DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Generic_Detractor2021]

LMAO! So his dumb ass wife is stuck working retail because of the economy. Not because she didnt apply herself to higher education, or because of her background/criminal history, or because she's unable to hold a job with more responsibility. Its because of the economy and covid that she cant get a better job.

Got it. Thanks for pointing that out, Dave

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sounds like he's laying the groundwork for why he can't get a real job.

 

[No Context DSP Chat]

So Phil just said he's lost touch with his wife and doesnt understand her anymore when she talks: "She'll walk in the house and say something like "yo fam! yknow wap up some grub on the stove" ack ack ack"

Now, if I were the kind of autismo to give into conspiracy theories, shit like this would make me think Kat has left the building, because what kinda of a retarrrrr "doesnt get" their spouse? Maybe someone who talks to them once a month?

 

[Iron Hamster]

So Phil just said he's lost touch with his wife and doesnt understand her anymore when she talks: "She'll walk in the house and say something like "yo fam! yknow wap up some grub on the stove" ack ack ack"

Now, if I were the kind of autismo to give into conspiracy theories, shit like this would make me think Kat has left the building, because what kinda of a retarrrrr "doesnt get" their spouse? Maybe someone who talks to them once a month?

And why is he trying to make it sound like she would be her sister?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Sounds like he's laying the groundwork for why he can't get a real job.

It's heresy to use those two words in the same sentence!

 

[Atmew]

Sounds like he's laying the groundwork for why he can't get a real job.

He def is. Someone had brought up that Wings was able to get a job and might stop streaming soon. They then said this disproves DSP excuse and he went off. I forgot exactly what he said, but he knew he was called out.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Holy shit its getting to a point where his "waifu dilemma" is now effecting normal playthroughs. Holy shit Phil your bad.

It is rather telling for this one game, yeah. I figure someone explained to him behind the scenes what Saeko's job as a soapland worker actually entailed. Flimsy excuse for prostitution where the woman supposedly bathes the customer by rubbing herself all over him, then just so happens to decide to give him something extra. Prositution is outlawed in Japan so people resorted to clever bullshit like that. She's retired from active duty but Saeko is in essence a whorehouse manager. Most people probably already know this stuff, but I figure it came as quite a shock to Philiam, who immediately refused to associate with filthy temptresses.

As for Eri, she's just a cute office worker in a failing business. She meets a much older man and he helps her set her business on the right path, to the point where she, and the man she met end up outrageously succesful and filthy rich. She's also much younger than Ichiban and Ichiban isn't considered particularly good looking. Eventually, she falls for him. Phil probably doesn't even want to be near Eri, it's basically an idealized version of his relationship with Panda...

The last one that he bemusingly didn't use much or at all really is Zhao. In spite of Phil having a really weird hard-on for the Chef job and slapping it on Nanba far more than he should have. Zhao is the one guy who can make that job work, is an actual chef, and is a Majima spiritual successor. That also sadly comes with ambiguous sexuality, painted nails and strong relationships with other manly men. Namely Mabuchi first and then he meets another man that he can trust as a brother, Ichiban. The relationship doesn't get as intense as Kiryu and Majima, but it's up there. At least Zhao doesn't pull the essence of flawless shirt ripping. Still, he might give Phil uncomfortable boners.

So Phil just said he's lost touch with his wife and doesnt understand her anymore when she talks: "She'll walk in the house and say something like "yo fam! yknow wap up some grub on the stove" ack ack ack"

Now, if I were the kind of autismo to give into conspiracy theories, shit like this would make me think Kat has left the building, because what kinda of a retarrrrr "doesnt get" their spouse? Maybe someone who talks to them once a month?

Yes. Kat is picking up new speech habits from the outside world, while Phil's in his self imposed confinement. I don't know if you meant to nail the frequency of their talks and shared moments but once a month sounds accurate. They don't do anything together but go shopping and eat. It's hilarious that Phil's example about Kat busting out the ebonics was also related to food. Literally all they talk about is food and where to get food. It's easy to stop getting someone when neither of you have anything to say to the other. Disregard that, it was out of context.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He def is. Someone had brought up that Wings was able to get a job and might stop streaming soon. They then said this disproves DSP excuse and he went off. I forgot exactly what he said, but he knew he was called out.

lmao. That's awesome.

 

[Fill Bern El]

This month has been an incredibly slow month for khantent according to Phil. He's also guilt tripping his viewers for "making" him play Divinity and thus he's "locked out" of playing other RPGs. He is truly a manipulative nutcase.

