💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

"Her voice was unusually deep, her hands were uncommonly large, she seemed to have a trace of five o'clock stubble, and she'd only fuck me in the ass doggy style with her feminine penis. Can't possibly think why. Oh, and she stole a bunch of DVDs after I paid her and fell asleep."

Fixed.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

And here I was thinking he needed money to pay the bills and for healthcare.

Let me just point out that dehumanising people is one of the ten stages of genocide.

What's so controversial about ”we shouldn't bomb Syria when the economy's closed and people need money”?

Right: not giving people free money is evil if Republicans propose it:

As I said on Wednesday:

...the left seem to love setting precedents under the impression that they're the only people who will ever get to use those precedents. Cases in point:
• legislating from the bench (Roe v. Wade)
• abolishing the filibuster for judicial confirmation (the nuclear option)
• protesting inside the Capitol (Kavanaugh protesters and the Sunrise Movement)

All of these things were done by leftists under the cute delusion that the right would never be smart enough to work out that we could do them as well. If a leftist federal government blocks Republican state legislators from passing laws in their own states, Kino Roberto had better wait for 2024 and pray that the Republicans don't take issue with California's taxes.

If they're stupid enough to fully abolish the filibuster, they'll get what's coming to them in '24.

Bobby's Superior Future delusion has taken an eschatological turn:

Grace does not have its limits; we are all capable of receiving God's grace.

We need to add theology to the list of things Cinema Roberto doesn't understand.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Fixed.

Ladies and gentlemen, subtlety's #1 fan.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bobert having such a hair-trigger temper is what makes him so much fun to needle on Twitter. I myself have enjoyed roaming the Tard Zoo known as Twitter and rattling the cages from time to time. If you ever want to get blocked by Lardo Retardo, just remind him that you are a mayoghoul that lives much better than he could ever hope to do. That's what got my first Twitter account blocked by him. Making that retard chimp out is too easy and incredibly fun.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bobert having such a hair-trigger temper is what makes him so much fun to needle on Twitter. I myself have enjoyed roaming the Tard Zoo known as Twitter and rattling the cages from time to time. If you ever want to get blocked by Lardo Retardo, just remind him that you are a mayoghoul that lives much better than he could ever hope to do. That's what got my first Twitter account blocked by him. Making that retard chimp out is too easy and incredibly fun.

Oh gosh, I can't recommend you do that. I can't recommend that you tell Bob that even though you live in a rural area you still make more money than him, have a wife and children, and vote straight Republican and still do everything he wishes he could do in life.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bobert having such a hair-trigger temper is what makes him so much fun to needle on Twitter. I myself have enjoyed roaming the Tard Zoo known as Twitter and rattling the cages from time to time. If you ever want to get blocked by Lardo Retardo, just remind him that you are a mayoghoul that lives much better than he could ever hope to do. That's what got my first Twitter account blocked by him. Making that retard chimp out is too easy and incredibly fun.

Personally, I prefer to watch lolcows like Bob fling their shit at people. Eventually, he flings shit at the wrong person (like Lindsay Ellis) and it comes back to bite him on the ass.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Bobert having such a hair-trigger temper is what makes him so much fun to needle on Twitter. I myself have enjoyed roaming the Tard Zoo known as Twitter and rattling the cages from time to time. If you ever want to get blocked by Lardo Retardo, just remind him that you are a mayoghoul that lives much better than he could ever hope to do. That's what got my first Twitter account blocked by him. Making that retard chimp out is too easy and incredibly fun.

I'd like to troll MovieBob, but I don't want to keep paying for burner phone numbers to make new accounts. Any way to get around this?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Kinobert gets irritated by variants of "Cinema Robert", again.
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Let's go back to that ice-fishing guy, who may or may not have a deal with Adult Swim:
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(In my hurry to get two days' worth of Robert Lumière out I had skipped the video. The guy Bobby picked on is a young Democrat who dares to criticize The Party That Matter, who would rather drop bombs in Syria than to raise the min wage.)

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In the end, Bobby is just mad that an articulate young man was able to clearly convey his idea in 16 seconds, something that Bobby himself is unable to do even if we give him all the words in the univese.
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Reminder that even his brother Chris is looking forward to the gimme gimme.

Right: not giving people free money is evil if Republicans propose it:
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Roibeárd na Pictiúrlainne, the emblem of masculine form:
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Bobby's Superior Future delusion has taken an eschatological turn:
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Get your fat jokes ready:
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Intellectual has levels, none accessible to the not-Properly Evolved like me.
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Bobby doesn't care to give us his appraisal to Ship of Thesus, nor does he care about dumbing down culture:
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More on the "philosophical concepts recurrent in MCU"
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(Film Theory link if anyone cares.)

