💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

This leads to the discussion on the Ship of Theseus, in which the evil Vision realises that since neither of them are technically the original (He has the body but not the personality, Show Vision has the personality but not the original body) then technically evil Vision can ignore its programming and let Show Vision retrieve its memories so he can become to original Vision again.

So it's not even a discussion or exploration of the concept, it's just Paul Bettany talking to himself as a way to get his evil side to stop trying to kill him. And because he's British, he probably sounds even smarter to dumb Americans.

Megaman Zero 3 did Ship of Theseus better with the game ending boss fight against Omega.

 

[Flexo]

Megaman Zero 3 did Ship of Theseus better with the game ending boss fight against Omega.

Hell I've used it as a pickup line on some of the office equipment.

Spoiler: Assembly Language Flirting

Hey, baby, did you know Lexmax printers have 5 parts that store your identifying serial number? Any one of them can be replaced and when you are next turned on, the new part will communicate with the other 4 and resync it's identity with the others. The only danger you're in is if all 5 parts are simultaneously replaced.

Now how about we go back to my place and see how close to the ship of theseus we can get?

(Almost always works - the nerdiest chick bots are always office bots.)

Basically "every rule and principle I want to enforce on other people is bendable and expendable based on my own convenience or comfort."

MovieBob stands for nothing and will fall for anything.

What do you think "no bad tactics, only bad targets" ultimately means? "Anything I do is right and justified - anything done against me is a grave evil."

Never forget his tweet:

(though I guess that logic really does make Trump the god-emperor since he's beaten Bob several times over by now)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1368344250975477761 (Archive)

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Also, 275ibs? We all know Robert is way fatter than that.

An Australian questions Bob on his gun "ownership"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1368356333590876160

https://archive.vn/NyouW

I thought Aussies were notoriously tough and great shit posters. Is this a lie sold to us by the actual Big Zealand or are they as bipolar as Americans?

Bob's girth, creepiness, and casual racism allows him to pass as a cop quite easily.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1368350863400517632

https://archive.vn/2ARwD

Bob does not own a black or grey sport coat or any kind of work vest I'm willing to bet. I've seen how he dresses himself and there is no one who would take him as either a professional of any sort or seriously.

Might be going into power leveling territory, but I'm a similar height to Bob and at one point I was around 300lb. I was also much slimmer than Bob is in his pictures, if I had to guess I'd say he's at least 400 to 450lb.

Also, I'm a bit surprised that Bob hasn't had someone attack him on twitter for claiming to have a gun.

You're not the only one not buying it.

https://twitter.com/Address__This/status/1368363302170947588

https://archive.vn/GdZWZ

I dug through our archives. We ahkshually know what kind of gun Bob has, as he has made the mistake of showing it off on camera. The timeline goes something like this:

1. Bob makes this abortion of a video (link only, someone pls archive).
2. @Ralph Barnhardt makes a post wondering if it's fake.
3. @Flexo reveals he has a robot friend who makes stage guns, and recognizes Bob's "gun" as a movie prop and pellet gun.
4. You can get it for $35 online here.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions. Suffice it to say, if Bob would only get one chance to fire the pellet gun before someone realized it couldn't do any actual damage and mopped the floor with Bob.

 

[King Dead]

Never forget his tweet:
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(though I guess that logic really does make Trump the god-emperor since he's beaten Bob several times over by now)

Jesus effin' Christ, there isn't a fedora big enough to encompass the sheer euphoria in this tweet. Bobby seriously thinks he'd be able to go toe to toe with a literal god? Like, I'm sorry, but no amount of "lol i dont believe in u so i win" would save you if an actual god showed up on your doorstep and smote you. There are no fucking limits to the hubris this fat tub of lard can possess.

Also, I get that it's metaphorical, but Blobbo wouldn't be able to turn a pebble into sand, let alone a boulder. Not even if he sat on it. haha bob's fat

 

[TowinKarz]

Jesus effin' Christ, there isn't a fedora big enough to encompass the sheer euphoria in this tweet. Bobby seriously thinks he'd be able to go toe to toe with a literal god? Like, I'm sorry, but no amount of "lol i dont believe in u so i win" would save you if an actual god showed up on your doorstep and smote you. There are no fucking limits to the hubris this fat tub of lard can possess.

