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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Głosy: 103 4,5%
  • Rioley

    Głosy: 279 12,1%
  • Penis

    Głosy: 417 18,1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Głosy: 300 13,0%
  • Boner

    Głosy: 300 13,0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Głosy: 685 29,7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Głosy: 717 31,1%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Głosy: 267 11,6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Głosy: 205 8,9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Głosy: 1 151 49,9%
  • Kindness

    Głosy: 669 29,0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Głosy: 313 13,6%

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I love how they blame "over-inflated tires" on "the militias".

So you're telling me these sooper-sneaky militias came out in the dead of night carrying a canister of pressurized air all the way across semi-arid plains to your armed psycho compound just to put too much air in your tires?
Are you sure it was the militias, or are troons just too dumb to know how to properly inflate a tire?

Shit, I bet one of them left the stove on when they went on vacation and blamed it on the "militias".
 
I love how they blame "over-inflated tires" on "the militias".

So you're telling me these sooper-sneaky militias came out in the dead of night carrying a canister of pressurized air all the way across semi-arid plains to your armed psycho compound just to put too much air in your tires?
Are you sure it was the militias, or are troons just too dumb to know how to properly inflate a tire?

Shit, I bet one of them left the stove on when they went on vacation and blamed it on the "militias".
They caught me in my dastardly plot. Next time I'll try to hide their dilators.
 
After seeing those pictures... All in favor that they perform a tactical airstrike sanctioned by our friends that glow in the dark say aye?
 
so which thread do i watch for the alpaca autopsy results?

i'm on the edge of my seat here. will it be poison? malnutrition? exposure? surely if it was shot, there would be no reason for autopsy, right?
 
I am still waiting to see images like these from the troon ranch:
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Do they only have drugs and alpacas on this farm?

As I saw The Stranger, that combination doesn't mix well...
Animals on the farm include mostly alpacas, plus a couple of sheep, enough chickens that they sell eggs, possibly a few ducks, and Kevin.

They smoke weed but have never mentioned growing it.
 
Alpacas are really quite cute. They are pretty bad as profitable lifestock, but they are actually used in therapy.
They have a very docile and gentle nature and are pretty friendly.
They are often used as therapy animals for children who have undergone heavy trauma.
I hope most of them survive the onslaught when a portal to the warp openes and Kevin ascends to become a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh.
 
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