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Royal family gossip, which Bobby thinks in terms of soap operas -- and I can't fault him:
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Because the half-breed millionaire is such a victim.

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I agree, with Diana and now Meghan, the Royal family is going down the level of the Kardashians.

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A while ago someone asked what Bobby thought about Birdman. Here he answers citing his Escapist article:
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Context: ‘Birdman’ director Alejandro González Iñárritu calls superhero films ‘cultural genocide’

Wanda:
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Compare and contrast Superman and Vision:
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Wanda, niggerfied:
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MCU:
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Something something Twitter view something something MCU; I suspect it is another Zeroth-World problem on par with Meghan.
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The latest Disney cartoon introduces lesbianism to the noble savages in Vietnam:
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Ugh. These people are fucking gross.

More TV:
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Consoom, in the obsolete State of Florida:
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Fight, morons! Fight!!
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Simp:
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The Ship of Thesus in WandaVision is like when Peter Capaldi at one point in his Dr. Who run had to break the 4th wall and explain what a Bootstrap Paradox was even telling the audience to Google it just so the episode's plot would make sense to the masses. Classic Who would had just told the story knowing their audience would get it.

When you have to explain your plot Film Robert you're not elevating the audience you're dumbing down the product because you're admitting we are now making this for morons. It's why old Trek Fans hate JJ and Kurtzman Trek.

Oh gotta love how Black Twitter does Black Stereotypes of WandaVision and it's Hilarious, but guarantee you if a white 15 year old boy made those memes it'd be RACIST!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Adult Swim had a lot more relevance back when it was the only place you could watch (relatively) uncensored anime on TV. People also had a higher tolerance for low-effort cartoons as long as they had swear words and adult situations in them. It's no longer 2003, though, and all of the stuff that people used to go to AS for can be found elsewhere and on demand.

By the time AS was really taking off I'd already discovered Newgrounds and was watching stuff like Egoraptor or The Steven Seagal Show, plus my internet was good enough to 'acquire' anime episodes without the shitty dubs so I really never saw the appeal.

Meanwhile, on topic: It's doubtless been said many times before but I have to throw out a semper fucking fi to the madmen who continually archive Bob's ramblings. I can't even make it through one of his tweets without feeling like I'm reading Finnegans Wake, so I dunno how you manage to comb his entire feed for relevant gems.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Theseus ship is now a deep philosophical debate? What the fuck is next? Plato's cave ?

This is the sort of shit that reminds me why blob still manages to rustle my jimmies once in a while: one of the tweets he mocked by essentially saying, "what this is philosophy 101, this book is garbage, whaaa" a few months ago and now he considers Theseus ship as an exercise of intellect? Jesus Christ the guy is a disingenuous moron.

Speaking of, here's a link to Cracked of all fucking places that says: if someone brings Plato's cave or any other allegory that is almost an axiom to bring their point home, that person has absolutely nothing to say. It's on par with quoting the dictionary.

https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-phrases-that-are-great-signs-its-time-to-stop-talking/

Can't believe that 2012 feels like a whole different era right now.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Theseus ship is now a deep philosophical debate? What the fuck is next? Plato's cave ?

This is the sort of shit that reminds me why blob still manages to rustle my jimmies once in a while: one of the tweets he mocked by essentially saying, "what this is philosophy 101, this book is garbage, whaaa" a few months ago and now he considers Theseus ship as an exercise of intellect? Jesus Christ the guy is a disingenuous moron.

Speaking of, here's a link to Cracked of all fucking places that says: if someone brings Plato's cave or any other allegory that is almost an axiom to bring their point home, that person has absolutely nothing to say. It's on par with quoting the dictionary.

https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-phrases-that-are-great-signs-its-time-to-stop-talking/

Can't believe that 2012 feels like a whole different era right now.

We're at the nexus where you are simultaneously supposed to run and spend your money on big budget productions of meaningless banalities, but simultaneously be excoriated for being forced to remind these same people of those very same meaningless banalities, because even the ones who aren't idiots play dumb motherfuckers with thespian dedication if you turn their own lazy references back on them.

 

[Mola Ram]

RoboCop is Bob's favorite movie, isn't it? You'd think he'd have mentioned the Ship of Theseus before now, considering it's one of its underlying themes (despite never being mentioned by name). If anyone has a tweet or essay or video where he actually does this, I'd love to see it.