Also, I get that it's metaphorical, but Blobbo wouldn't be able to turn a pebble into sand, let alone a boulder. Not even if he sat on it. haha bob's fat

A jacked dude in a toga showing up on my doorstep would be enough to make me at least politely ask if he'd need some help..... God or not.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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[Lord of the Large Pants]

Long-time lurker, first-time poster (in this thread, at least).

One thing I've never understood about this guy is this: how did he EVER come to believe that he's a part of the "vaunted" elite? He doesn't come from an "important" family, he didn't go to some hotshit private highschool, he didn't go to an Ivy League university (did he even go to college at all?), he doesn't work in investment banking, entertainment, or politics. He can't even dress himself in formal wear properly, going off that picture of him at his sister's wedding. Does he really not understand that he's as far from the aristocracy as anyone else? I just don't get it at all.

Bob believes that he is simultaneously part of the coastal elite and the working class. He's elite so far as he's extremely smart, holds Correct Opinions, and votes straight ticket Democrat. He's working class so far as he works in a cushy entertainment job (for a certain value of "job"). That makes him working class, just like a Starbucks barista, or a Youtube Thinkfluencer, or the people who star in Marvel movies, which by his logic are all basically the same thing. But don't worry, he's one of the GOOD working class, not like those fake working class people who work on farms or coal mines.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Jesus effin' Christ, there isn't a fedora big enough to encompass the sheer euphoria in this tweet. Bobby seriously thinks he'd be able to go toe to toe with a literal god? Like, I'm sorry, but no amount of "lol i dont believe in u so i win" would save you if an actual god showed up on your doorstep and smote you. There are no fucking limits to the hubris this fat tub of lard can possess.

Also, I get that it's metaphorical, but Blobbo wouldn't be able to turn a pebble into sand, let alone a boulder. Not even if he sat on it. haha bob's fat

getting someone to beat up bob until he begins to worship them as a god when?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob is right about being the type able to just walk anywhere and not have people freak out and immediately stop him. But it's not because he's white. It's because they'd just assume he's a lost retard.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Might be going into power leveling territory, but I'm a similar height to Bob and at one point I was around 300lb. I was also much slimmer than Bob is in his pictures, if I had to guess I'd say he's at least 400 to 450lb.

Also, I'm a bit surprised that Bob hasn't had someone attack him on twitter for claiming to have a gun.

I'm 99.99% sure he's shorter and bigger than he says.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A jacked dude in a toga showing up on my doorstep would be enough to make me at least politely ask if he'd need some help..... God or not.

I'm imagining it turning out like this:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is right about being the type able to just walk anywhere and not have people freak out and immediately stop him. But it's not because he's white. It's because they'd just assume he's a lost retard.

I dunno man, if I saw a morbidly obese manchild scowling at everyone and muttering to himself about how everyone beneath him should be culled like rats and speculating about Marvel properties, I'd tell a cop to stop and talk to him at least to make sure his handler knows he's alone in public.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He really thinks he's a famous internet celebrity huh.

Delusion of grandeur

 

[YMB]

MovieBob claiming to be a 6'2 275lb mountain of a man with a gun means that he's probably really 5'11 350lbs and would react like Fredo Corleone if he ever needed to use his gun. He reminds me of his fellow lolcow Patrick S. Tomlinson who claims to be a 6'0 225lb trained fighter but all you have to do is look at him to tell that he's a doughy faggot who'd get his ass kicked in a real fight.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

he's completely fine with his second amendment rights but all of ours scares the hell out of him.

Which is what Blob's philosophy boils down to; ”it's alright because we're doing that”.

Orange Man bad because he put brown kids in cages

Don't worry, a (D) is doing it now so it's all good.

the first time a minority looks at him the wrong way he starts reaching for his phone.

He was once driving through a black neighbourhood, rear-ended a black lady, and bitched about how all the nig- oops, valued PoC thought that he was at fault.

That's euphoria more than anything. He's saying that nothing has a purpose in life and that God doesn't exist unless he proves it.

> people with very bad intent have made trouble for me and mine

John Spetznaz being a sperg is not a threat. By all means own a gun - I'm for liberalising gun ownership myself - but don't autistically justify it.

 

[Tronathon242]

Which is what Blob's philosophy boils down to; ”it's alright because we're doing that”.

Don't worry, a (D) is doing it now so it's all good.

He was once driving through a black neighbourhood, rear-ended a black lady, and bitched about how all the nig- oops, valued PoC thought that he was at fault.

