What I find hilarious is the outrage all the 14 year olds (mentally or otherwise) on Twitter are expressing is completely stupid: if someone saying they are superstraight because they don't want to fuck you makes said person a bigot, why do you care? Why do you go out of your way to show how much you're losing your shit over their choice? Aren't they a bigot in the first place? Why would you want a bigot to show interest in fucking you?
It's like that gay cake debacle years ago. If the cake shop owner is such a homophobe for not wanting to make a gay cake, why are you getting assblasted about it? Isn't he indeed a homophobe? Why insist they should make the cake anyway, if they are a homophobe? Why do you want a cake made by him instead of just taking your business somewhere else?
Anyway, this whole situation has been super funny.