>utter filth everywhere
>badly mounted firearms with mounting brackets through their trigger guards
>alpaca rape shed with bare insulation
>something I can't remember about the septic tank
>a used 2014 Chevy Silverado Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza bought for $14,000 and had to fix almost immediately
>sheared their alpacas in the late autumn, drove up to Washington state to have the fleece processed
>absolutely /k/omical shooting
>absolutely /k/omical guns

I see a certain, uh, pattern emerge here.

Who's your first choice on getting maimed?

Let's go with Paul "Troon Boone" since Kev had his stink ditch installed and Phillip "Pennywise" was kicked in the knee in January (?) by a naughty 'paca.

 

[Prolego]

Update on current & ex ranch residents.

@ikksnay might still be there too. I've had a quick look at his twitter, and he's been retweeting their latest e-begging and scaremongering, mixed in with a load of really dull tranny/furry stuff and the usual anti-capitalism-but-please-buy-my-stuff rants.

Not really a dox, but let me save you wasting time on this guy, he really is dull

Spoiler: Really Really Dull

His twitter profile


The group he says he podcasts for are really weird. They claim they play boardgames, chat about that, then upload it. I'm not sure whether it's that, or they're producing a line of Tales From The Riverbank porn.


The website is at https://www.sixfeatsunder.com/ (X)

One vaguely interesting tweet, if only for the response at the bottom


https://twitter.com/ikksnay/status/1368749324037890050 (X)

Panny and Paul really are hoarding them, aren't they. I wonder if they stop to let the troons out in the morning on the way to letting out the alpacas. Will we get a troon version of that famous Warren Jeffs photo

 

[White Devil]

Who's your first choice on getting maimed?

Aren't most of them already voluntarily maimed?

 

[Friendly Futa]

I'm stumped for Bonnie and Josie though.

Maybe Nick Kroll with a fat suit could pull a convincing Bonnie.

 

[Cool Spot]

>dubious hydraulics and also lunatics
Well, this could certainly also end in fatalities, or horrifically maiming, life-altering injuries.

Troon vs lathe.