That's euphoria more than anything. He's saying that nothing has a purpose in life and that God doesn't exist unless he proves it.

> people with very bad intent have made trouble for me and mine

John Spetznaz being a sperg is not a threat. By all means own a gun - I'm for liberalising gun ownership myself - but don't autistically justify it.

The people with those that army caches that he disparages regularly know how to maintain and handle their weapons. We all know that he has a pellet gun that he doesn't have to upkeep at all, but even if he had a real one, he sure as shit wouldn't know how to load or fire it properly. That's not a knock against new gun owners seeing as there are far more of them now and they may have difficulty overcoming their hesitation to operate something so dangerous, but Bobert surely thinks that because he watches action movies and jacks off to Black Widow that he would know how to use a piece in a stressful scenario.

MovieBob claiming to be a 6'2 275lb mountain of a man with a gun means that he's probably really 5'11 350lbs and would react like Fredo Corleone if he ever needed to use his gun.

With how much grease and alchohol he crams down his cake hole, he'd be so butterfingered that he'd make Fredo look like Harmonica. Even if he was somehow steady handed, he'd never be able to pull the trigger because then his bluff would be called and he'd be well past fucked.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The people with those that army caches that he disparages regularly know how to maintain and handle their weapons. We all know that he has a pellet gun that he doesn't have to upkeep at all, but even if he had a real one, he sure as shit wouldn't know how to load or fire it properly. That's not a knock against new gun owners seeing as there are far more of them now and they may have difficulty overcoming their hesitation to operate something so dangerous, but Bobert surely thinks that because he watches action movies and jacks off to Black Widow that he would know how to use a piece in a stressful scenario.

With how much grease and alchohol he crams down his cake hole, he'd be so butterfingered that he'd make Fredo look like Harmonica. Even if he was somehow steady handed, he'd never be able to pull the trigger because then his bluff would be called and he'd be well past fucked.

Surely, someone who's lived on the mean, crime-filled streets of Lynn, MA all his life has got to know how to handle himself! Just look at this dangerous, filth-ridden hive of villany:

From Wikipedia:

Lynn is the 9th largest municipality in Massachusetts[3] and the largest city in Essex County. Situated on the Atlantic Ocean, 3.7 miles (6.0 km) north of the Boston city line at Suffolk Downs, Lynn is part of Greater Boston's urban inner core.[4] Settled by Europeans in 1629, Lynn is the 5th oldest colonial settlement in the Commonwealth.[5] An early industrial center, Lynn was long colloquially referred to as the "City of Sin", owing to its historical reputation for crime and vice. Today, however, the city is known for its contemporary public art,[6][7][8][9] immigrant population, historic architecture, downtown cultural district, loft-style apartments, and public parks and open spaces,[10] which include the oceanfront Lynn Shore Reservation; the 2,200-acre, Frederick Law Olmsted-designed Lynn Woods Reservation; and the High Rock Tower Reservation. Lynn also is home to Lynn Heritage State Park,[11] the southernmost portion of the Essex Coastal Scenic Byway,[12] and the seaside, National Register-listed Diamond Historic District.[13]

Unless Bob was somehow alive in the 1920s when this place was being overrun by mobsters, he's completely full of shit about "living in a dangerous area" all his life.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I'm 99.99% sure he's shorter and bigger than he says.

Definitely bigger, that 275lbs thing is such an obvious lie. But I don't doubt he's a tall guy. In the rare photo where he's next to someone it's clear he has some height to him. It's probably something dumb like he's 6'1 but thinks being 6'2 is more impressive. Hell, he might not even be lying. But after everything he's said, why should we give him the benefit of the doubt?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Definitely bigger, that 275lbs thing is such an obvious lie. But I don't doubt he's a tall guy. In the rare photo where he's next to someone it's clear he has some height to him. It's probably something dumb like he's 6'1 but thinks being 6'2 is more impressive. Hell, he might not even be lying. But after everything he's said, why should we give him the benefit of the doubt?

I know, right? HOW in the ever living heck can a person that's taller than me and bigger than me weigh LESS than me? Does Bob bend the laws of physics?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Unless Bob was somehow alive in the 1920s when this place was being overrun by mobsters, he's completely full of shit about "living in a dangerous area" all his life.

The only dangerous area Bob lives in would be on a BMI chart.