It's funny because he acts like because his Twitch is based around..."variety"....that he can't just play whatever he wants. It doesn't even make sense to have this type of mentality to play games when they release since day 1 views are nothing compared to the money he can make on whales.

In addition, his refusal last night to immediately switch to another game because "this is what was scheduled for tonight" implies to me that either some whale was heavily supporting Yakuza behind the scenes or Phil just likes to bore his audience to death.

He def is. Someone had brought up that Wings was able to get a job and might stop streaming soon. They then said this disproves DSP excuse and he went off. I forgot exactly what he said, but he knew he was called out.

To be honest, I really don't think DSP could get another job. What job could he possibly get to compensate for the near $70-$100k job he already has? Part of the reason he makes so much is the sheer amount of streaming he does, "working" 6 days a week.

Compare LTG. He has a $30 goal to turn his camera on. Wings struggles to get $25 per hour for a CoD stream. DSP could sit on his ass, go to a water break, and then break $100.

 

[harbinger]

"yo fam! yknow wap up some grub on the stove"

Kat getting Blacked confirmed

 

[epictldr]

"Big Shout Out" to Str6berry for the 2.50 tip (which just so happens to be Derich's favorite girl Luna's twitter handle btw)

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

To be honest, I really don't think DSP could get another job. What job could he possibly get to compensate for the near $70-$100k job he already has? Part of the reason he makes so much is the sheer amount of streaming he does, "working" 6 days a week.

Compare LTG. He has a $30 goal to turn his camera on. Wings struggles to get $25 per hour for a CoD stream. DSP could sit on his ass, go to a water break, and then break $100.

Not only that, but no one would hire him. Even if they did, his terrible attitude and work ethic means he wouldn't last more than a few shifts.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Not only that, but no one would hire him. Even if they did, his terrible attitude and work ethic means he wouldn't last more than a few shifts.

Customer: "Hey, this isn't the burger I asked for, I need you to fix it because you're the one who messed up the order."

Phail: "Wat are you talking about dood?! I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct! You're just a detractor dood, nothing but a troll, man. Just trying to bring me down with negahtivity."

Manager: "You're fired."

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol. he is so screwed.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Customer: "Hey, this isn't the burger I asked for, I need you to fix it because you're the one who messed up the order."

Phail: "Wat are you talking about dood?! I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct! You're just a detractor dood, nothing but a troll, man. Just trying to bring me down with negahtivity."

Manager: "You're fired."

DSP the next day: "So, OHMM, McDonald's and I came to an amicable end. The bottom of the line is this: I didn't need them anymore!"
-20 seconds later-
"They fired me out of nowhere, and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK?!"
-11 seconds later-
"...and that's why I quit! I've had enough of them!"

 

[DukeMorty]

So Phil just said he's lost touch with his wife and doesnt understand her anymore when she talks: "She'll walk in the house and say something like "yo fam! yknow wap up some grub on the stove" ack ack ack"

Now, if I were the kind of autismo to give into conspiracy theories, shit like this would make me think Kat has left the building, because what kinda of a retarrrrr "doesnt get" their spouse? Maybe someone who talks to them once a month?

Wait she actually said that to phil? If there is a clip of that it would be great. And if she is talking like that she is most definitely get railed by Tyrone lol

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Customer: "Hey, this isn't the burger I asked for, I need you to fix it because you're the one who messed up the order."

Phail: "Wat are you talking about dood?! I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct! You're just a detractor dood, nothing but a troll, man. Just trying to bring me down with negahtivity."

Manager: "You're fired."

That's a face to face confrontation though. What he'd do then is stay quiet, run and get the manager to do it, then sit in the staff room saying he will slap the shit out of that customer.

 

[JimiHendrix]

So Phil just said he's lost touch with his wife and doesnt understand her anymore when she talks: "She'll walk in the house and say something like "yo fam! yknow wap up some grub on the stove" ack ack ack"

this is one of the funniest things i've ever fucking heard. what the fuck? his wife is around black people so much she's been assimilated into their culture and phil can no longer fuckin' understand her.

kat comin' home talkin' like she belongs in a fuckin' african village.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Dave "I don't care if someone wants to cross dress, that's their prerogative. It's all cool and kosher man I'm so accepting" Purnell.

 

[SPhobos]

I fucking hate how Phil acts like a fucking nursing home patient despite not even being 40. In his own words he says he's "long in the tooth" and other fucking gay ass phrases to describe old fucks. You're not fucking old, Darksy, you're a decrepit shut in. Stop acting like your ghoulish body is due to nature and aging, it's due to your fucking slob lifestyle you lazy bitch.