I sorta suspect Bob was barely cognizant of the concept at all until his beloved MCU spat it out to guide its audience by the hand.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

uhg I never thought I'd look fondly at the simpler times when Bob proudly spoke of bolting upright in excitement at a Gummi Bears reference in the new Ducktales cartoon.

 

[Positron]

Grace does not have its limits; we are all capable of receiving God's grace.

We need to add theology to the list of things Cinema Roberto doesn't understand.

"...because wisdom is also grace."
Bobby got it backwards. It is grace that is wisdom: to be able to first truly, sincerely forgive others because God has forgiven you, and then forgive yourself, again thanks to God's grace, this is what wisdom is about.

 

[Tronathon242]

RoboCop is Bob's favorite movie, isn't it? You'd think he'd have mentioned the Ship of Theseus before now, considering it's one of its underlying themes (despite never being mentioned by name). If anyone has a tweet or essay or video where he actually does this, I'd love to see it.

I sorta suspect Bob was barely cognizant of the concept at all until his beloved MCU spat it out to guide its audience by the hand.

Speaking of, what does draw him to RoboCop if that is his favorite film? I just rewatched it a few days ago and it hit me that OCP is trying to fulfill Bob's dream world. The film casts said dream world in a harsh light because it's made clear that OCP is fucking Detroit sideways in more ways than one to make it happen. Not to mention, it does have a "technophobic" streak as it shows the horror of man being consumed by machine and how one should not lose touch with their humanity. I would think those two specific issues would drive a petulant manchild like Bob to dislike it, but I'm guessing he's too enamored by the cool technology and top-notch 1980's violence and gore effects.

Anyway, of course Bob was not aware of the Ship of Theseus until the MCU. He's not aware of much until some entertainment property introduces it to him. His actual mental database of knowledge has got to be a cobbled together patchwork mess with so many gaps in context and detail.

I think this is Bob's attempt to be "witty."

But yeah, given how much he constantly defends his precious MCU's honor, I wouldn't doubt that there was at least some level of anger when posting those. Still, I'd much rather watch whatever stupidity is captured in those screencaps than whatever the fuck Eternals is supposed to be.

He was quite mad. Unlike photos he took with women at cons, he didn't have those gifs saved in a special folder and had to take time to look for them. He must have been steaming and couldn't come up with a world salad response so he resorted to those random gifs.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

There's yet another Marvel TV show coming to Hulu. What do you think Bob's going to say about this?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Speaking of, what does draw him to RoboCop if that is his favorite film? I just rewatched it a few days ago and it hit me that OCP is trying to fulfill Bob's dream world. The film casts said dream world in a harsh light because it's made clear that OCP is fucking Detroit sideways in more ways than one to make it happen. Not to mention, it does have a "technophobic" streak as it shows the horror of man being consumed by machine and how one should not lose touch with their humanity. I would think those two specific issues would drive a petulant manchild like Bob to dislike it, but I'm guessing he's too enamored by the cool technology and top-notch 1980's violence and gore effects.

I remember him once criticizing Robocop 2 for being simplistic, and not as nuanced as the first Robocop.

......since when was Bob ever a fan of nuance?

 

[TopTierHealer]

Looks like Robot Chicken and I'm groaning a little to be honest.

Didn't even watch the trailer but I can hear the whedon quips in my head, the sardonic humor, the deconstruction (because trying is for loosers and faggots, am I right). Is there a term for Richard and Mortimer style of humor? Where you live in churaaaze world and you point that fact out to the audience constantly?

Of course blobbert will think it's mature and witty. but it's just stoner humor with a cape.

At least venture bros had some sort of lore.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNQkdIeUbvQThere's yet another Marvel TV show coming to Hulu. What do you think Bob's going to say about this?

Maybe it'll be good. Maybe it'll be bad. Maybe it'll be like almost EVERY other piece of Marvel media and just be okay. First blush makes it seem like it has some potential, a downtrodden super villain that no one's heard of who's the head of a failing evil organization just trying to make a name for himself and they're not afraid of violence and blood? I'd be kind of interested if I weren't so dead inside with marvel fatigue, or whatever we were calling it three years ago, and sick of the soygasming that retards like Bob do every time something like this comes about.

tfw @ 1:55

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmagzq

As for Bob, I predict a new BIGGER PICTURE, which I always enjoy reminding people that a BIGGER PICTURE is just his old Big Picture vids human centipeded together to make it feature length and call it "new", of some shit about comics being weird with some mention of characters you've never heard about. I don't know if he'll address the show itself because it doesn't have a white or asian "woman" in it that he wants to bang.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Double posting but w/e: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7oxzxh

At the 10:50 mark is the type of humor I grew to loathe.